Cuntybaws

9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Forgive me for thinking that what you are saying that the man in the street's political intelligence has shrunk at the same time his superficial standard of living has increased. Back in the London I knew and grew up in which was then full of (dare I say it) Londoners, though a lot were already moving out to Dartford etc, you had TWO London evening newspapers, one Left one Right, you had a fucking pub on every street corner, where educated discussions of the "news" took place and opinions exchanged, when arguments were settled mainly with fists and perhaps the odd bit of wood or metal lying around but never a fucking knife, and if you saw two or three on one even a cop you fucking stepped in to even the odds. That's the fucking difference. Those days were good. Today is shit. Our politicians know it and they can lie unabashed to our fucking faces surround themselves with their army of bodyguards and snoopers, fines and regulations. 

Can't say the great Jello Biafra didn't warn us... 

Efficiency and progress is ours once more, 
Now that we have the neutron bomb, 
It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done. 
Away with excess enemy, 
But no less value to property, 
No sense in war but perfect sense at home. 
The sun beams down on a brand new day, 
No more welfare tax to pay, 
Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light. 
Jobless millions whisked away, 
At last we have more room to play, 
All systems go to kill the poor tonight. 
Gonna kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor, 
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor, 
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor tonight.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Frankie fucking Dettori was on the shortlist for this year, so as it's apparently the 90s again they may as well have chucked in Taylor for another crack at it.

Call me King Billy but it's almost as if the shortlist was intentionally stuffed full of has-beens and nonfuckingentities with the intention that the dyke would almost certainly win. 

It was a public vote. I didn't think the public were so fucking stupid, but the trouble with democracy is that it allows lesbians with no working knowledge of the offside rule to vote. I blame those Pankhurst cunts.

30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I was just shocked that you are unaware of ‘Highlander’. 
 It’s one of those things that I assume everybody knows about. Like ‘Zombeavers’.

Nuns. No sense of humour.

47 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Its the accent , it's fucking horrible . I can't help it .The weirdo  standing next to you at  a public urinal  and making you feel very uncomfortable as you're taking a leak  looks like he'd  have a gravelly Scottish accent .

Any excuse to repost this little gem...

5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

From the modern man of manners, the Beau Nash of the Corner. 

More like Russell Nash.

There can be only one.

21 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Being Scottish is an automatic nomination. 

I'm not sure I like your tone.

9 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I see you as the kindly old grandfather that I never knew.

That sounds like a challenge to Ratty to see how many Werther's Originals he could fit into your duodenum.

18 hours ago, ratcum said:

for a perambulating tampon, that was fuckin funny P

22 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Petra was the Blue Peter dog looked after by John Noakes. 

This is a trap, right?

15 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I've always preferred Lebanese over Turkish food, KB, the greasy Turkish cunts don't render enough fat out of the Lamb.

You don't want to be eating any of that foreign muck with the fat leached out of it, Raas, when the greatest cuisine in the world is just across the border. Deep fry it, then deep fry it again, where "it" is anything you you can imagine.

2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Harold, I am a bit concerned about this comment, I thought you were a bumder, however you're coming across as a beast.

I know a frumious bandersnatch when I see one.

My advice would be to get your colon checked for spirochetes.

6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Please Sir can I have some Ridout homework. You forgot to give us homework Sir. Can I have extra homework for Christmas? 

Solve for "X"

1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I learnt to write the British from watching overdubbed Kung Fu films in downtown Port-au-Prince. 

I can't watch reruns of Kung Fu now, after David Carradine's sticky end.

4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

...without their parents financial support.

Missing possessive apostrophe - see me after class!

23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

as a fellow newt wanker

Gives a whole new meaning to "tadpole yoghurt".

The shameful dereliction of duty by successive police chiefs in allowing literal "no go" areas to proliferate is also a factor. Into the vacuum steps extremism, gang culture, protection rackets, loan sharks, Sharia law etc., and the downward spiral continues. The "broken windows" theory so beloved by Rudy Giuliani has been largely discredited now, but there is a core of truth to it nonetheless.

8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

What is your position on Mr Khan? 

He's a race traitor, to his own and every other race, but he's by no means the worst Mayor of late: sadly, London has got what it deserves over the years.

This never stops being funny, er, I mean, a serious social commentary.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You can’t call them ‘dippy eggs and soldiers’ anymore Harold. Political correctness dictates that you must now call them 

‘eggs with learning difficulties and lesbian peace workers’

Referring to the "Mongol Horde" has also been problematic of late.

17 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'd wager that the breast would taste like the sticky floor of Fritzl's basement lair, and the aroma of its parson's nose doesn't bear thinking about.

Even Marc Almond wouldn't touch the foie gras.

23 hours ago, Decimus said:

Ever since Pen first emerged out of the primordial soup four billion years ago, she/he/it has been jotting down her/his/its mindless fucking drivel in one form or another. I visited the archeological remains of some of your lot up at Skara Brae seven years ago, and there wasn't a prehistoric stone dwelling on site that didn't have the old bastard's runic mark upon it.

A mysterious black erection in the mid-Cenozoic era predates Skara Brae by several million years.

4 minutes ago, Neil said:

Anyway come 8 o'clock. I'll be outside shouting at the moon pissed as a fart and won't remember anything next morning,merry fucking christmas

Luckily the full moon in December falls on the 26th at 6:33 pm, so even a functionally blind paralytic should be able to spot it less than 24 hours earlier. 

If that plan fails, though, go round and torch the local synagogue instead.

33 minutes ago, Decimus said:

That's probably why you're currently sitting on 80k plus posts when taking into account all of your numerous monikers since 2014.

I joined in 2011 and Pen must have already had 80k fucking nominations at that point, never mind posts. Who knew there were so many different kinds of trains?

14 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

West is best

Too many Australians for my liking.