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  5. 50th Anniversary Tours

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    17 hours ago, King Billy said:

    Schoolgirl error obviously. The Parmesan is wrapped in cling film in the fridge and the ‘hoo ha’ is in the wrap on the coffee table next to the rolled up fifty, the bottle of Grey Goose and the AMEX Platinum card.

    Partly correct: Sainsbury's English Vintage Reserve Cheddar Cheese, Taste the Difference 250g, was in the cling film, obvs in the fridge. ProfB's fav? It's well yum.

    Gay Goose, no, passionfruit absolute - women's vod.

    Love ProfB xxx

  8. 50th Anniversary Tours

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    2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

    Prof, you stupid cunt.

    I think it's only fair to tell you that you've made me laugh twice tonight, which is two times more than you have done within the last eight years.

    Have you been hacked?

    FUCK OFF CUNT & DIE OF BOLLOCK CANCER.

    YOU UGLY BASTARD, you tin of shit, rot in HELL.

     

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  11. 50th Anniversary Tours

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    24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    Are you still seeing the Bloke with the guide dog? If you get to see his willy, you can describe it to him.😎

    Eric - ProfB was dumped. He said it wasn't me, it was him - my bestie Big Kazza said that was a cheesy line & I was best off without him.

    He could see a bit, but got registered blind. His dog wasn't really called Fido - that was ProfB protecting his identity.

    If I am honest I miss GEORGE (as in Harrison) the guide dog more than him (Philip).

    ProfB is unlucky in love - it just doesn't seem to work out for me, even when they can hardly see me.

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  14. 50th Anniversary Tours

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    7 hours ago, cunt said:

    50th Anniversary Tours
    I remember it like it was yesterday, Roxy Music at the Rainbow, August 1972, who would've thought then that I'd be living to see their 50th anniversary at the O2 Arena next week?
    Then, fuck me, Deep Purple at the same venue a week later.
    But cunt, I hear you say, Deep Purple have been going longer than 50 years.
    Ah yes, says the cunt, but they're being supported by Blue Oyster Cult, who released their first album in January 1972, so this it makes another 50th Anniversary tour.
    Brilliant.


    Thank fuck there won't be any of those abominable girly groups, that Dickless and Woofles jerk-off over, touring in fifty years time, maybe they'll still be able to get a twitch in their scabby little maggots while watching a Spice Girls video on YouTube, 🌽🤣 🎸🎵

    I play this full whack in my Audi (Quattro) 0-60 in approx 6 seconds. I tap my left trotter on the dead peddle/foot rest thing, like there's no tomorrow - & I sing along, a bit of head banging at the traffic lights too.

    I luv this toon.

    Kids today, they don't know they are born.

    Love ProfB xxx

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  15. Kwasi Kwarteng. Cometh the man, cometh the hour.

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    On 02/10/2022 at 23:34, White Cunt said:

    The rich can sleep well, under the Too Big To Fail Pension Pot 2, LC. 

    Hard to say how long will that ship sail, before new bombardment resumes. One thing for sure: the public will be made to eat shit again.

    Welcome to GFC 2.

    The pattern has started, it's all the shape of things to come.

    Kawasaki Fartwang is rubbish compared to Raddish Sunhat throwing money at us - stay at home, don't go to work. Kawasaki is on my women's vod.

     

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  20. Students today, eh?

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    On 27/09/2022 at 23:31, Horrified Suburbanite said:

    A male student in Southampton has claimed he was raped by a woman; she was too strong for him, wouldn't take no for an answer, very drunk and the 'man' physically couldn't do anything to stop her.

    https://meaww.com/amp/bigger-woman-forced-man-to-have-sex-with-her-as-victim-couldnt-move-her-away-from-him

    Apparently he had an erection during the 'rape', but didn't want one. I've had my share of unwanted stiffies but having one while you're about to be raped by a fish stinking landwhale? Holy consent batman!

    Fuck only knows what type of carpal tunnel residing, man bun wearing, kitten weak 'men' are being produced these days but this appears to be a fine example.

    I wonder if he spunked inside her?

    These things happen.

    & she had no recollection of it, the next day.

    My bestie, big Kazzia once found herself fully clothed, the morning after the night before with her date on a bed, she had his soxs in her handbag & he had a two black eyes - they made no fuss & put it down to experience. Certainly neither called the cops.

    Love ProfB xxx

     

     

     

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