Old Chap Raasclaat

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

...and you?

Britain.

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

That used to mean ‘soiled jamrag’ in the islands back in the day.

What island are you from?

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You’re not a stabist noir OCR?

No I'm a Raasclaat.

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Which part of Nigeria are you from?

London.

10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

£19 if you test positive for Covid 500.

That's right, if you test positive for Covid and let the government pay me on your behalf I'll lend you £19. 

28 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Could I borrow £30?

That'll only leave me with £20 though, I'll lend you £40 but don't say I didn't help you out.

2 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

The second home is in an area with low rates of covid, they arrive there from say Central London which has high rates, they then use the local shops ect unaware that they have it, there is the problemo. The coastal towns are full of second home owners and the locals are baying for there blood. 

Shouldn't the locals be grateful to have people from London and elsewhere having second homes in the town/village etc? They live there and don't own the place and have no right to say who should and shouldn't come to 'their' town/village. The ungrateful country bumpkin cunts.

3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

The only whip you're used to is the belt buckle on your scrawny arse getting it ready for the ten inch black dildo. Yoy dirty fucking spastic. 

I don't want to hear any more tales of your wife and the domestics you've had when you didn't put the bins out. 

33 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

What is the problem with owning multiple properties?

Do you have multiple sexual partners?

What's wrong with having multiple properties and sexual partner's?

9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Do what the Chinese police do. Caught breaking the rules. Tied to a lamp post and left out in the covid environment for a few days. If infected - no treatment. 

Result: 6 cases of covid in Beijing. Hardly any covid ANYWHERE in mainland China or HK. They just swoop on anyarea where there is even the smallest outbreak and do millions of tests over a weekend. Chinese economy in full recovery doing well. People FULLY back their government. 

Ha ha ha. 

So you'll be fucking off there then? I'm sure the no nonsense Chinese will love having an annoying bellend around. You'd 'disappear' after a day or two.

Let's have whip round for Harold's fare.

1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

In a lot of cases their London "home" is little more than a pokey flat that they sleep in during the week whilst working at their place of work and their so called "second home" is actually their real home because it is a real house with a garden. I have learned not to have a go at second owners having found that quite a few of them are locals who are actually obliged to earn their living by working in cities such as London.

A lot of second home cunts have different reasons for having/needing a second home.

I quite like the travelling and I have also carried on regardless during the 'Lockdowns' and the rules associated with it. If the dinghy cunts can break the 'rules' by turning up and only until recently any cunt could fly in and wander around infecting us all then the Government can go fuck themselves if they think I am following the 'rules'.

50 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

A flat? I bet you feel the proper landlord even though someone else is actually the landlord because you only own a lease that gives you the right to occupy for x years. Have a think about buying a freehold property to rent out if you want to feel like a real property investor like Fatty and me.

Hahaha, little do you know Cunty Bigbollox.

I own and rent out another property and I've got £50 in the bank. What have you got to say about that then. 😁

6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

As to second home owners .. I hate them with a passion but is there any real quantifiable risk from them retreating to their second homes for the duration? I doubt it.

I know what you mean, there isn't much quantifiable risk.

I'm in my west country flat and wondering if should drive to my London flat today or tomorrow. 

What do you reckon? 

13 hours ago, King Billy said:

It may just be a coincidence but this nom has in the blink of an eye transformed itself into a shitslinging contest, exactly like every other nom that Harold joins. Weird or what?

It's the Harold effect...he often has an argument with himself in his bedroom at his parents house as well.

7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Lord Sumption has his eye on you. 

We all have our eyes on you and are hoping you soon cark it from Aids.

47 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

So you're up for it? 

Fuck off.

37 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

No problem. Here's £500 Old Chap now get covidding. No kiddin'

Well where is the money then? You full of shit, complete bellend of a cunt.

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

The most profligate Conservative government in history, Maggie must be spinning in her grave. And to think just over a year ago they were laughing at Corbyn's manifesto with its ridiculous plans on public spending.

Apparently money now grows on trees, The Cornershop Chancellor is like a kid in a fucking sweet shop. 

Apparently the money tree is doing well at the moment and our government are taking as my much fruit as they can, when the tree needs feeding again they will be asking us to feed the fucker.

As for all these furlough bastards at home doing minimal work and wanking...watch out. Your company are looking into employing some Indian online to do your work for a fraction of the cost.

The Conservatives...the 'party of business'

That should be the 'put you out of business' party.

The cunts. 

In another twist in the neverending Covid saga our useless Government are considering paying anybody who tests positive for Covid 19 £500. This apparently will encourage more people to get tested and help them out financially.

As I type this hordes of poor, down and outs and cunts are hanging around shops, running after any cunt who looks a little ill and are offering mouth to mouth to any cunt with a cough.

What about the South African, Brazilian and Kent strains? They think these strains can infect you after you've already had it, so will there be a cap on payments? What about the inaccurate tests as well?

The farce continues and there will be years of this bollocks.

What a pile of cunt.

9 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

I believe that 'The Lolita Express' is currently rusting away on a small airfield after Jeff's unfortunate accident. The Earl was a frequent flier on his cough, cough, golfing holidays. So it's going to have to be 'Air Force One'. 

On a more positive note though, I've noticed it's all kicking off in several States. Trump's cult following ain't gonna go quietly, and thousands are no doubt taking to the woods armed with fully automatic weapons... 

Civil war is looming, I tell ya. Civil war.

52 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Your love of shit is becoming legendary. 

Childeharold you are in a difficult position, not wanting to retire form this website and show weakness yet also desperately hanging on, posting shite when deep down your not enjoying it. 

Getting told to fuck off everyday must remind you of your childhood at home. There is no shame in fucking off now, knowing you gave it your best shot. You will always be remembered as a total bellend.

No doubt half dead Biden is on the phone to Earl of Punkape, letting him know Air Force One is on its way over to pick him up for that celebratory threesome he promised him with this tranny cunt.

29 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

It wasn't that long ago that travel to the USA required a vaccination or proof of vaccination. If you are travelling to another country as a RESPECTFUL VISITOR it would seem perfectly reasonable to comply with any health checks or measures they requested. OR ELSE DON'T GO. 

I would have a vaccine that enabled access to Cunts Corner if it meant you couldn't have one and had to fuck off.

15 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Mm..we see that dutch ferry company samskip has announced that its to start a ferry service between Dublin and Amsterdam..joining other carriers like DFDS ..Stena and Brittany ferries goin around a hostile to business BRINO britain..you may not have those miles of truck ques after all trukky baby because they've abandoned brinoland

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

It's over Panzer Murphy, time to wipe away the tears and move on with life. The EU is a corrupt, money pit shithole we are much better out of. It's never been audited and has totally shat on Greece, hence why Frank is out of work and talking shite on here to pass the days.

I know you want your precious EU to survive but it's a sinking ship, overloaded with cunts.

12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There's an old gypsy remedy for piles. You rub tea leaves into your farmers and wait. Not sure if it works but I can look up your arse and read your future. 

I already know the answer...after the inspection you'll say her future looks shit, pick a dry crusty bit and sell it to her as a lucky charm?