Hammer of Cunts

What is this "avatar" bollocks anyway?

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You ever notice, when someone dies, you always hear "lovely person" "always had time for everyone" "lit up a room as soon as they walked in". You never hear "he was a right cunt" "never trusted the fucking maggot. Glad he's dead". 

 

Usually about an hour into the wake.

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You could draw a Hitler moustache on their photo. There's always a photo.

I already have all the facial hair that I have space for.

I'm still trying to see why my last post "doesn't even make sense". Is this Cillian thing a wanker?

1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said:

Balloons and "tributes" .. at the spot where some half wit boy racer cunt - " he were a lovely lad e' was"  -  had a fatal coming together with a perfectly good tree or garden wall 

  

If anyone does this where I die, I shall prove the existence of an afterlife by coming back and shoving them up their arse.

16 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Friends of mine have served in the Navy with Prince Andrew and played golf with him.They said he was a sound chap.

 You on the other hand won’t have any such social connections and are only too eager to jump on Andrew’s various peccadilloes to satiate your ongoing envy, bitterness and shallow insignificance.

Sod off.

I know a few ex-pats in the middle-east.   Apparently Andrew was well thought of as a "trade ambassador"; he behaves exactly as the Arabs believe a prince should.

Like an arsehole

13 hours ago, judgetwi said:

The hourglass is Extinction Rebellion, Greta Thunderpants and all that shit. A complete and utter bunch of cunts. How much litter did these save the planet wankers leave behind them? Plastic coffee cups are their specialty the toffee nosed “Daddy pays my credit card” fucking pricks.

No. it wasn't that one, this was less stylised and more rounded. The demonstrators also looked as though they had had a wash recently.

The other day I saw a procession of people wearing a largish circular black badge with an red hourglass on it. No-one had the faintest idea what it was all about. I couldn't even find a reference on Google.

As they say: "You're either with us or you've never heard of us.".

Sex-changes are last year's  cause-celebre, Blacks are the current favourites; in a few months the protesting classes will be bored with that and another Big Injustice will take over... Animal rights, eco-nutters, CND.. Off we go around again.

13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Wine is for girls and poofs. If a man walks into a pub and orders a glass of wine, everybody present immediately assumes he's a gay cunt or a web designer.

No real man would enter the kind of pub that sells wine.

14 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I just feel this coronavirus has ruined the lives of our younger generation, all those dreams, big plans now completely ruined. Doesn’t it just bring a tiny lickle tear to your old red eye socket Billy? 

The usual term for having ones dreams and plans ruined is "growing up";  it happens to most of us, Covid-19 or not.

2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

I make my own....

I thought you might.

Do you like Gentleman's Relish?

The expansion of the British Empire was fuelled in part by Christian evangelism and supported and justified by the Church of England. Lets pull down the churches (many of them built with the profits of the slave trade). Ghandi thought Africans a sub-species and liked little girls, let's pull down the shrine in Tavistock Square and build a nice big 24h public toilet in its place.   Nelson Mandela was a murderer. Who cares? History will be rewritten by the victors. There's no point in arguing with millennials; either they will win by outliving us or they'll grow up and lose their infantile Manichean certitude.

How do the rioters feel about the African tribes on the west coast who went into the interior to capture the slaves in the first place? They were, by all accounts, much more brutal than the whites.

12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

As far as I'm concerned if a DM patient doesn't want to be compliant with their meds, then it's their fucking fault if they become ill with covid. Not a nice thing to say but I'm sick to the high teeth with these cunts.  You tell them that they could go blind but it makes no difference to some. 

There does seem to be a direct correlation between morbid obesity and stupidity.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Research suggests that type 1 DM patients are affected worse than type2 dm. But it's more the old age patients that are more at risk. And young persons who have other comorbidities 

According to South African research, it's the blood sugar level rather than the DM itself. The better controlled, the lower the risk.

All adverts for banks/financial institutions should have a little line of type at the bottom detailing the number o times its board and employees have been caught with their fingers in the till.

We need constantly to be aware of how  smug, parasitic shits operate.

37 minutes ago, King Billy said:

No one has ever seen Eddie and Meghan together. Just saying.

... but there are several here who are often seen with old queens.

The brutality was vile and the bloke didn't deserve to die like that, but I should think a robust approach is justified when dealing with potentially armed crack-head criminals.

They'll soon get fed up with going outside and rioting once their beloved fucking coffee shops reopen.

What about the shrine to the appallingly racist Gandhi in Tavistock square?

Christianity has supported and justified colonialism and oppression through most of its history... Shall we pull down churches?

The mayor of London has suggested that street names in Britain  commemorate too many white (British) people... Many of them also celebrate British fauna: Oak Lane, Hazel Avenue , Lime Street etc. I suggest  they be renamed; Mango Drive, Paw-paw Place and Banana Crescent may be appropriate.

5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

One of the main reasons why black and ethnic communities are susceptible to this is because of their diet. I know Indian people who are lifelong vegetarians who are overweight and diabetic. Go down any inner London high street at 3.30pm and you'll see black school kids packing out the fried chicken shops.  When I was at school most of the black kids I knew would eat a packet of biscuits for lunch. For saying this I'll probably be called a "raaycist!"

 

They haven't even mentioned the vitamin D deficiency; that wouldn't fit their agenda. I noticed that the first ten doctors to die were all Asians. I don't expect that they lived in slums.

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Hot chocolate?

Errol Browns.

54 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

One prominent case is that white guy who was a pest controller who was working in a hotel. Someone spotted a firearm in his bag. The firearm being an air rifle used as part of his job. The police were called. When confronted with the armed officers in a corridor, he got on his knees with his hands up, as ordered. He pleaded with them not to shoot but the cunts shot him to death. Their justification was "He was going for a concealed firearm" which, as evidence from the video cameras on the officers uniform, wasn't the case. 

As far as I'm aware, and I'm sure you'll do a google search to check the veracity of my statement, there was no massive public outcry, no mass demonstrations, no looting and burning of premises. 

The US police forces at all levels up and down the country, are full of trigger happy thugs.  This is why, when I see the 'fly on the wall' documentaries of our police at work (police interceptors, motorway cops etc) and see what fucking idiots some of them are, I'm grateful that all our officers aren't armed.

The only kids that I know who've joined plod in the last twenty years have been those who like uniforms but were too stupid or unfit for the army.

Given the low calibre of the raw material, it's hardly surprising that even those who have risen through the ranks aren't the most competent.

12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Yes, but I was brought up with phone boxes that took 2p's and shillings so a PAC code seems just like some unnecessary shit to make something much more complicated than it needs to be in order for service providers to make it as difficult as possible for punters to leave.

Just tell Ranjit that you've pressed button B and your penny didn't come back.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There may well have been 3 deaths in the area. Whether they were due to covid you'll probably never know. Could've been a heart attack, a cancer patient, and one who fell down the stairs. You can bet that all of them will be attributed to the imaginary pandemic though. They've got to bump up those figures to justify the introduction of a fascist state. 

I cant believe that people are now accepting news bulletins along the lines of...

'From the middle of June, you may be allowed to meet friends and family in public'

Allowed for fucks sake! Don't forget to wear your yellow armband and have your papers ready.

As far as the media are concerned the area is just "the north" so three deaths doesn't sound so bad.