scotty

4 hours ago, Meet Uncle Monty said:

I have an old friend who was once an anarchist 'sab'

Roops?? 😳😳

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Drowned in Barrymore's what? Seminal fluid?

When I first saw the Dead Pool thread I just assumed they meant Barrymore's. 

Just now, Cuntybaws said:

It's a deep fake, Scotty. Balls deep!

Surely they've been doing the rounds for longer than the photoshop tech, Baws? 🤔

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

That vile Scottish cunt Lorraine can fuck off as well

Look up her Readers Wives pics OCR, and you may change your mind on this one. 👍😛😛

Fucking hell Scrotes, it's Christmas, have some compassion. Foisting these cunts on us, FFS ☹️ I'd like to see Schofield and Richard in the Dead Pool, preferably drowned in Barrymore's.

On 24/12/2022 at 19:08, Decimus said:

There's a fair few black cunts that I'd want dead, but he's definitely not one of them.

Got plenty of memories from the early 00s with this fucker blaring out at house parties whilst I aggressively chewed my lips off as some impressionable young slag sucked my cock in the mistaken belief that we'd get married one day.

Get We Come 1 on Neil and give your missus a good fucking hiding/scuttling as the beat kicks in at 1:18.

Where's that Daniella Westbrook avatar? 😡😡

29 minutes ago, The Beast said:

There was this one before Christmas, who died peacefully in his sleep. And he promoted the poison too.

Not particularly into this genre of music, but they did a good live set at Glastonbury in 2002.

 

To quote from Arsenic and Old Lace, "he wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him."

Keith Richards.

Just kidding.

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

It's more hope than expectation - I just WANT the cunt to die.

You've had your wish granted with Bruce Forsyth, Baws. Don't be greedy.

33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I used to work in a mirror silvering workshop. Big brown bottles of formaldehyde on shelves. Curiosity caused me to have a little sniff. It was like being hit in the chest with a paving slab. It isn’t pleasant at all. Are you familiar with hydrofluoric acid? That’s fun. 

Eric, this smacks of the occasion when you tazered yourself. It's lucky you didn't train as a surgeon, sooner or later you'd have amputated something just to see what it's like. 

31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Change your avatar to Daniella Westbrook sans-septum.

+1. 😂😂

Do it, you bedraggled Norfolk wreck. Or Eric and I are coming for you. 

14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I have been, pretty much dry, for 2 years-ish. I only quit because the hangovers were getting crippling. I could drink loads and not be massively pissed, but end up completely fucked the next day. In contrast to most people I know, who get a lot more drunk than me, on the same amount of alcohol, but they can still function the next day. I’m assuming my body processes alcohol differently, I don’t get as pissed but I suffer more the next day… the whole thing is a ‘lose/lose scenario for me.

I had a gallstone episode, those things are unbelievably painful. And if I'm honest, since deciding to ditch the wife I really haven't felt any urge to drink at all 😄😄

37 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

You do realise, it makes it sound ten times worse? Still…keep up the good work. 
Merry Christmas, you old vamp, S.

And a Merry Christmas to you and yours, WC. 🎄👍👍 Don't let my abstinence impinge on your alcohol-fuelled overindulgence, I'd like to think that come midnight tomorrow you'll be face down on the carpet in a booze induced coma. Enjoy 👍👍👍😁

2 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

On a scale of one to ten, how pissed are you now, S? Eighteen?

1.

Dry since 2016. 😢

2 minutes ago, Neil said:

You spelt Dick wrong

She of all people ought to know how to spell "dick". 👍

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

You better not be that old northern trollop. If you are you can consider yourself dead on arrival because I'll fucking destroy you.

Who do you fucking think it is, look when it "joined". 

4 hours ago, Gobby said:

 

Shut up you bloated fat cunt, and merry xmas.

Oh good, another new username. 😒

Fuck off.

9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wonder if anybody has ever died as a result of inhaling the whipped cream from the centre of a brandy snap… it’s something to aspire to.

I don't know about that Eric, but my Aunty Vi once inadvertently killed a two-year old girl when she mistook the brat for the turkey. It wasn't a pleasant death I'm sorry to say; pork, sage and onion in the abdominal cavity is never a great way to go. 😢 Plus they'd left her stocking for after lunch, so the poor little mite didn't even get her presents.

20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Because the Woss brothers wank higher than the hollywood elites 

J Arthur Wank? 🤔

13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Frank, I eagerly await your Christmas video.

I hear his funeral was a quiet, respectful affair.

https://youtu.be/nWWn9J_mlQo

1 hour ago, Neil said:

Don't forget to tune in to see some cunt called Mead who tries to play football at Slough bottom Park standard(It's in Norwich you cunts) and fails miserably win the whole damn thing tonight

I'm not quite so confident as you are, Neil. True, she ticks two of the required boxes being female and lesbian, but fails on the third being conspicuously fair of complexion. 🤔

35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You cunts invented them.

I think you'll find that was the Greeks, Eric.

Frank's ancestors have a lot to answer for.

33 minutes ago, Decimus said:

B-b-b-but the man with the bus said we'd be alright?

Anyone who believed Boris Johnson on anything deserves all they get. 

Hall, Terence.

AKA "Dead".

😢