ProfB

12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Wow - that was close! I was literally about to click buy-it-now on this when I noticed your post. Having read it through, the penny dropped and I realised I’d nearly made a very stupid mistake. Thanks for being so vigilant and saving me from wasting my money.

There you go, always check the forum for updates - better to be safe than sorry.

Happy to be of help.

Love ProfB xxx

As a cunt detector I and my forum chums are always of the prowl for any cunting that might be taking place. Day or night, large or small - we will find you 🕵️‍

eBay cuntbred leemtren is selling a box of nothing - £150 he wants, meanwhile you can buy 15 boxes of nothing for £150 too - a pricing scam as well. 8 boxes for £150, 13 boxes for £150 - express delivery £14.99 Conditions is new.

leemtren doesn’t accept returns.

It's a scam everyone.

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

In all seriousness Harold, Roops will execute you permanently soon if you don't stop shit-flinging like some teenage, attention seeking shock-jock wannabe. 

Team Eric

Love ProfB xxx

11 minutes ago, nocti said:

"Why do they call you Dave Hedgehog?"

Because he's a sharp fella.

Why Did Dave Hedgehog Cross The Road? Because he wanted to see his flat MATE 🤭 

On 19/01/2021 at 18:19, Eric Cuntman said:

Just make sure you get plenty of vitamin-C. It helps your immunity to bugs and germs and shit.

Placebo covid19 jab? I have stabbed my arm with a paperclip, while my eyes were shut telling my subconscious it was my first covid19 jab - my mind now doesn’t know if I had the real jab or the fake one, therefore I am now experiencing the placebo effect.

2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fuck off

I bet you wear an anorak - you sad case.

I am glad to see the back of you.

Love ProfB xxx

40 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'd give it a leg up to pull down that Rhodes statue. 

Wind your neck in, you rice pudding on wheels.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Just make sure you get plenty of vitamin-C. It helps your immunity to bugs and germs and shit.

Thank you for your advice Eric.

love ProfB xxx

Does Sputnik V vaccine contain space dust & vodka?

Anyone know how to make it because I am in the number 8 group to be vaxed.

The gods help those, that help themselves.

So I am eager for some DIY until it's my turn to have the Oxford one.

Love ProfB xxx

PS in Scottish : Does sputnik v vaccine contain space stoor & voddie 

& Cunt is Fud? OMG 😱 

6 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

We are probably not supposed to ask personal questions, but could you tell us what subject your doctorate was in ?

Mathematics.

1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

Are you honestly a fucking retard? Did you not see that my comment was a response to @Witheredscrote? Any further PM’s or posts on my profile will end badly. 

SORRY 😢 

21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

ProfB is mental in a charming way. The other 2 are just wankpuffins.

21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

ProfB is mental in a charming way. The other 2 are just wankpuffins.

Wankpuffs

1 minute ago, cuntspotter said:

Why not...his abysmal fucking row has haunted the airwaves for decades.....tuneless cunt.

Spotty check out my anti vax nom -didn't you get your 90 odd year old Mam vaxed? 

Just now, ProfB said:

😢 nasty forum member wanting profB dead.

Or wanting crinkliescort to snuff it not the cute profB- I do ironing.

1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

The thought of you still consuming oxygen is also depressing. CANCER!

😢 nasty forum member wanting profB dead.

21 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Get help (There's a clinic in Pimlico run by a very nice plumber) 

IS IT A WILLY

33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

(absent) Father Christmas 

XXX

On 16/01/2021 at 19:57, ChildeHarold said:

White Power Bill's sacred pipe of meditation and enlightenment 

is that a willy?I have 5 sisters

10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

You're all the proof that I need to convince me that the MMR vaccine has the potential to cause severe learning difficulties. 

Consider me a newly converted anti-vaxxer.

 

Boring old fart

I've missed Corrie catch up protecting my forum chums from covid17.

XXX goodnights sweethearts XXX 

21 minutes ago, King Billy said:

This is marvellous. 💉

YES =🎅🏿

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

You're heading off to join that orange spastic. Idiot.

I concur.

Eric & I are besties. I am team ERIC.

7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is that Norfolk for "Wish I lived in Devon"? 

NO, Cromer 🦀 is to die for. Devon is full of stinky gussets.

2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

The thought of Ape having ferrets is depressing.  The smell of shit and stale piss. I suppose the ferrets will have to put up with it. lol

Right on

15 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

I wonder if there’s also a spaccination available for you?

BOLLOX

Love ProfB XXX