Cuntybaws

'Nuff fucking said!

Would allow people one murder victim a decade - no questions asked, no comeback. You can just murder someone and go 'Yup, that was me - he was giving me random bad attitude so I just offed the cunt and now I'm claiming my get out of jail free card' for this decade.'

 

That way you'd have to be a lot more pleasant and considerate of other people because you'd never know that when you decided to turn some shitty drum 'n bass tinnitus-inducing shite up to eleven in your Barryd-up near-write of mobile Halfords Sound System, that it wasn't Old Jiggs at the side of the road, armed with a shoulder launched Howitzer aimed right at you.

I like this idea a lot, but I fear it might backfire and we'd be the cunts constantly looking behind us. Poor old Keith wouldn't make it through the first morning of the new regime.

Today walkies, tomorrow draggies.

I've quoted Mr Renton on this subject before but you can never get too much of a good thing, especially when a rare contextual opportunity like this presents itself:

“It's nae good blamin it oan the English fir colonising us. Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent, vibrant, healthy culture to be colonised by. No. We're ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us? The lowest of the fuckin low, tha's what, the scum of the earth. The most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat intae creation. Ah don't hate the English. They just git oan wi the shite thuv goat. Ah hate the Scots.”

Actually, I may just have imagined the "Follow" function. Bollocks. You were lucky - this time...!

Is anyone else finding the site a bit diffuse? Lack of impact when you log in means you can't pick up the vibe straight away. Other than the presence of Jazz on everything, I can't pick up if useful cunts are saying anything. It's a cunt.

There's no Random Cunt but the search is much better. However, until the legacy comments get here there's not much point searching, randomly or otherwise. I've got a shortcut set up that emulates the Last 24 Hours Nominations, below, but I can't find a way to replicate the Last 24 Hours Comments which was always my starting point on the old site after a day away,

http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forum/42-the-corner/?sort_key=start_date&sort_by=Z-A

It's too easy to miss a comment on here if it's not the last one on a thread. I haven't tried following anyone yet, mind you, that could be worth a shot. Perhaps I'll follow you - but only if you promise to do something controversial. (I tried, but my "Death To Jews" thread got deleted.)

This is the thread for racist sock puppets.

For one moment I thought you said Larkfield which not far away from me, but I have never seen any Pedigree Tamworths running around there.

If Scotland has an anus, it's either in Larkhall or very fucking close to it. If Salmond is a big turd in a small bowl, I guess that makes McKelvie a dangleberry on the matted hair around said arsehole.

The only good thing he ever did was to kill Mike Yarwood's career along with his own.

PS Larkhall's a bit of a Unionist stronghold, I can't imagine she's very popular with the Neanderthal bears that prowl those particular gutters.

Jesus fuck, where did she get her haircut – the 1930's? Even her boss seems to think she's a tit, and you have to take the opinion of a man in a pink hat very seriously indeed.

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Nice one.

Do you reckon you'll get the comments back at some point (albeit all "anonymous") - and/or the nomination pictures?

Happy fucking days!

Wilcox is a no-trick pony who has somehow eked out a 40-year career based on the criminally low standards of Radio 1's playlist in the 70's and an industrial hair dye accident. On which note, Hazel O'Connor is a cunt.

You are George Michael and I claim my £5.

I voted for her when I lived in Finchley. Miners are cunts.

He looks quite at home up that tree. Just sayin'...

“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.”

If this was true, surely Bergerac would have put a stop to it?