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KingRollo

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  1. Cunts Who Are Consistently Late

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    13 hours ago, Wolfie said:

    9/10 of your profile page is currently owned by responses/references to me; I also seem to have brought you out of character on every post. I get right up your nose, don't I? 'King Rollo' indeed. How easily the veil fell.

    I can tell you some more stories about Cook and Wizard if you like, Wolfie…. you’ve only to ask ☺️

  2. Cunts Who Are Consistently Late

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    On 08/01/2022 at 13:44, Wolfie said:

    Hey GG, I noticed you visited the site at around 3.30am (last night or this morning, which ever way you look at it), which suggests you're either: 1) returning from work as an assembly line safety inspector in a round-the-clock seatbelt factory (thus making use of your gregarious personality), or 2) you've rolled in after a ten-hour bender, specks of cocaine lining your alcohol-stewed nostrils as a result of snorting line after line from some whore's arse crack.

    I think I know which it is, lol.

    Hey GG, reckon he was having a wank when he wrote that last bit?

  6. Cunts Who Are Consistently Late

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    54 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

    @KingRollo, @Gronda Gronda.

    I'd be more entertained in a morgue.

    That’s a rather strange thing to write, Wolfie… are dead bodies a source of entertainment for you?

     

    Strange, really, when both of you – each very aware of the modus operandi and character of the Corner before joining some years ago – are obviously easily offended.

    Don’t be silly. Laddy bants with a pair of 50+ teenagers isn’t offensive.

     

    How do you expect to shake your minnow status…

    And… cue!

     

    Sadly, due to other committments today, I don't have time to stand and trade blows.

    Phew! I thought you were trying to express your anger in this rather long diatribe. Relieved to hear you have better things to be doing… guess someone wrote this on your behalf?

     

    But there will be plenty of time. You have been warned.

    Decs will be flattered by your imitation Wolfie.

     

    9/10 for effort!

  9. Cunts Who Are Consistently Late

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    7 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

    You write approximately 150 words to let me know that you're angry with me. 

    You need to learn how to regulate your emotions young man; you are incredibly brittle, repetitive and - lately - boring.

    Give attention to your loved ones and have a happy new year. 

    150 words is just the final post, GG. He’s probably got pages and pages of drafts screwed up in his waste paper basket. The words will be racking up in their thousands, all borne of blood, sweat and tears.

     

    Cue the site minnow comment…

  11. Cunts Who Are Consistently Late

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    28 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

    What did you expect after derisively wishing 'Merry Christmas' following my exchange with Captain Boring, someone you've jumped to the defence of in the past? Most of us don't come here to be liked, Rollo, or to be wished 'Merry Christmas' from adversaries. Don't you think your skills are better suited to a website more fitting of your obvious vulnerabilities?

    I appreciate the concern, Wolfie, thank you. However, I should tell you that your worry is misplaced…

    I don’t feel vulnerable here. However, I apologise unreservedly if I have made you feel vulnerable by drawing attention to your hard man veneer, which is cracking like the proverbial chestnuts in an open fire, under the weight of the massive chip on your shoulder.

    It cannot be easy. My sympathies.

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  12. Cunts Who Are Consistently Late

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    5 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

    Speaking of those brittle and easily riled, your return after an absence of approximately eight months has brought about 2/3 of your posts aimed squarely in my direction. What hypocrisy – though no surprise coming from the site's leading drama queen masquerading as a king.

    I wished you a happy Christmas, Wolfie! Is that fighting talk round your way? 


    “Merry Christmas!”

    ”I’ll show you ‘Merry Christmas’! Pick your teeth up on the way out”.

    Bet the 25th was a barrel of laughs! Did you think “Boxing Day” should be taken literally?

    It’s not always about you, Wolfie. You gotta learn to let some things go.

    Have a great New Year!

  13. Cunts Who Are Consistently Late

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    1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

    Well done for living up to your reputation as the site's most absurdly dull, characterless and easily riled helmet cheese.

    Oh sweet irony!

