KingRollo

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

I was going to suggest a Getouttajail Card for you but why bother? Cull two out of two. Is that still a cull? 

If the concept of a cull is too much for you, Harold, I suggest asking your learning support assistant to move you back onto the labrador vocabulary list, perhaps mastering concepts like stand, sit, stay. You might even get a ‘Whose a good boy then?’ as reward for all your efforts.

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

Too many Kings if you ask me. We need to have a cull. 

If regicide is the game, I’ll happily crown you.

Just now, Wolfie said:

In your dark, befouled and frozen pizza packet-strewn little basement flat, where, during the days of furlough, the same set of grubby little sausage fingers taps away as King Rollo goes into character and recites his repetitive, regal horseshit the rest of us appear to be suffering on a more regular basis.

For the last time, Wolfie, that strange bloke who moved in with you isn’t me!

1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Having Kings and Queens living in castles in 2021 is a piss take. 

I beg your pardon? Where else are we supposed to live? @King Billyget a load of this!

15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

And your another royal arsewipe playing hankey pankey under the stairs. 

You’re

9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I go to a fully integrated compo that prides itself on catering for a wide variety of needs from the most able to the utter crud of the gene pool. Needless to say I am high up in form A. 

A is the additional needs class.

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’m afraid poor Harold is not long for this Earth KR. He’s just told Fender to fuck off, I think I can hear Jake the Muss’s hammer smashing into Harold’s skull as we speak.

Off with his head!

5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

How could an innocent nomination about Devon degenerate into this Clarence House Bum Fest conducted by our own royal White Power Bill?

Stfu

21 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Self harming with a cutthroat razor seems like his best option. It might not amuse him, the miserable bastard, but it would bring a lot of happiness and mirth to probably everyone else. 

(King) Frank’s taken to posting videos of himself ‘singing’ on various nefarious websites. Perhaps he could end with a razor trick and have a shaving accident as his encore?

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Well said old bean. Now who’d like to bum me?

(King) Frank’s looking for something to amuse himself, KB.

3 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

That's your perogative my liege, but are you referring to Plato? 

Plato was more into caves and shadows, he’d have no use for a magnifying glass.

2 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

To a degree, Rolly. People forget that Antarctica holds the largest concentration of ice on the planet, and considering it was once part of South Africa it no doubt holds incredibly large deposits of gold and diamonds. There could well be the remnants of a lost civilisation. Plato spoke of Atlantis and the great flood that swallowed it. I'm just hypothesing, but considering there's a complete ban on independent exploration of the continent, I could be onto something. 

I’m still not lending that idiot a magnifying glass, Major...

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Or there could be an alien ship that's been there for thousands of years. And there's alien bacteria what's frozen and Kurt Russel might find it and defrost it. And then it would turn some dogs into alien killer dogs and kill everyone and shit!

Or it might just be a lump of frozen water. I like your theory though. Gold and diamonds... Cussler could write the film script, and Matthew McConnaughey would be in it. Yes!

 

Jesus Christ, Eric, are you touting for a contract for Highlander 5?

1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

There was a fourth one, which wasn't brilliant, but did do its best to finish the story.  It was... Passable.  

The story should have ended with Highlander. It’s the same with most sequels... all the good ideas were burned out in the original.

3 minutes ago, SlipperyHorribleCunt said:

Devon will be one of the first places to be swallowed up by the ocean along with crumby cornwall and all the cunts in it when the ice-caps melt, has anyone got a big fucking magnifying glass to dangle over the Antarctic so we can speed this process up please?

 

No but I could lend you a map. The biggest threat to the uk would be the ice caps of Greenland.

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Unfortunately... they made a second one. 'The Quickening' is certainly up there with the worst sequels of all time. Along with 'Ginger Snaps Back'.

The Quickening was bloody awful. 

8 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Grow some thick skin, you feeble fucking pussy. What amazes me most isn't the fact you've manged to survive this website since May 2017 without saying anything remotely interesting, engaging or funny (or even confrontational), it's the fact you somehow decided 'Cunts' Corner was for you in the first place. You're like an ageing street dog attempting to enter Crufts.

I can just imagine you now, pre-Corner days, cursing at local bowl's club secretary Ethel's flowery teacup & saucer as the digestive you were dunking becomes waterlogged and breaks off while reading one of Quincy's brutal gems, spilling all over your freshly ironed brown M&S corduroy trousers. You're like a wetter version of @Rick_B in his 70s, if such a thing is actually possible. Please say something funny, compelling or deeply offensive, you tedious blow-off.

As for you, weirdo-masquerading-as-kids-TV-cartoon-character, which in itself is slightly unsettling, I'm not surprised you've taken the time and effort to trawl through comments posted 7-8 months ago at a time when I was having one of many previous spats with Roops. You took it upon yourself to stick your nose into nothing which concerned you, and now you are doing it again.

It's a genuine privilege to know I get under your skin so fucking much that you've attempted to bring one heavyweight and one has-been into the mix (as well as the site's most mundane, tinned-pea connoisseur) to challenge me. I feel honoured to be worthy of such a response from a site minnow who's yet to make 300 on the comments board.

Oh we’re back to the site minnows now? To be honest, looking at the hostility of your comments I’d say that you’re the one whose skin’s being got under. I’ll just fetch a dustpan to clear up the shards of your glass jaw! You’re welcome!

6 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

No Wolfie, I think that you're a stuck record.  I heard you the first time and every other time since; you don't like me being on CC. 

What do I have to say about that? Not much that hasn't already been said to be honest.  I enjoy what you and a few others post for what it's worth. 

On 10/08/2020 at 14:15, Mrs Roops said:

All you have done here aside from using likes as a personal benchmarking tool, is to reveal what a brittle person you are. Given the circumstances you should heed all the advice given irrespective from where it came from.

On 11/08/2020 at 21:42, Frank said:

Wolfe you know I don’t take sides, but both GG and Rollo have once again summed you up for the insecure dickhead that you are. Why do you bother? 

I don’t think you’re boring GG... and besides, there are worse things to be accused of.

Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

Only career?

Get with the times cunty; our roops is not only a fully trained dentist by also a high flying exec in the aviation industry (and other evil corporations), an expert in defence contracts, a petrochemical expert and a highly trained special opps agent specialising in small arms tactics 

Plus she flashes her haddock sluice on bongo websites for dirty old men

Talented!

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I didn't think you'd take long reaching that decision.

Nope. Guy’s clearly a cretin. Not much can be done for him... hopeless case.

13 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

CH reminds me of Danny Torrance.  Right now, I bet you his finger is telling him his next cutting barb to be sent your way!

CH reminds me of White Goodman. Though he probably looks more like Patches O’Hoolihan.

3 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

The last time someone called KR a bad tooth, we went all Delbert Grady and corrected them...

You been watching The Shining again, GG? You know what happens when you watch Stephen King films...

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Mammuth! 

I give up. 

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

You're a bad tooth. 

Ok. What does that mean?

11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I detect rule infringement and Rollo extraction. 

What does that mean?