Goober

1 hour ago, ProfB said:

I've never had sex, because of the dangers.

My Bestie, Big Kazza has had loads of sex, she once thought it could help her lose weight, but it's a myth, her peachy bum, got pinched a few weeks ago in Homebame as I've already shared with corner members &  viewers.

She's on a first date tonight, with a Kev the Rev (a biker) - will text her tomorrow AM & ask her to spill. I love it when she shares her pics of her conquests tackle, got a special folder on my computer in fact, 23 pics are in it, 5 are from the same guy - Tone.

Kazza once dated a wagon driver who weighed 19 + stone, he even had fat balls, photos 7 & 8.

Love ProfB xxx

 

 

The dog shit facade that you've created has just lost the last vestiges of its credibility, not that it had much in the first place. 

My guess is that your back doors have been smashed in by more BBC than Punker's. 

Kill yourself. 

5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Don’t let me spoil your fun.

Don't concern yourself with me, Bill. It's your mental health people are worried about. 

We're here for you. 

On reflection, I'm not. Feel free to kill yourself when your delusions crumble in on themselves.

5 minutes ago, Carl Sway said:

It was due to not being down with the in-crowd on here and a couple of the mods at the time. Are you saying I'm a boring cunt?😄

Not in the slightest. I've not seen enough, being a newbie compared to you, to form an opinion. I'm just saying you haven't come across as the mentalist you were portrayed to be, yet. 

Just now, King Billy said:

What people? Only Goober wants to do that.

Billy has a small malfunctioning willy and he's very, very sorry. 

You're now the site's whipping boy, barely scraping along above DC. That's got to hurt, but carry on. Even the retards here get a kick out of you. 

1 minute ago, Carl Sway said:

Yes, I am Benny Blanco. I don't take meds, apart from cigs and booze. Why would I give a fuck what anyone thinks?

Fair enough. I wouldn't give a fuck either. I guess I'm just curious why you seem to have a reputation that bears little resemblance to what I'm reading? Was it a temporary derailment? We've all been there. 

3 minutes ago, Carl Sway said:

Oh really? You've changed your tune. You hated me, you dirty little misogynistic cunt. Fuck off and die.

Are you Benny Blanco?

If so you pre-date me, but by reputation, according to others, you were a bit of a mental cunt. 

You're not coming across that way. Have you turned a new leaf, or is the medication working? 

Just now, King Billy said:

OK. I’ll be off tomorrow then. Thanks for allowing me to stay this long. Shame it didn’t work out. At least you’ve kept your cool and didn’t get angry or anything. 🤣😂🤣😂

King Billy apologies for thinking that Goober was even a tiny bit annoyed. 

King Billy is stupid fucking cunt, not for the first time. 

Apology accepted. 

Would you like me to add emojis for added emphasis? 

35 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Yet you’re 2km below the deepest shaft in the Mponeng mine. I’m just trying to politely take the shovel off you. With all due respect, deference…etc. 

With respect, DC, rather than trying to give advice, you need to be looking after yourself and building some bridges. 

You're durable, I'll give you that, but right now you're as welcome as a freshly laid dog shit ingrained into the tread of a new pair of £200 trainers.

The site needs diversity, but not the bollocks you churn out. 

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Just when you’d nearly got the hang of spelling, grammar and putting words in sentences  correctly so they make sense etc., you’ve undone all that hard work with…being fucking in the arse.

Time for bed now. 😴

Autocorrect spelling wanker. This is the recourse of someone that's not on their arse, but on their front, arse cheeks spread, with Punkape standing over them. 

Bill, let's spell this out. You, like all your Northern Irish countrymen, are a fucking a fucking disgrace. Us Brits, and I don't count you in that cohort, don't want you. You're a stain on our society. 

Get the fuck out of my country. 

Love you, limpy. 

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Night night. We’ll say no more about your behaviour tonight. And there’s no need to apologise tomorrow. Forget about it. I have already.

King Billy apologises to Goober for being a stupid fucking cunt. 

I love this authority you've granted me, Bill. 

Suck it up.

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Bed…now. Go.

You do know that everyone pities you?

Thought not.

I'm sending you a bell. You're the Corner's leper. 

11 minutes ago, King Billy said:

A strange statement from someone who was boasting an hour or so ago about all the fannies he’d been up. Are you OK? You can tell me.

Hey, I've never had my cock gummed by a toothless idiot before. No one should knock what they haven't tried. 

I know you'd enjoy it more than me, Bill. It would make a change from being fucking in the arse by Roops. 

11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Doc…go to bed. This is getting uncomfortable now.

Fair comment. I can't stay here 24/7 like you. I have a life even if work isn't ramping up right now. 

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

No fondness for Bill, we’ve had our scraps. More of a plea. Leave it tonight. It’s piss poor. Look at it tomorrow. Night x

DC, when you grow up, I might give your opinion a smidgeon of consideration. 

You're lower than Frank, and you know it. Harsh, but fair. 

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

I hope he’s not. Or if he is he’s not taken his medication. Things could rapidly go down hill if he hasn’t read the warning on the box. 

How romantic. A reach around at the bottom of the pile. 

You chaps carry on. 

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I hope, for his sake, he’s pissed.

DC, this is just the latest case of you sucking the member of the, ermmm, member, that's hit rock bottom. 

You continue to think that your posts have relevance. 

Newsflash! 

5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You seem very tense and irritable tonight. Is there anything I can help you with?

Since you mention it, you can suck my dick. No need to thank me for extending that courtesy to a person so in need.

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

A touch over aggressive. Have a lie down and relax. Don’t worry, Billy won’t hurt you.

 I know that. A flaccid appendage can do no harm. 

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

If I did that I’d probably take it out on Goober. He doesn’t deserve that (yet).

Bill, its not my fault you're a fucking idiot. 

Roops, whilst not my cup of tea, kicks your limp cock inside out on a daily basis. 

You carry on, dear boy. Everyone loves seeing you make a twat of yourself on a daily basis. When it all gets too much you know I'll make your apologies. It won't stop everyone thinking you're a tit, but it's better than nothing. 

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

The tragedy for all here is that you were spat out of one in the first place.

To be fair, who wasn't? Better than being spat into one, DC. 

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

That’s much better, and there were some even longer words in there. 🤣

Longer words. Good one. Here's my opinion of you. How many syllables is that? 

Floccinaucinihilipilification. 

32 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The one you fell out of, weighing about the same as a peri peri spatchcock chicken, is the last Fanny you ever got close to, or ever will again, you female repellent, feeble minded twit. Lol lol etc. and fuck off.

A touch over aggressive, Bill. Please don't say I'm getting to you, even though I am. 

No need to apologise, you know how this works now. 

18 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’ll let Kind Billy know if I bump into him. 
Seriously? You went to the bother of making this and then fucked up trying to spell a four letter word correctly?

Feeble minded twit. 😂

Bother? It's a work seconds, Bill. Admittedly, autocorrect is a bitch, but it's still more accurate than 99.7875% of the utter bilge that you post. 

You've had your arsehole repeatedly stoved in recently. One would expect a person with a brain to act with more humility. 

Carry on. 

3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Newts of course use external fertilization, passing a sperm sack to the female who then stuffs it up her own newt fanny. I genuinely shudder for the consequences if a particularly virile male newt and a baby shiting ultra fertile council estate type slag were put together 

This science fiction classic might become reality 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_with_the_Newts

Chavnewt apocalypse. 

11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

This would have required good planning 

Not only would he have to find a bush pig of a woman with a fanny so wide be could get his entire head up, but also a 3rd party insane enough to ultrasound the results 

What times we live in 

I live in Norfolk, Stubby...