Cuntybaws

41 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I'd rather be in a crowd of 60, 000 Taliban wearing a kiss me quick hat and union Jack t shirt  than be shoulder to shoulder with all those jocks .

They're not real Jocks. Half of the cunts will be waving Irish flags, the other half will be waving Union Jacks. I'd dance and joyfully ululate in the streets if the actual Taliban blew the whole fucking lot of them to bits.

3 hours ago, Frank said:

They're all quality posts, Baws. Don't tell me your finger never hovers over the like button whenever I appear. Let yourself go, fucking tight-arse fandan. 

Every time I get my hopes up, thinking that maybe THIS is the one that will finally surpass your "council cake" classic, but it never is. Ten years is a long time to run on fumes.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

True story. My Glaswegian colleague once tried dipping chunks of vanilla fudge in batter and deep frying them. They were fucking incredible.

Plain vanilla fudge, or the milk chocolate coated variety? I'm on the brink of orgasm just thinking about the latter.

Blatant leaderboard manipulation. I thought you were better than this.

10 minutes ago, Neil said:

Irony Brew?

Deep fried gay bar.

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

You'll find Decimus in Fetch every Friday and Saturday night, whilst pretending to be overseas.. where they don't have the internet.

https://fetchnorwich.com/saturday/

Thought for a moment that said "Felch" and was slightly disappointed to realise otherwise.

The freaks shall inherit the earth. Not so long ago it was a crime to love a homosexual, now it's a crime to hate one.

It's really bad news for victims of ordinary crime. Just last month Police Scotland said it was no longer able to investigate every "low level" crime, including some cases of theft and criminal damage, and yet It has (of course) pledged to investigate every hate crime complaint it receives.

35 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I knew this was crying out for a devil's advocate and you come along. 

The debating society instinct is to adopt a contrarian position and then convince yourself you actually believe it. If you can fake sincerity the world is your oyster.

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

until he blew his little hat off his head in a massive meltdown

What IS in those little boxes?

32 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

In short Henry Miller's air-conditioned nightmare has come to town and is bullying genuine local people of all generations into a state if medieval servitude and class exclusion. 

Yes, the countryside should be the sole preserve of sullen inbred Jethros who don't remove their wellingtons even when grunting their way through their annual 2-minute anal fumblings with their pig ugly cross-eyed wives, assuming they can even get it up for worrying about the price of cattle feed and how Tesco are cynically driving them all to the point of suicide.

Is there honey still for tea?

3 minutes ago, ratcum said:

I dreamt my mum pulled me off. Has anyone else had the same dream?

Yes, I also dreamt that your mum pulled me off.

You set them up, I'll knock them down.

10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

The blacks were amongst some of the best dressed kids in my school, they were usually the only pupils who could be relied upon to turn up in the regulation blazer on photo days.

You had more than one at your school? How frightfully multicultural.

12 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Nice to see Judge Masipa showing the early lack of racial bias which would later stand her in such good stead.

23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

With my all my kids class photos throughout the years, all the kids look great in their uniforms but the ones who turned up without the school jumpers were the Africans. 

You'd think they'd be the ones who needed jumpers most, what with being used to the sweltering temperatures of the jungle and/or the cotton fields.

24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It made it easier to to play "spot the blacks" because they were the ones not wearing red tops. 

The bone through the nose was an additional giveaway.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Tippex out the brown ones too.

Bradford Guess Who

Apologies have been duly issued after parents were offered a choice of school photos, either of the whole class, or one taken before the special needs pupils were wheeled in. This is very unfair, because surely it is a basic human right to be able to choose not to have some dribbling mongs and ugly ironwork getting in the way of your own little poppet. I suppose that's what you get, though, when you're too poor to send your kids to a better school.

The real cunt here, if you struggle through the tear-laden BBC report below, is that serial cock-sucker and jail-dodging slag Katie Price has chipped in to say how terrible this was. It's almost as though she's just a rent-a-gob publicity whore.

Photograph firm sorry for class photo without complex needs pupils

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Does it really matter ?.Events occur that can re-boot what has already been posted  about in the past .I'm pretty certain you can say every post in some way is a repetition of another. Professor Ape ironically is guilty of his own crime .Look through the archives and you'll find a post about  acid throwing Abdul and his religious conversion .Abdul went on to baptise himself in the Thames and was fished out at Richmond looking a bit green .

When summoned, much like a genie, I am compelled to provide an oracular answer to any Corner-related question. (Sometimes I just make up those answers.)

12 minutes ago, Frank said:

No, but I can tell you the police initially arrested him on suspicion of attempted hairdo. Lol lol...LOL

I'd like to say I'm interested in finding out where this heading, but that would be a lie.

49 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

I’m no expert on the history of CC posts, but I’m pretty damn sure this constitutes repeat bollocks on an almost unheard of scale. @Cuntybaws - to the main board please.

There are more pre-existing variations on this theme than there are isomers of decane. Several of the oldest still in the archive date back to circa 2010; one even bears the exact same title, although in fairness its postulate was different. However, much like this most recent example, it appears to have been written by a less capable version of Harvey Price. 

12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

'Better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb than half way up one you don't

If only Rod Hull had listened to you.

9 minutes ago, Frank said:

Are you taking Mrs B anywhere nice for the Easter weekend, Baws? 

Up the arse, probably.

10 minutes ago, Frank said:

 I'm on the road with Mrs K, heading for Skye.

You may be tempted to take the short ferry ride across to Raasay. Let me save you the disappointment, it's an almost-literal pile of shit.

32 minutes ago, Frank said:

You'll have to dig deep to find the story on any of the usual news outlets

The arrest of a suspect is currently a rolling headline on the Sky News channel.

No way of telling whether they've got the right one, though, as they all look very much the same.

1 minute ago, colonelkurtz said:

a nation led by a fucking 5ft cube 

"Like" duly awarded for this bit alone.

2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Making Muhammad into a Marvel character might be a bit problematic though.

You haven't seen Ms. Marvel, then? Lucky cunt!

Ah, they say, it may all be bollocks but it gives people comfort and a sense of belonging and purpose. Stupid fucking cunts.

I suppose its one advantage is that when hard-of-thinking bigots armed with semi-automatic weapons decide to go on a killing spree, they can easily find the cunts all gathered together in their synagogue/mosque/church. (Delete as appropriate.) Easy targets.

I wish this was a documentary:

10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I trained as a chef on a saveloy stall in East Street Market. Fuck off. 

3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I sold chestnuts from a coal stove in Kentish Town .They were really conkers. 

Falafel's where it's at these days.