Cuntybaws

Nekulturny.

Fuck me.  Do people really have the time to type all that stuff?  Good story btw.

Don't worry, no RSI was incurred during the cutting and pasting of this story. (It was funny the first time it appeared on the internet a few years ago.)

Thanks for the image vodds, I was enjoying my lunchtime sarnie til I read that.

An "eat all you can" curry? What in the name of all the holy fucks did he expect was going to happen!

At least no cunt's had the bad taste to put up a picture yet.

 

When I was student, walking to lectures in the autumn was like skating on fanny mess. Now there's a demonstration sport for the next Olympics!

The Paralympic version would be a proper laff riot!

 

Speaking of laff riots, where's that cunt Apple with a timely Justin Hayward reference when it's actually fucking relevant for once?

I heared the same thing happened to someone once, somewhere, a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, but the doll was a real human, the twist was that it was his own sister!

 

Slightly closer to home...

 

Pasodoble is not the answer to life's problems. Get it off the telly and out of the classroom.

Indeed. What cunt in their right mind thought to themselves, "Vanessa Feltz in skin tight lycra trying to get her leg above her head - who wouldn't want to see that?"

Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin.

And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that she will trust you
For you've touched her perfect body with your mind.

Right, let's try again. Potato faced Russian peasants on holiday have taken to wearing captain's hats in the deluded belief this somehow makes them appear as refined members of a class they didn't even believe in until last week. They adorn their podgy jug-eared offspring likewise, which is the worst look since those mysterious mullety rattails sported by German teens to this very day.

What balls, such chutzpah... Are we not men?

If you prick us do we not bleed? Or were you going for a Devo motif there?

Cuntybaws started this thread. The fuckin 6 legged bastard.

Anyway, Russians, what a bunch of cunts, eh?

Cunty, get your facts straight before you post.

I don't know what this is getting at, the Russians destroyed a quarter of the German army in Russia at Stalingrad? And when I say destroyed, I mean butchered. You two benders would have been crying for your mothers and soiling yourselves up against the Red Army back then.

My mistake, you fucking piece of shit, I've gotten my “Grads” confused and rendered an otherwise apposite reference to the cannibalism at the Siege of Leningrad null and void. Fucking Ice Road.

 

“Charlie ain't no Nazi, she likes to wear leather boots.”

Opening pubs in motorway service stations is a stroke of total genius, the biggest single contribution to the science of eugenics since Josef Mengele's father forgot to wear a condom that one time in the summer of 1910...

I'm with frank on this one. I suspect that when these 'men' get home at night, their fat and psychopathic wives will thrash them within inches of their lives. Oooooh...

You disappoint me Ratters, I was expecting a comment about tiny Jews...

And just think, one more lousy month and the cunts would all have eaten each other in Stalingrad! Stupid fucking Nazis, fighting on too many fronts...

 

Every single cunt in Russia is a piece of filthy verminous shit, from the oligarchy right down to the last miserable peasant. But then, what can you expect from a country where turnip vodka laced with methanol is classed as a cocktail?

 

Tim Curry.

Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator... and step up the reactor power three more points!

Well, someone's got to say it: fuck Tom Daley!

I've never heard of him. Is he an abomination in the eyes of The Lord?

Any Top 100 is twice as shit as a Top 50. Those sauce things you get with Chicken McNuggets are cunts. What about a Top 50 camps? Long Kesh, Treblinka, John Inman...

Not forgetting the excellent training facilities for the Invictus Games, Camp Bastion. Or is it the Hunger Games? Meh, same difference.

On a semi-related note, that Katniss is a bit of all right. Somebody ought to splash naked pictures of her all over the Internet...

This ticks me off.

Respect my authoritah!!

I like Wenger. And I like Cartman. But which is best? There's only one way to find out...


FIRE!