Hammer of Cunts

16 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Dim, self obsessed bit of shit , well you're a good judge of character if nothing else .

I also understand basic punctuation.

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

How about you pulling your head from out of your behind and taking a quick look at what is going on around you.Thick cunt .

Why bother? It's unlikely that a dim, self-obsessed bit of shit like you will have posted anything of interest. Do us all a favour, wind your heck in and fuck off.

Provide a link, wanker.

13 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

That stool is still stuck up your arse I see. 

QED (again)/

14 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Well when you finally  find the cure for cancer I'm sure they'll all be knocking on your door wanting to speak to you , just for the numerous  witty anecdotes  alone .

QED.

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

It's just about worth digging through their shite for the odd nugget of sweetcorn.

Like a bit of carrot in a pool of sick?

There's hardly anyone here at any time. The site is infested with the likes of And, CH and ELC, it's not really worth the bother of engaging with them.

34 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Lakenheath is a days drive away

Off you go then. Pick up a few spare apostrophes on the way.

17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No flies on Gandhi.

No need with a loincloth.

Non gender-specific parental unit's Army?

This is over a year ago. I wonder how they're doing. Is he machine washable, do you think?

Is that a dirty Sanchez or embroidery?

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

In 2009, Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in prison for attacking Norwegian model Audun Carlsen. He was convicted of assault and false imprisonment after being found guilty of handcuffing Carlsen to a radiator and beating him with a metal chain.

 

"Assault and false imprisonment" is NOT a sex offence. 

 

I suggesy you just got the idea of a sex offender onto your mond because it happens to be Boy George. 

Then you have the fucking audacity to have a go at me for questioning your nomination you dozy lazy cunt.  

I once heard Jonathan King complaining that he wasn't a paedophile, but a pederast.

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

If you KNEW he was a sex offender why didn't you say so? 

Have you heard the term: Rhetorical question ?

24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I hope you don't mind if I change the nomination to

Cunts Who Don't Research Before Posting Nominations Because They're Fucking Idiots

Trust that's OK with you. Many thanks. 

You're a very cross little man aren't you? Please repost that with some punctuation when the Calpol's kicked in.

I've just noticed that R4 has a special show about Boy George. Isn't he a convicted sex case?

On 19/01/2024 at 14:23, ChildeHarold said:

these fuckers who's

Those whose grasp of relative pronouns is a bit weak?

On 18/01/2024 at 13:30, Ape™️ said:

Almost as idiotic as people who repeatedly use the word ‘prostrate’ when referring to the male gland! 

When they're in the hospikle

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Do these fucking illiterate arseholes ever think about what they are saying, read anythink (!) other than a scribbled shopping list covered in grease and tomato sauce from the meal their eating with their fucking fingers? Anythink (!) that's been penned by a half literate human being without the aid of Google autocorrection or autofill? Have these cunts ever been expected to speak correctly during their five years in secondary education funded at great expense by the taxpayer but regarded by most working and single mothers as a child minding service while they get on with their own important busy lives mispronouncing words and fucking the local black stud on the estate?

There's a total absence of shame in these cunts as thet deliberately do it with such an emphasis on the ".. ink" by these cunts I feel they are doing it defiantly. Like a phonetical fuck you gesture. Yet nobody pulls the cunts up on it. To my mind talking like that is the same as picking your nose and eating a bogey during a conversation with the vicar over afternoon tea or having a pee on the Cenotaph. 

It's that level of fucking shameless behaviour. 

Why all the words? You conveyed the nuculus of the nom in the title.

4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Join the club! 

You make yourself sick too, then Harrold? Maybe chew the rusks a bit better before youn gobble them up. Get your carer to show you how.

9 hours ago, King Billy said:

‘diamond encrusted strap on’

I quite liked them; I remember seeing them in about '77. I think Billy Bragg was playing bass. Some of those obscure punk acts were ok.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Conjoined twins hoping to find a British tailor that could knock up a double-double-breasted suicide vest.

What would happen if one of them bottled it at the last minute? Would he still get his 72 virgins or just be collateral damage when his sibling pulls the string?

Is it mentioned in Sunna?

11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

How do you deal with the goons who  knock on the door asking what I do in my spare time  , what are the legalities?.Can I pour a saucepan of boiling oil onto his head from an upstairs window?.I was thinking of digging  a pit and placing sharpened sticks in the bottom of it vietcong style, what about a man trap , the type used to  teach poachers a lesson in Agatha Christie  novels. When its clamped around his ankle , the teeth of the trap piercing his  flesh  simply get a shovel and wrap it around the cunts head .It does all seem a bit extreme but what fun.It would be ridding the  world of a  nuisance so justifiable surely .

Say "No thank-you." and close the door; they have no more powers than the Mormons or the Jehovah's Witnesses, both of whom claim to represent an authority even higher than th BBC.

13 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Then they drive up your arse in some panzer type 4x4 like demented female demons , slightly damp road , who gives a fuck , foot down, little princess on board sticker in the  back window , all this whilst they're posting on mumsnet about chaifing nipples and carpet burns because they shagged Simon from office last night .Then double parking  to drop little Chylmidia off at school blocking the whole fucking road. Fucking cunts 

Don't forget to drive through a fence into a group of eight-year-olds on the way home.

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Was he rolling across the bonnet of a muscle car and firing a gun?

No, he was sweeping fake snow off a stage in a small provincial theatre.

I met him about 20 years ago, he seemed a nice enough bloke.