Due to Tier 3, Eddie's shows scheduled for December have been suspended.

Found the above when googling who she is, she's suspended.

3 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

I’ve got 15 litres of fermented Orange juice..here, a variant of prison hooch...it’s 21%. 

The stranded lorry drivers are now knocking back the booze.

3 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

What do you call Santa's lawyer Helpers ?

Subordinate Clauses.  

Merry Xmas ProfB

🤭 Festive Greetings Weary&Disgusted

21 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I don't know why the press are making such a big deal of the French ports being closed for 48 hours, I thought France had restricted the imports of all deodorants and other personal hygiene products a very long time ago.

🤭 CuntyBigbollox is soo witty - a credit to the corner.

Macaroon is saying he is God & UK Christmas lunch is bolloxed - we already stocked up 🐸 face.

By the way, I still have those spicy Spanish M&S pills in blankets in my freezer if any corner member is getting desperate?

M&S do pigs in blankets flavoured crisps too?

On 19/12/2020 at 15:42, Eric Cuntman said:

Judy's looking well these days. Google it if you haven't just eaten.

Today is the shortest day of the year, including in care homes. I didn't know Eamonn and Ruth did a morning show, as I don't watch AM TV.

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You've started following me. You fancy me.

Show us your rat.

OK 🐀 

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

Would you like to come into my bubble?

YES

35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You fucked a fat pervert.

You are the cartoon that Brony Keith played with.

Is that an egg yoke on your head?

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Prof. Is it true that you were once romantically entwined with Brony Keith?

Is it also true, that you ditched him after he showed you his cartoon animal pornography in the CC chat room?

NO, we were never an item and you know it - but I did like the chat room, as corner members were nicer in there & not showing off with their 'witty' one liners like on the main forum.

Even you think your funny Mr Cuntman - you are the only one.

🙊 

26 minutes ago, ratcum said:

lesbian

Lockets fall through the holes in the trolley - if vertical?

1 hour ago, cuntspotter said:

I’m surmising that pretty much everything will be available.

Desperate dash for Christmas dinner: Sainsbury's warns of shortage in salad, broccoli, cauliflower and citrus fruits as panic-buyers queue for supermarkets from 5.50am after France shuts border with UK

Daily Fail headline - they are wrong, Spotto is right.

Sainsbury’s has broccoli, salad, citrus fruits & cauli's coming out of its ears.

Only thing I couldn’t find was scallops.

Tons of green banana. Staff dressed in Christmas hats.

No shortage, much more than normal.

26 minutes ago, ProfB said:

What food is stopped due to 🐸 boarder being closed.

Fish? Owt else? Nowt I like - red onions?

Don't tell me then, or don't you know? I am going to ask in Sainsburys - they will know.

What food is stopped due to 🐸 boarder being closed.

Fish? Owt else? Nowt I like - red onions?

I hope my Chris Whitty - another slide please mug arrives in time for the festivities.

That's what he would be doing - freezing it & putting it into a freeze bag, to stop it going soft & sticky.

Just now, ProfB said:

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Can you see it, or do I have a technical hic-up?

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1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Laffin 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

🤭 

It was a big dog, so had a big shit tank.

They should use black or green bags, but get a thrill out of using a transparent one, & making sure you seen what’s inside.

This AM a dog walker with a man bun was using what I calculated to be a Morrison freezer bag - full of dog shit. Ok, blue but very transparent.

Does he freeze it or what?

I guess it is better than standing in the shit, only just.

💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

He should wear an hairband - he's got that Einstein thing going on.

Online order Holland & Barrett - I would rather go in person, I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing - I can give them a bit of lip.

None of them are flashing.

They either respond pissed, while multi-tasking, on the bog - or all 3.

They cannot, or do not read your message.

This home working thing isn’t going to have an happy ending. I’ve received all sorts of insane replies. I cannot be alone - they are mega cunts, award winning cunts - pure cunts, out cunting each other.

& then there’s the deliveries - 3 bags of piss for one woman already exposed on the forum.