scotty

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

I am of course referring to Everton

Get it right Bill. It's been changed, they're now only referred to as "Frank Lampard's Everton".

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He’s at it again. Wiping the floor with everyone and pissing off Barry Hearn in every post match interview…

”Ronnie, what advice do you have for young players who may be overwhelmed or intimidated by facing someone like you?”

”Well, I’m not here to give advice, and I wouldn’t know.. it never bothered me. I was never nervous or intimidated by players or venues. You’ve either got it or you haven’t.”

”errr, well, which players from the current crop have got that special something?”

”None of ‘em. Some have patches of it but there isn’t another Steven Hendry or John Higgins out there.”

The cunt’s going to win the triple crown this season and then announce that he’s been playing shit and everyone else needs to up their game. 

Trouble is Eric, he's probably right. Far as I'm concerned, the glory days of snooker died when they all stopped chain-smoking, and switched from a table full of pints and double vodkas to little plastic bottles of Evian. The new breed of health freaks can fuck right off back to their lifestyle gurus, bring back the Werbeniuks and Alex Higginses with their fog of smoke and clatter of whisky glass on teeth. 😢

2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Between Jos, Helmet Marko, Horner, and Checo himself, they've created a monster. I'm all for being a ruthless and a cunt to be WDC but Max apparently carried this grudge from Monaco. Max believed Checo deliberately stopped his shot at pole position by stopping/spinning out on track. If true, talk about holding a grudge, he's already won the WDC and the team and Checo clearly want 2nd place, Max could have helped him out massively but decided to be a cunt. It's going to be interesting to see how Horner handles this, if you listen to the radio message from Max, he's blatantly challenging Horner's authority and clearly thinks he is bigger than the team. It's also interesting that Horner didn't get on the radio and instruct Max himself bed it was too late. Thing is, the Red Bull is still the car to beat and they could easily replace Max with Lando, bring back Sainz or even Le Clerc in my opinion. If I was Horner, I'd stop Max competing in the last race and make him apologise publicly and then sack him, it may sound mad but it's the only way to deal with a cunt like Max. 

tl/dr

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yours was probably ‘diamorphine500mg’

Oh, come on. 😡 For all my faults, I was a bit more generous than that 😡🤬

17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Why have you got 2 accounts? Lost a password?

I had to change mine here some time ago Eric, despite not having logged in for months. Something about compromised passwords, I nearly ended up opening a fresh account too.

Mind you, it's hard enough remembering passwords at all, can you imagine the taff ones? Start with Llllllll and keep guessing 😳

^^^ Love-forty, one more point for game.

Jesus fucking wept. 😒

52 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

Put a face to a name….

That's got to be Brony Keith Southern, excellent work 👍😄

55 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I've been working as a chicken sexer. What have you been up to Grotto?

A very similar line of work Rat, but not quite as glamorous. I'm sure you'll understand my not going into too much detail, what with it being subject to a court order. Suffice it to say that these Community Service fellas certainly extract their pound of flesh.

12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Well, that comeback has gone down like a turd fashioned from the very heart of a neutron star.

 Ok, who switched on the Rat-Signal by mistake? 😒🐀

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Did he say yes?

In retrospect, a heemasexual "marriage" to a raving poofter would probably have been preferable to the more conventional heterosexual union I embarked on.

54 minutes ago, ProfB said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11426825/Lincoln-headteacher-joked-sucking-big-t-s-pupils-banned-three-years.html

Soo if he had remembered them he’s not have been banned? 🐥

We've all said things pissed that we bitterly regretted when sober.

My personal nemesis will always be that absolute howler, "will you marry me?" 😢

4 minutes ago, Neil said:

Ron up the 'arris

Not for nothing did they call him "Chopper" Harris. 🤠

On 08/11/2022 at 17:08, Decimus said:

Interesting fact of the day. Despite the show being hosted in the jungle, I don't believe that a black 'celebrity' has ever won it.

I'm also sceptical about the amount of UmBongo actually consumed in the Congo. We're being taken for mugs here. 

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

The man is clearly a psychopath, a danger to the whole paddock, the fans, the drivers (especially Hamilton)

If he's a danger to Lewis Hamilton then I shall henceforth be affording him my full support. 👍

52 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

The black cunt obviously doesn't know anymore than us. All I know is it is two 'men',  and that Chelsea Faggot Club, are bending over backwards to support them.

Football is for irons. Get a grip @scotty.

In this case, football clearly is for irons, by definition. Never have I seen such a blatant display of poofery, never in my life.

2 minutes ago, Neil said:

Tell me more, I hate those cunts with a passion

4 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Neil, what do you make of the two Chelsea players who are in a relationship? 

Spill the beans Eddie. Are just we talking about the wimmins game, or real football?

42 minutes ago, King Billy said:

That appears to be the currant consensus.

On the beach in Spain, my bird said "I wonder how old those palm trees are."

I replied "it's hard to put a date on them."

43 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Eric, the times I've looked at that, hoping that Frank would mince into the shop. Favorite scene for me is the burger bar.

I liked the baffled expression on Nick's face when he's been stabbed. Just as he expires, he looks at the knife in confusion and mutters "that's not one of mine..."

14 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

No, you’re not some cool, edgy, slightly unpredictable “cat”. You’re a ridiculous looking wanker, so fuck off.

While I'm in full agreement here Ape, is there something that has prompted the above? Perhaps you've recently attended one of the spate of tours by old time ska groups and been shocked by the fashion sense of the attendees?

8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Not soon enough, in my book. The warped alcoholic fascist mistook Zyklon-B crystals for Andrews Liver Salts, and gasses himself. I'm glad he's dead.

I've always viewed him as the Frederic Forrest shop owner Nick, in Falling Down.

40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Like that bone idle fucking @ratcum

I thought someone was AWOL, when did he disappear?

3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

All that despite him suffering from some disgusting STD.

It has a solitary fringe benefit, scrotes. I can now piss around corners. 👍👍

2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

That said, it's taking the piss when likes are awarded seven days, in one case three months, after the event.

What if someone hasn't logged in for three months? 🤔 Just asking.

9 hours ago, judgetwi said:

A bit like your brain then?

Gone a bit over your head this one, hasn't it. 

6 hours ago, Decimus said:

I can't stand the little bog Irish cunt as it is. Polluting these pages with his affected bastardisation of the English language, popping from thread to thread claiming that "The warz ova baby" yet ever displaying the collosal bag of chips on his shoulder.

Like other dirty foreigners who have wasted their time slating our country for years on these hallowed pages, I can't help but think he should piss off and spend his time quoting rebel songs on some tracksuit wearing, pikey IRA appreciation forum.

Clearly he won't fuck off of his own regard, so this is admin's chance to get rid of the bitter little twat once and for all.

Colossal.

Fucksake, Decs. 😒  You know when it comes to spelling errors I'm practically baws-level autistic. 😡