Cuntybaws

I had an argument with a woman a few month back. She was screaming at her little pooch for being a "naughty girl". I asked her how old the dog was and she said that it was 6 years old, so I told her that it was an adult dog and not a child and that she was the one who should fucking grow up.

She might be more careful in future if you told her what the Rev does to "naughty girls"!

Hmm, thick as pigshit teenage girls, with low self-esteem and fuck all morals or sense. Combine this with the Northerners' biological imperative to seek out chips, and the only surprise is that anyone is surprised.

"Is that fuckin bacon I can smell?" Bobby Sands

"Eat shit!" Bobby Sands' guard.

Post an irate comment on Twitter. They'll probably quote it, misspellings and all, on what passes for the BBC "News" bulletin these days. That's your moral compass now - the fucking Twittersphere.

The ugliest bird i have ever seen.

Just imagine Gok and Frank "call me Kellie" Maloney going at it hammer and tongs. I don't even know if there's a name for that!

They're fucking comedians? If they're going up the Chuckle Brothers with a Dragon Dildo strap-on, they just went up in my estimation!

Sadly I suspect you meant "fucking comediennes". I'm not normally one to insist on feminising nouns in today's equal opportunities world, but it's necessary in this case to underline the fact that lady comics are an abomination in the eyes of the Dark Lord.

The only good pony is a dead pony.

 

I much prefer Carebears.

Yep, fuck 'em all, the horse-faced cunts. Fuck Ewoks too.

“I've cut up the pictures of him, says Frank Maloney's devastated brother Eugene as he tells of his shock at sex change.”

Fuck me, Eugene, that's no way to treat a lady!

I'd like to see him in “How to Look Good Vivisected”, the fucking freak!

Do you remember that kid's sweet 'tobacco' that looked like ginger pubes? Hard to believe we used to eat that shit.

Spanish Gold. It is only with hindsight that I regret not actually smoking it - it would have been better than some of the Lebanese shit I later wasted my money on.

My loathing of this pseud's oeuvre was surpassed only by my loathing for his hair.

You loathe his ovaries and his pubes? You fucking maniac!

Fuck off you cunts! Both characters with me in the picture are chicks for fuck sake.

There's only one bitch in that picture.

The Mariana Trench or Marianas Trench[1] is the deepest part of the world's oceans

Your otherwise humourous interjection is founded on a false premise, as evidenced by your own citation. Hoist with your own petard - not unlike Robin Williams.

Hi Dee, hi!

Now, get yourself a fucking avatar.

I never charge less than £40.

You're a classy bird, Pen!

Whats a tit wank??

It's £5 round my way, but you have to hold her chips for her until it's done.

Well this is about as much fun as wanking with barbed wire.

"Barbed wire love snags my jeans..."

I keep hearing cunts shouting this, where the fuck is it?

Second star to the right and straight on till morning.

Five Go Mad in Mumbai.

we really DO need to do some excessive extermination.It is time. But there's more than one way to slaugher a cat. Seek all ways. We want them dead from EVERY angle with no nonce unturned

There is more than one way to skin a cat. The cat doesn't like any of them.

I wish the news would just fuck off about the whole thing. I just read a report which says "60% of UK citizens feel threatened by terrorism" - what a load of fuckin bollocks. I've got more chance of being killed by an angry turtle than a fuckin terrorist. Rural Cambridgeshire is a terror free zone you cunts. Full of nasty bastard turtles though.

Cowabunga, dude!

Judge has said this on multiple occasions about politicians in general. I am inclined to agree with him. I fucking detest the supposed " intellectual" superiority of their august debates. They are so disconnected from the public that they cannot share our legitimate concerns plus, they have a total disregard for the opinions of the voting public. We need to remember this at election time.

“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” Mark Twain

How can we dance when our earth is turning?
How do we sleep while our beds are burning?

I don't really see the problem, It's Maloney's life after all and nothing to do with me or anyone else.

If we accept this as a general premise then this whole web site is pretty comprehensively fucked. As it happens, as soon as Maloney tucked his cock between his legs and went on TV in a dress the cunt was fair game.

Where's Bernhard Goetz when you need him?