ProfB

4 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

Morning @Ape™️. How is the treatment of your tape worm infestation going?

🤭 JohnnySaucePants is soo funny & Ape™️ isn't.

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

I concur.

Please make sure you are vaccinated asap, so the corner is full of your lovely, informative posts, exposing cunters.

I am going to do this nom with my Scottish accent, then I will translate. It’s a fake accent as I was born in Norfolk, I am coastal.

If Nicola Sturgeon signs up within the next 24 hours, I hope to receive bonus cunting points.

Here’s my nom.

A' o' mah vaccinations hae worked 100%, & soon or at least by th' end o' th' year ah wull be vaccinated against covid19 - sae that ah kin bide a lang, happy lee. This is guid speirins fur me. Meanwhile anti-vaxxers ur ill speirins, scaring grannies form bein' vaxed.

We hae th' illegal immigrants, th' anti-vaxxers & th' suicidal a' keen tae catch covid19 & manifest mutations. It shuid be illegal nae tae be vaccinated, dealg thaim doon, docs shuid run doon th' wynd & stick a needle in random arses, it doesn’t hae tae be th' arm?

English translation:

All of my vaccinations have worked 100%, & soon or at least by the end of the year I will be vaccinated against covid19 - so that I may live a long, happy life. This is good news for me. MEANWHILE anti-vaxxers are bad news, scaring grannies form being vaxed.

We have the illegal immigrants, the anti-vaxxers & the suicidal all keen to catch covid19 & manifest mutations. It should be illegal not to be vaccinated, pin them down, docs should run down the street & stick a needle in random arses, it doesn’t have to be the arm?

Love ProfB aka Proffers. XXX

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is the M4 a four man fucking scenario? I hope you're the one in the middle. 

The A1 is worse, than M4.

Oxford Covid vaccine firm’s finance boss motored 250 miles to his second home hoping for a better wi-fi signal.

No fine  - just a better wi-fi signal for ‘Lee Warren’ - if he was female we would be told his age.

Love ProfB xxx

3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

We all wish you’d wear concrete wellies and go for a swim

😢 

1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Mark Chopper Read would be fucked then

“cheers big ears”

Is that a joke about willies?

HOLD on, I am googling- so that that I may understand your wit.

You must be an Adam Ant fan?

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Got no ears?

Wear one of those plastic things with an headband - no ears required.

2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Um...

We are not singing off the same hymn sheet Mrs Roots. Boris had a rant re demented folk ie Chinese 

I've had a rant about them too - 🦇 pie.

Love ProfB XXX

10 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Why is it that it always seems to be the ne'er do wells that have this incredible insight that evades the rest of us?

Boris says demented folk AKA Chinese have been grinding Pangolins for herbal remedies (penis enlargement etc, not that he said that as such, but that’s one thing it’s used for.)

What’s he going to do about it? John Lewis have suspended their click & click?

Barrenwort aka Horny goats weed. Made in China?

'He needs a slap!' Liam Gallagher SLAMS Professor Chris Whitty for his ominous warnings about the COVID-19 crisis... after Chief Medical Officer says 'the worst is yet to come'

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Brown hat, probably.

Bum stuff?

1 hour ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

Evening, flog nuts. 

9 hours ago, King Billy said:

Punkers’ sausage

Is she a forum member?

She was sitting on a bench when three cuntstables handcuffed her

On 07/01/2021 at 21:00, JohnnySaucePants said:

Fuck off.

Mags Thatcher would NEVER let us all die, Boris needs to pull out all of his stops. He didn't cancel Christmas, now he has covid19 coming out of his ears.

Mrs T would turn in her grave.

AMEN 🙏 

Love ProfB xxx

On 06/01/2021 at 20:47, Decimus said:

I don't believe that you are the original ProfB.

I had pruritus ani then, now I don't - that's the only difference. Oh & I had a Dyson then - 2 diff things.

1 in 50 has it according to Boris, so I feared a corner member might be poorly.

I sold my Dyson Supersonic hairdryer on eBay to someone called Schofield. It was handy when I had pruritus ani - instead of drying your arse on a rough towel you let the supersonic gently blow dry your bum.

I think it’s called a blow job.

I no longer have pruritus ani - bathing in epson salts sorted me out.

Love ProfB xx

Do any of my Corner chums have covid19? I am wearing my face covering & disposable PVC gloves (40 for £5 - Morries) to be on the safe side?

Love ProfB x

7 hours ago, King Billy said:

Dopey Spice.

 With a plastic Spice Rack

2 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

Fuck, yes....I’d forgotten that one. Some of the fuckers should have walked.

MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄 SPOTTO

His FISH tie is soo cute

On 02/11/2020 at 18:36, ChildeHarold said:

Baaah! 

BA BAA BA BAAAAAaaaaaa! 

They are putting me in tier 4 boxing day. No one is more careful than me.

18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is that shorthand or twit speech for "oral"? 

It's a nick name, a term of endearment - some called him the Big O, whereas you are a big C. 

👍 

On 20/12/2020 at 21:16, ChildeHarold said:

Fuck off with your whinging peccadillos and get back to the nom. Orbison could hold an audience in the palm of his hand that most new bands and acts can't. You can't argue with the songs. 

I love Orby.