Hammer of Cunts

1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Something that does puzzle me is that all the Jehovahs fucking witnesses have fucked off.

The Rapture.

18 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

His oldest son looks almost the same as him and every bit as creepy. As aside his dad liked to be called Frank.

Is he still doing that stuff with Nazis and Egyptians?

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Not forgetting that there are men out there who are at the wrong end of a slapping as well.

40% of reported domestic violence is women against men.

That doesn't include what used to be known as "scolding".

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I am dead, Eric. I'm a ghost. I was murdered by Neill 6 years ago.  I asked him if he'd buy some lucky heather and he enticed me into the back of his Bedford Rascal asking me if I'd read his palm. I'm now cursed to haunt this fucking site for all eternity. He didnt even pay me for those dozen pegs. The cunt. 

He cut his bell-end on the bit of bean tin wrapped round the top; you're lucky he didn't sue you.

I have seen the future and it has wipe-clean surfaces.

An elderly friend of mine fell over and went into hospital last week and tested neg. for covid, he died a couple of days later of something he'd had for years and his wife (whom they wouldn't allow near him) had to kick up a fuss to stop them putting covid on the cert. She "didn't want him being a statistic".

Don't bank on it. The hard-of-thinking will do anything for a couple of paragraphs in their local rag.

13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

LOL

One thing old judgie never buys from Tesco is black pudding; he and his fellow Yiddish cult members made their own out of newborn babies blood. That's how his chinky flu started

"Tesco" is short for T.E. Stockwell and Cohen. Recently they've been branding Lard/black pudding etc. as "Stockwell's"

Suzanne takes you down to her place by the river.

where she gives you new diseases that come all the way from China...

Vitamin D is important to the immune system. It is produced in the skin when exposed to sunlight; black skin produces it more slowly and in gloomy  northern climates this can lead to a deficiency and hence, greater vulnerability.

This bloke knows what he's talking about:

I didn't know the new meaning of this, I thought I'd seen a gay police car. Will the poofs want their logo back when this is all over?

Maybe they could subvert some other symbol instead... the CND badge perhaps, or the Isle of Man legs?

I walked in the woods for two hours yesterday, covered about three miles and didn't see anyone. Maybe they saw me first.

Trump's managed so far with bullshit and bombast but he can't bully a virus, even the dimmest will see that. Surely?

On 27/03/2020 at 16:23, King Billy said:

Have you noticed Eric that there’s been no trans or gay or equality etc. etc.  nonsense going on the last couple of weeks? The reason for that, in my opinion, is that all the aforementioned bollocks is a symptom of a society which is affluent and does not need to struggle to live a comfortable lifestyle. All the constant bleating about millions living in poverty is simply the liberal left feeding their need to be the saviour of the less fortunates in society, even though the groups of people who they claim to be fighting for do not as a rule consider themselves victims and don’t wish to be perceived as such. The fact is that poor countries in Africa and elsewhere do not have the social justice warrior element unique to affluent nations. So when the population is comfortable and well fed the ungratefuls and chip on the shoulder mob will constantly be looking for groups of people to ‘save’ from imagined (or more often, invented) injustices. Once society succumbs to a level of acceptance the warriors have already got their next cause’ into the fore. It’s a never ending story, well it would be if this Chinky plague hadn’t come along to interrupt their cozy little war. Fucking horrible, dishonest, foaming at the mouth scumbuckets every one of them. Marinading in soy sauce and garlic and minced into filling for dim sum is too good for the bastards.

The NHS covid check list has boxes for male and female and instructions to ring them if you think you're "special". I wonder how many deluded prats will do that.

4 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

More likely it's down to feelings of shame and guilt caused by the experience of being bummed remorselessly by his housemaster.

He probably enjoyed that. Catholics like guilt, it validates their lives.

10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

 

I went to a public school.

I would imagine that your personality disorder stems from that; left-footers had the piss ripped out at any opportunity. Probably quite traumatic for them.

Never heard of the twat. He was riding a tricycle. It'll be another year now before mummy lets him out on a big-boys' bike with stabilisers.

Nice to see reasoned, well-informed opinion. Look out for Highly Deadly Black Tarantulas

2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

They spout on about buying British rather than imports yet they will do the same when it comes to sourcing labour. Simple enough for you.

Rather over-simple really. There is not enough wiling labour in the UK to pick the produce and the British tax/welfare system is not conducive to seasonal part-time employment. By the time they are accommodated and paid, Eastern Europeans are no cheaper than Brits. They are just more reliable and work harder.

EU workers have been a large part of our workforce in many areas other than agriculture: nursing/care, construction and transport spring to mind; sectors which would struggle without them. Farming is no different, the produce is still British no matter who picks it.

In what way is this the fault of the farmers? How are they being two faced?

Many of the more attractive towns are now infested with retired/downsized wankers and the original pubs sell only over-priced "gourmet" shite and expect the punters to dress smartly. We've even got pub theme- bars with stupid faux-naif names, ridiculous "artisan" beer and walls decorated with photos and trophies found at bootsales. The rest of the pubs are now "sports-bars" with massive tellys and lagered=up teenagers shouting over the noise. In many areas Wetherspoons is the closest thing to a proper pub, where you can have a reasonably priced pint and, as there's no piped music, you can hear what is being said and will, at least, know why the fight started.

Pubs do not sell food, those establishments are called "restaurants".

Mawkish, American-style "Thank-you for your service" crap.

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You're Thick as a brick 

...Your sperm's in the gutter and your love's in the sink.

17 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

In other news, Greta the mongoloid is claiming she has the chinky plague. I hope it kills her slowly and takes her chancer parents out as well.

I hope she sticks to her principles and avoids any environmentally-damaging medical equipment and uses only fair-trade organic medicine.

I hate to think what goes in the chalice. I believe some congregations use advocaat rather than wine for extra realism.