Cuntybaws

I'm sure no-one wants to belong to a website where the Admin would unilaterally just delete members for being tedious, repetitive crime-against-nature dullards. Then again, though, how many people want to belong to a website where this plushie-fucking arsebanditry is allowed to proliferate?

If there's a gavel provided then I'm in. Or any sort of hammer, really...

I have no opinion about this gentlemen and i wonder what your problem is Mr. Bores. I also wonder you haven't got a load of wankers screaming like girls that you are a cocksucking gay cunt for daring to nominate a football cunt. Any ideas?

I don't like the cunt. I've never liked the cunt. Perhaps I just have a problem with small cunts and gobshites generally, who knows? I'm going off you at a rate of knots too.

You don't half talk some total shite sometimes. And by "sometimes" I mean "all the fucking time".

http://dioclese.blogspot.com/2014/04/muslim-stupidity.html

By Jove, I think he's got it! Although I've chosen to lead with SJP this is not just a tired rehash of all the horse-faced cunts nominations from the olden days. Not yet, anyway    There is some overlap, of course, but LRH's are a genre in their own right. To further illustrate this, here is Nicole Kidman.

Except, perhaps, a white man with ginger cornrows!

There's precisely fuck all stupider than a white man with dreads.

I see this talentless dwarf has popped up at Southampton now as “first team assistant coach”. Fuck me, I wouldn't hire this gobshite scouse cunt to make the fucking tea. You'd get considerably better value and coaching expertise by just employing one of the PG Tips chimps, and the chimp would look better in a suit.

How do these no-mark wankers keep finding well paid employment despite a long and inglorious career of failure? Football really is for cunts.

Yes, I bet she's no stranger to love in an elevator.

They dont exist to the like of us you fucking losers, go look at some real wimminz, the world's full of em.

I'm not sure you've grasped this concept in its entirety. I'll give you one more pointer – Lisa Kudrow,

To start you off, here's a special early mention to Charlie's Angels which featured not one, not two, but three examples of this strange breed: the pizza-complexioned Cameron Diaz; Lucy Liu, the only Eurasian you don't want to see firing ping-pong balls out of her snatch; and the one you can't tell apart from ET these days, the man-faced Drew Barrymore.

They might look good in the glamour pages after several hours in make-up and a subsequent Photoshop marathon, but in real life they're not all that.

I was invited to leave my car once in similar circumstances in London, after a close encounter with a hobbit-like Irishman on a pushbike. His exact words, as I recall, were "Come on then, ya wee English bastard, feart?" It turns out that he was not as hard as he thought he was. In fact, if his bike had a flux capacitor fitted he would now be somewhere back in 1955, the cunt was pedalling that fast!

Can't the squaddies out at Camp Bastion sue over this too? It must be hell there, being constantly bombarded by the sound of concerts from second rate entertainers desperately trying to resurrect their tattered careers. You know, cunts like Jim Davidson and Robin Williams. (Well, maybe not Robin Williams.) Bob Hope was a cunt.

Respect!

Your You're all fucking great big cocksuckers and way to too fucking gay.

FTFY - you illiterate fucking wankstain

I once got desperate and fucked a pavlova.

Is that a doughnut or a meringue?

No, you're right enough, it's a doughnut.

I'd by angry too if I was told at my "MOT" that my "number plate" was too small. (These medical euphemisms are increasingly dumbed down these days.)

Just kick back, relax, and enjoy some kielbasa.

Keith......I am out of adjectives to describe your cuntishness.

When I hear the word "brony" I reach for my nailgun.

up until recently i'd never heard of it either...

Speak up!

...and some fell on stony ground. You should start a thread about having sex with stuffed toys, Grumps, that never gets old.

If mixed-raced and gay relationships are acceptable nowadays why not men who are in relationship with their plushies?

I know a rhetorical question when I see one. And a cunt.

I agree. It saddens me that there are no funny female comedians outside of Joan Rivers. I know that she's not everyones cup of tea but when she slags the rich and famous she's hilarious

Just after Xmas you asked me to report back on the Kevin Bridges DVD some unoriginal cunt had presented me with. (This was on the Micky Flanagan thread for some reason, if memory serves.) Anyway, I finally watched it, and it's OK. He's sort of a cross between a more interesting Peter Kay and a less extremely offensive Frankie Boyle, which works marginally better than it sounds. In summary, watch it if it comes on the Comedy Channel but don't spend any actual money on it.

Thanks Fends. Still watching Twins of Evil though.

You're not just watching the same few bits over and over again, are you?

Knocked out of the Champions League twice in as many weeks - it couldn't have happened to a nastier bunch of poisonous Pope-loving terrorist wankers. Dry your eyes now, Rod Stewart, you cunt!