Arnold
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10 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
Pen, do you support the RMT strike? They've targeted the poor Christmas commuter wankers, I don't care about them... Should have bought a car instead, it's generally cheaper, I mean, what kind of cunt relies on the rail network anyways.
You're spending an inordinate amount of time on here of late, Old Chap. Are you not getting enough leg over?
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You Never Give Me Your Money.....
..sorry.
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On 16/11/2022 at 23:24, Wolfie said:
I nearly pissed myself when I heard on the radio team England had flown out on Virgin's flagship LGBTQ+ Pride jetliner, 'Rain Bow'. I bet attention-seeking messiah wanker Marcus Rashford was absolutely in his fucking element.
But seriously, where does all this political promotion end up? Will we have those born female who've had bits removed & added playing for the men's team one day? Could a sausaged bulldyke be England's star striker at the 2038 World Cup? Will an England player be first to play for the international men's and women's teams?
It's a privilege to be of an age which remembers Terry Butcher's bloodied head, honestly.
Has the fucking aeroplane crashed yet? Only cunts read the news.
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Two pundits talking shite at half time and twenty two posing, fucking wankers playing shite either side of it. I hope the cunts lose whoever they are.
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I had an Austin mini traveller. I shagged my girlfriend in it.
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In a pub many years ago I was walking back to my pint after having gone for a piss. On my way back I made some soppy remark to a small dog that was sat with two couples at a table. One of the blokes, who had left the loo before me, looked up and made a sarcastic remark. I looked at all four before glancing at the bowl of crisps on their table and said, 'At least I wash my hands after a piss.' I'll never forget the look on the faces of their two girls. Fortunately for me if the landlord hadn't intervened, the cunts would have beaten three bales out of me. My mates were of no fucking use so if any of them are reading this, do fuck off.
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Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
It's a mirror video Arnold old chap.
Cack-handed bitch.
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1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
Got to say I quite like the Rock chick look, I've subscribed to her channel and who knows maybe romance is on the horizon.
Left-handed bitch.
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Never heard of the cunt for what he does. I thought he was a circus act.
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1 hour ago, cunt said:
Who to?
To whom?
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On 16/08/2022 at 01:01, King Billy said:
Why is it that anyone, no matter how qualified, who questions the one and only lockdown/wear a mask/wait for the miracle vaccine, no other treatments are available, or even allowed to be discussed narrative for the last two and a half years of the plandemic is labelled a danger to society and a lunatic? Why is it that this existential threat to to the future of mankind, which has been manipulated and weaponised for purely political reasons and yet no one seems to have the slightest interest in actually getting to the truth about its origins and the lies and coverups around its emergence or its unleashing by the CCP to be more accurate.? The real pandemic is the cowardice of the so called leaders of the West and the stupidity of the sheep that they rule over, which allows them to get away with their actions.
'Ere, KB, I haven't had a cold for quite a while now. Do you think it's because I've been careful, or have I just been lucky? Mind you, I haven't been outside the fucking house for two and a half years.
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2 hours ago, Wolfie said:
I'm being thoroughly genuine Baws. Having sat in a cloud of Neil-like Neanderthal philistinism for decades, I had never envisaged watching even one game of the women's Euros – but I got hooked right from the Austria match. This tournament has had two vital ingredients of any sport: excitement & unpredictability. Add to this it was full of hot young women running around, with some of the finest bottoms on display, and it's been a hugely enjoyable experience from my perspective.
Fuck the lot of you, you bunch of uncivilized knuckle-dragging gorillas. Club together and buy a time machine, and fuck off back to the 1960s.
"Fuck the lot of you, you uncivilized knuckle-dragging gorillas. Club together and buy a time machine, and fuck off back to the 1960s."
Count me in.
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7 hours ago, Goober said:
Seriously?
Whilst I can reluctantly concede that British street food is not universally renowned, I defy anyone to walk past a half decent chippy whilst peckish and, upon inhaling the delicious greasey fragrance, not think fuck me, I'd rather nosh down on that than Linda Evangelista's fanny right now.
I doubt the same could be said for amphibians or gastropods, irrespective of whether they are pimped in beer batter or served with delicious heart attack inducing chips.
Shove your baguette up your arse.
If I may add to that,
I've said it before, if it shits they will eat it, shit and all. All on a bed of artisanal lettuce leaves and pomme de terre and washed down with a glass of Chateau Beychevelle battery acid. Pretentious fucking crap.
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8 hours ago, King Billy said:
Mmmmmm?🤔 Did you get the matching leather cap with chains on it aswell? 🤣
I did, I bought them for Neil from an idea he had from you.
