ProfB

On 28/10/2022 at 19:39, Penelope said:

He was probably a mate of Jimmy Savile.

You cow, I'll get you.

On 28/10/2022 at 18:43, Penelope said:

Gerry Lee Kewis has snuffed it .. I thought that he died years ago.

How dare you, you blown inside out chicken's arse.

Jerry Lee Lewis wasn't called the killer for nothing.

Here we go, baby! Hang onto my shirt tail! I wanna hear some fiddle, son, play it!

Willies 🤗

19 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Constipation issues?

Noddy Holder

On 26/10/2022 at 22:29, King Billy said:

No.10 is going to permanently stink of curry now and Jeremy Cunts slope of a missus slaving over a wok next door all day will ensure No.11 smells like fucking Chinatown. 

& incense

37 minutes ago, Penelope said:

The irony is that we had better quality coal in our mines.

Who told you that?

6 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

Blame Frank. I had sixty kg of the finest Peruvian stashed at a port north of Lima. The cunt told me that he'd purchased another chest freezer for Ming and that his old man knew the Atlantic like the back of his hand. After a week of waiting I thought I'd chance it on a BA flight to Heathrow.

@Frank, that shit was on consignment. The cartel are not best pleased and a couple of sicario's are heading to Edgware!

Are we supposed to understand what you are talking about?

28 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

 

Comparing Boris to Churchill is akin to comparing Boris Yeltsin to Putin. Both Boris's are little more than empty vessels with strings. Complete fucking idiots with about as much to offer their respective countries as you contribute to the Corner.

I take great offence in your comparison of Churchill to Boris due to the former being one of my English heroes up there with Field Marshall Montgomery.

You've been pissing on my leg recently, Prof, and it's not gone unnoticed.

In the words of Kleftiko "you've been warned".

@Horrified Suburbanite, ignore the above, double quoted.

 

Get you? I have not urinated anywhere other than the ladies major.

What you say re the Boris's has opened my eyes.

We will fight them on the beaches.

Radish Sunhat has got big ears - my bestie, Big Kazza told me it means a small willy.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Men’s Tequila XXX

Where did you get that hat?

8 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

From Morries

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

No Waitrose, Morries want £20 notes currently, Sains & Waitrose are £16

Cheers Panzer.

On 24/10/2022 at 22:54, King Billy said:

If you’d self identified as an 18 to 45 year old male, you’d either be pushing up the daisies by now (Sudden Adult Death Syndrome) or waiting on a trolley in the car park of your local hospital for your third or fourth heart transplant.

GET JABBED

GET FUCKED

🤣🤣🤣

Mrs Roots will ban you when she reads this.

7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Jesus Christ.

How does Jesus Christ make tea?

Hebrews it. 😬

4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Remember the Beer Festival tomorrow Dickless, I'm afraid they don't have a Gay Bar so where will you be drinking? I'll buy you a pint of 8Ace.

Women's vod XXX

On 24/10/2022 at 23:22, Eric Cuntman said:

His body is too small for his head. Like a brown Subbuteo player. Not to be trusted. 

His wife has a different surname: Akshata Murty. I wonder if he signed a prenups, or does he plan to take her for a ride?

16 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

You can't walk down any high street in this shithole country without seeing a gaggle of honkies pushing pramfuls of mocha cunts.

 

🫢

30 minutes ago, ProfB said:

That's Prince Harry, Mrs Roots is not ginger.

I tried to edit this, but the corner went funny - temp unavailable, it should say & Mrs Roots is not a cunt either, that's Harry too.

Love ProfB xxx

2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

I wondered when you would pipe up, you horrible ginger cunt. 

That's Prince Harry, Mrs Roots is not ginger.

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes I liked her. Mostly classy, with just the right amount of dirty.

She's a foxtress.

Sadly, we have Radish Sunhat - instead of a hot babe.

It's very important the PM has sex appeal - but it's gone tit up on us this time.

On 22/10/2022 at 08:56, Mrs Roops said:

I appreciate I have an unfounded reputation for being a know-all, but you must realise I know jack about the condition of Ms Mourdant's vagina.

I wish she had won. She was a magician assistant & wore lovely sequin body suits. If she was PM, I think she'd top up her salary by joining FansOnly.

My Besty Big K & I are straight - but we wanted Penny the sex bomb as our new PM.

18 hours ago, bigcunt said:

I'd ask him for 20 Benson and hedges and a daily sport

Yes, & he'll be burning incense sticks in the House of Parls - I recommend Sandalwood, it's great for manifesting your wishes. (Big K my besty, met her new fella within 24 hours of profB's magic spell).

Will he be 'fasting' in return for the gods lowering energy bills?

27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Wind your fucking neck in.

Yes you tell him Eric & only boys care about Dr Who for some reason?

Me & my bestie Big Kazza are more into fondant fancies, than 'tardis's' 🙉

5 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Don't knock it until you've tried it, mate. For the princely sum of a ton a week i get the pleasure of leaving the Judge in a soiled nappy pleading for a change. I then outsource the job to a Ugandan illegal for a tenner. Sure I have to put up with him curtain twitching with the binoculars in the summer and a few trips to Bargain Booze, but you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs. 

You don't pull the wool over my eyes - you live with your Mam & daren't date a girl (or boy for that matter). 

Curl up and die, you cunt wagon without an handbrake.

Major - your willy is teeny. Mrs Roots should ban you for not having sufficient man meat.

Gonna tell her about you (reporting your small willy & void personality), so you better start praying.

Love ProfB XXX

2 hours ago, Neil said:

"Come On You Reds"

Menstrual cycle?