Cuntybaws

29 minutes ago, Neil said:

as I type he's asleep in the van, useless little cunt.

In fairness, the residual chloroform fumes probably don't help.

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Never take the name of Mike Ehrmantraut in vain again. 
 In a world of steroid pumped poseurs and Hollywood hardmen, he’s the only one who rang true with me. 
 Pimento cheese sandwich?

And yet he was ended by a nerdy chemistry teacher.

Science, bitches!

15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What is this fucking shit.

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. 

Remember the good old days when they just used to kill themselves?

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Frank buggers off when he gets bored. He doesn’t get upset really because he’s a sociopath.

It's a common misconception that sociopaths don't get upset or angry. It's empathy they lack, not emotions.

Trust me, he's off somewhere raging - it's that poor sausage dog I feel sorry for.

The problems with TB are that it has a long latency period, is easily treatable, and is not nearly deadly enough. What's needed is something fast acting that leads inevitably to a nasty and agonising death, ideally while the cunts are still clinging to a small boat somewhere in mid-Channel.

If only polonium was contagious...

25 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

 shove your new lens up your arse and kill yourself. 

You could probably unfold the James Webb Space Telescope up there without even touching the sides.

10 minutes ago, Frank said:

I didn't expect it from you. I still don't. 

It's fair to say I never did it again.

3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Careful there Dear Leader, resorting to brutish sexism when challenged might be considered passé. 

She's a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up.

20 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

@Cuntybaws hasn't been on since 2nd March .. has someone eaten him?

I fucking wish.

8 minutes ago, Frank said:

Black Man Van. Lol 🤣

Do you remember once, back in early 2012, you took me to task for using a ;-) at the end of a post? 

"Lol 🤣" indeed.

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think Roops did the same when she exposed him as a bankrupt daughter abusing cunt.

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

Sorry I just remembered that election fraud is just a far right conspiracy and absolutely does not exist.

When something goes seriously wrong in the circus ring they send in the clowns as a distraction. It's not often we see things THIS wrong, though.

On 23/03/2016 at 23:06, Cuntybaws said:

On the plus side, at least she'll be dead soon.

Dead at long last, although not sure anyone will be able to tell the difference, the Zelda-looking cunt.

10 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

A friend of islamic terrorist murderers and rapists is voted into the British Houses of Parliament by Muslims .

On the plus side, they'll be barricading themselves into the synagogues in Golders Green tonight.

25 minutes ago, Neil said:

Imagine some poor fucker going down on her, you wouldn't know if she was about to cum or she was reading the football results. 

You'd never get to hear the Scottish results, because by the time the incoherent cunt had stumbled through the EPL the next week's fixtures would already have kicked off.

2 hours ago, Neil said:

how many cocks did she have to dribble on to achieve that?

She's supposedly a lesbian, and even if she wasn't, what man would risk his tackle in those ragged jaws which could spasm shut at any moment?

I saw a trailer for this abject shite (it's called "Out of Order", and is based on a premise even lamer than "Tipping Point") and as you might expect it's jammed full of freaks and  weirdos, with the usual round of supposedly-celebrity nonentities as a supporting cast, including the obligatory unfunny black woman the size of fucking Jupiter.

William’s Last-Minute Cancellation Sparks Fresh Royal Health Panic

A "personal matter", eh?

43 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

NSW Police have been banned from marching in the Sydney Mardi Gras because the ABCDEFG community is so affronted by the perceived homophobia (or incompetence) in the investigation to the homo-murder. 

No police presence, eh? What better time to drive a monster truck back and forward through the massed ranks of faggots.

8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

You don’t have to post every idiotic thing that enters your makeshift mind, you verbose imbecile.

Therein lies the tragedy of the obsessive compulsive flood poster. 

On which note, I wonder what old SaltyPissflaps is up to these days.

26 minutes ago, and said:

Is that one of those 'Birthing Pools'?

I think she may well have been pregnant when that was taken, but with professional fatties like Amy it's hard to be sure. If she IS pregnant, the blind guy who fucked her deserves a medal.

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Something very very dark is going on here. Is it time to ask for proof of life?

Maybe she's got Cushing's Syndrome?

Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up! 

Apropos of nothing, if this had been my nomination I'd have gone with a thread title of "Dib Dib Blob".