    Never mind, I hear brittleness is going to be added to the protected characteristics list and glass jaws are back in fashion…

  14. Cunts Who Are Consistently Late

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    1 minute ago, Decimus said:

     

    Fucking hell, the two ghosts of christmas past return! Let's give a big Corner welcome to The Snooze Brothers!

    Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

    Keep them doggies rollin'

    Borehiiiiideeeee.

    😴😴😴😴

     

     

    Rain, wind and weather

    Wolf and Decs forever 

    Playing little hard men side by side…..

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  17. Cunts Who Are Consistently Late

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    1 minute ago, Decimus said:

    Rollo, there are a few members on this site who refuse to ever break character. Punkape, Panzer, ProfB and yourself are the main offenders who immediately spring to mind.

    Whilst the former three have been doing it for half a decade, you're fast encroaching upon their monopoly of sinister fucking creepiness.

    There's something inherently wrong with an individual who insists on playing the role of an obscure 1980s childrens cartoon character on a website populated in the main by embittered, racist old men. Whilst I'm glad that your time here means that you're not trawling the CBeebies website instead, I really have to say that I wish you were fucking dead.

     

    Ah Decs, trotting out the usual comments about creepiness and death wishes. Sometimes predictability is such a comfort isn’t it? 

  20. Cinch

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    13 hours ago, King Billy said:

    Good evening/morning Your Majesty. I’m not sure if you’re aware of the ridiculous developments that some of the peasants have been duped into believing, that I’ve become some sort of elitist, conspiracy theorist, weirdo and ‘vaccine refusenik’ whatever that could mean? As you well know, all my corgis have been jabbed, second dosed and boosted and some of them are still showing some slight signs of life, unlike young Harry Hewitt my favourite grandson, who is alas still being held captive in that dreadful shithole California.

    I trust you and Her Majesty are well. I would welcome your Regal advice regarding a troublesome flame haired old hag who’s been coming across a bit too big for her rusty old growler of late.

    Your majestic ruler 

    KB

     

    Your Royal Maj, 

    Whilst deeply gratified to hear from you -after too long a sojourn in somewhere a King has no place being, I am greatly  disturbed by the various predicaments outlined in your missive.  Let us deal with these matters forthwith.

    Firstly you mention some unfortunate rumour-mongering viz-a-viz conspiracy, jabs, etc. One must always remember that we are simply not answerable to the peasants…. look at the fine example Doris Johnson and his friends have set. You can tell them anything you like, ignore them or remove their right to protest with impunity.  If all else fails, have a chat with your pal Xi, and ask him to unleash a plague that will really ‘give them something to think about’… (But get vaccinated first for gawd’s sake!)

    Secondly, young Hewitt is literally in over his head. His wife is capacious enough to remove him from sight for good and the next time he asks her to sit in his face will probably be his last. He has made his choice. Let him live with it (or in it).

    Finally, the flame haired hag, presumably the Witch Roops, is a conundrum. Her growler is actually a citizen in it’s own right and frequently posts on this site. Can you get your corgi trainers to try and lick it into shape? The other recourse is simply to burn them at the stake.

     

    Your humble, but much wiser, servant,

     

    KR

     

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  22. The Windsors

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    Posted

    33 minutes ago, Joker said:

    That bloke would be Dickless, but they're trying to keep their relationship a secret, even though it's plain to see when they give each other a 'like' for every comment they make on here.

    Ain't love grand?

    Ahhh love 💕 

  23. The Windsors

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    Posted

    Just now, Gronda Gronda said:

    So, about that 3rd trimester test, shortly before your birth... Congenital rubella syndrome, or perhaps complications from herpes? 

    There was no test, the GUM clinic was closed. I imagine a simpler explanation... he was a slippery little bastard from the off and got dropped on his noggin.

  24. The Windsors

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    Posted

    Just now, King Billy said:

    Careful. He could easily mistake that for one of the  very few words he actually understands. Felch.

    And with the plastic straws they give him for his milk at playtime, he’d have little difficulty mastering that one.

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