Hammer of Cunts
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1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:
So if you didn't read it that would surely mean I haven't wasted any of your precious time .That being the case I'm having difficulty in understanding how I've incurred your displeasure .I can only reach the conclusion you're just a bit of a miserable old cunt to be honest.
It took you a long time to think that one up.
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13 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:
don't read it.
I didn't.
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If you post a link we wouldn't have to wade through your wierd prose.
Rams are more likely to shoot a stream of piss at you than butt you.
They like a smoke... A bit of weed calms them down nicely and you can get them into the trailer and off to the butcher's without too muxh hassle.
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11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Have you seen the Spike Milligan sketches, “Pakistani Daleks”?
Probably on YouTube. Or not considering YouTube’s propensity for woke snivelling and anti white censorship.Here it is. It's no funnier than the rest of his crap.
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14 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:
No worries Zev , I've tried finding any pearls of wisdom penned by Hammer of cunts .I was hoping to be enthralled by his literary eloquence and artistry given his obvious high opinion of himself .Unfortunately it looks like I'm going to be dissapointed .
Wow! It's like being baited by Oscar Wilde, but with worse grammar.
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2 hours ago, ZEV said:
Why the fuck does he need to be 'bright'?
This isn't University Challenge, it's Cunts Corner.
I didn't say that he needs to be bright. I just pointed out that he's not.
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12 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:
Why not educate me with your litary acrobatics and your scholars eye for total perfection .Unfortunately we can't all be lion tamers like your good self .You silly little prick.
3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:Get the thesaurus out .ffs get a life .I was merely adding a bit of irony by using the word you are are questioning. Yes the little cunt is detestable , I think that's commonly understood. It's quite normal and common place to use words who's meaning is the opposite to the message you are conveying be it satirical in nature or otherwise .Fucking hell what the fuck is it with people .Another prick then pipes up and bestowes his eternal wisdom stating the the subject has already been mentioned, oh fucking really , shall I put myself in the naughty room?.So fucking what if it has you bunch of sad cunts , who gives a fuck apart from from the sad unintelligent twat who instead of adding to debate or heaven forbid, actually initiating debate simply says that a subject has already been mentioned. Oh do fuck off, open the front door and step into the light , there's a whole world out there .
Fuck! Your'e not that bright are you?
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The mullahs will certainly show the left-footers what real religious intolerance looks like.
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I still can't see why he's "delectable"; did you mean detestable?
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If you had posted a link, we could have read about this wanker without having to wade through your execrable grammar and syntax.
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Patently, it didn't work and the twat got arrested. Was it a Land Cruiser, towing a huge, chrome-plated caravan by any chance?
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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
the country you happen to occupy dragging your ancestors there against their will, when you could just fuck off to Africa and right that historical wrong.
The Africans shipped across the Atlantic were dragged from their homes by other Africans; no white man could survive in the interior.
The Beninese, in particular, were enthusiastic slave traders, their traditional business was with the Arabs, via Zanzibar but they were happy to expand. That's how they got the bronze that they're so keen to have back.
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10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
@Penny Farthing has an Oakhampton.
Norwegian Wood:
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2 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said:
African wood to be exact.
This is a vile post-colonial legacy; all African wood should be repatriated immediately and reparations paid by the western imperialists who dragged it, in chains, from its swamp.
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"The controversy now rocking the top levels of women's professional pool"
Blimey! How many of us knew that anyone, let alone wimmin were being paid for it?
4 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:I would be far more concerned regarding the reasoning behind this appointment.
She makes it sound like "transphobia" is a bad thing (or even thing at all) rather than just a normal reaction to their nonsense.
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Why would women need their own pool competition? The "sport" doesn't involve physical strength and size doesn't matter. Why should it be segregated? Are women just congenitally worse at everything? It sounds like an ideal activity for sex-changers to compete.
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On 10/11/2023 at 20:20, Eric Cuntman said:
‘Deptford Draylons’
Was that near Alan Freeman's Brentford Nylons?
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"dopey old cunts" can still be told to shut up.
I still have no idea why anyone would want to pay a significant amount of money for a bit of glorified office equipment. What are they for (other than giving assorted shysters access to data)?
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3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:
The Shit and the Pendulum -Edgar Allan-Poo.
A Fist Full of Andrex.
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1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said:
Crud God
...goes riding.
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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:
The Turd Man
The Diarrhorea of Anne Frank, if you like slushy films.
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4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
I’m sad enough to say yes. I do like a Norton Commando. One of the rare occasions that Anthony Daniels appeared without a gold plated fibreglass exoskeleton.
I believe it's still the only film to have featured a talking turd.
It's almost as good as Sex Lives of the Potato Men.
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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:
I liked Boon. Michael Elphick was brilliant
🎵Hi ho silver, here come the lone ranger. He's riding on down to rescue me🎵
Marvellous
Have you seen I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle? It was made by the cast and crew at weekends.
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3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
I'm not HOC, however she was an inspiration. That was a teaser of the 'Raas Chronicles' I'm currently working on. I'll put you down for an advance signed copy at the launch in downtown Port-au-Prince this Christmas.
Cheers.
I'm more of a Jilly Cooper man myself.
Do you prefer Mills or Boon?
Roger the ram health and safety
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You still haven't cracked that punctuation, have you?