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They've got it in for women in general. Have you noticed how good looking women have been cancelled in advertising? Any old battleship will suffice now. Yet somehow it's not quite the same with blokes (yet). Buying some kecks this afternoon, I could not help but notice all the advertising on the packaging were of a medallion-wearing type of he-man with bulging muscles. Yet the women's section, as in many current TV ads, were depicted as overweight, ugly rhinos. @Cuntybaws remarked on this in another thread which in turn made me look at this shit a little closer. This woke shit is seeping into everyday life at a rate of knots and many, I fear, are allowing it to become the norm without questioning it.
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7 hours ago, White Cunt said:
I hope you asked for a cashier's cheque.
It was, in fact, a fair sum of money but I momentarily felt like being comedic in my nom if only to take the 'disgusted of Tunbridge' tone out of it.
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3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:
An excellent nom. but, you useless fucking twat, Halifax is a bank. It hasn't been a building society since 1997, change the nom title now, you worthless piece of shit
Mumbai is still Bombay, Cunty BigBollox, Snickers is still a Marathon, Cif is still Jif, and the Halifax will always be a building society. I don't keep up with the times because anything that isn't what it was is shite - if that makes any fucking sense. It all makes me weary.
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The Halifax has told its customers they can basically fuck off elsewhere if they don't like their stance on staff name badges regargarding gender identity.
As this ridiculous shitfest carries on like a runaway train, I hurried down to my local Halifax and, outraged, withdrew my £2.75 and closed my account. Fuck 'em.
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3 hours ago, pegleg said:
Hope so
I'd like to see Boris shoved in your orifice. Preferable head first wearing a sea mine for a helmet.
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I've just switched on the telly and I'm left wondering where are all the ethnics in the crowds outside the Palace? Integration? Fuck off. I'll bet the BBC camera crews are busting a fucking gut looking for one to interview.
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1 hour ago, Roadkill said:
Its a bit creepy to think that I was probably part of one of the last generation of children brought up without having my sexuality manipulated by school or media. You just got an embarrassingly naive teacher telling you how to put a condom on a banana, took the piss out of the one pregnant lass after the class was over and filled the local pond with improvised inflatable Durex animals to spook the swans. That was it, you figured the rest out yourself.
These days it seems like everything kids are exposed to has an underlying sexual motive and its heavily biased towards pushing what would have once been politely referred to as an unconventional relationship. Tell them the basics when they're old enough to need them by all means, but this modern level of defining an entire person by whatever hole they prefer to give or receive from comes across as entirely unnecessary at best and outright manipulative at worst. You simply shouldn't be trying to determine your sexual identity when you have algebra homework to do.
Spot on. I wish I could give two likes for this.
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1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
It’s a pity the new craze didn’t sweep into this Carnival of Killable Cunts earlier this week.
I wonder if our grandparents' generation are looking down on us from above, and I wonder just what the fuck they might be thinking. I don't believe divine retribution exists but I hope to fuck it does.
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On 21/07/2018 at 11:01, Cuntybaws said:
How did we ever get to the point where a crime is defined in law as somehow worse because the word "hate" is artificially prepended to it?
It's only a matter of time now before "Looking at me in a funny way" officially enters the statute book.
I was meandering through some old posts @Cuntybaws when I found the above. What do you think of this shit? I'd have given a link if only I knew how. It's from an LBC article.
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On 12/03/2022 at 19:54, Decimus said:
No, dinner, like every other man, woman and child south of the Trent. "Tea" is a well established northern term, and the last time I checked you were Norfolk born and bred.
What the fuck are you playing at?
I've had his argument with Mrs A in the past. When I was at primary school we had school dinners at dinner time, some time between 12 and 1pm. Indeed, we were supervised by dinner ladies. At senior school, my old Mum gave me dinner money on a Monday morning to buy dinner tickets when I got to school. Of course we were no longer supervised by dinner ladies but we ate at around the same time - dinner time. I believe there was a TV comedy entitled 'Dinner Ladies'. I never watched it so I don't know what time of the day they were dinner lady-ing, but I'll bet it was between 12 and 1.30pm. They even said it on The Sweeny.
Never in eleven years of primary and secondary education was the word lunch ever mentioned. Therefore, we have dinner at dinner time and tea at tea time.
I rest my case.
However, faithful to balancing an argument, cunts at colleges of further and higher education refer to the canteen as a refectory, so I suppose they must eat their dinner at lunch time.
It's now ten past twelve and I am fucking off for my dinner.
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Turkey? Are you some kind of cunt?
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Shat the bed.