Uncle Meatus
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51 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said:
Are you fucking thick? Again, too abstract. You just told us your fucking sob story. Idiotic cunt.
Abstract is you typing this shit while drooling on the floor. You're lying on the floor, aren't you PB?
Good boy.
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10 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said:
Corn beef stew, if included just for effect, would be bizarrely abstract. This tells me that - 1. You actually eat corn beef stew 2. You are a dirty fucking yank 3. We can rest assured that eventually, hopefully soon, your heart will explode and the vestiges of your existence will be plastered all over your meatsack of a wife whilst she prepares her own coming heart attack in the kitchen.
Die.
No..no..no.
Corned beef is a fucking mystery to you because your family called it steak as a way of misleading you about the fact you are a worthless cunt.
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14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:
What I want to know is why aren't the energy companies strategically building wind turbines so next time a Storm Arwen hits, the moaning cunts who can't play Call of Duty because they haven't got any power will be moaning about having too much energy. Wankers.
Wind Turbines create more co2 over the 10 year lifespan of the bastard with the manufacture, transformation and installation than...I need to shit.
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21 minutes ago, Bubba C said:
Fuck off.
Yer on yer own. 3 for 2 at Winemark and his dealer was found in a wheelie bin with his pockets rooted through...
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17 minutes ago, Bubba C said:
Raw nerve son, raw nerve.
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18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:
It saddens me that people still have to say “We must make sure it never happens again” about the Holocaust. It should be unnecessary, and it would be, if the Nazis had just done the job properly the first time.
Made up ballix. They had this 6Million shit going during WW1, their satanic worshiping Talmud says 6M jew souls need to be sacrificed before their blah,blah, homeland blah, blah fucking blah. Not one animal rights cunt complains when they shake chickens above their paranoid heads every year. Haven't heard about this you cunts? Look it up.
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Football (or Feetzball if you iz a stabby golly gnomesayun) is for poofters and split arsed lesbian wimminz. Fuck off.
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23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:
Hands up, anybody who's surprised at this.
It's not as unhygienic and dangerous as you wanking into your skinny, bulb headed, Somalian rent boy's horsefly bitten arse.
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I'll have loads of gas during the night when I've made a hole in these two 18 packs of magners, 1kilo of Chinese chicken wings and the pot of corned beef stew Mrs Meatus has made. Looking like the spare room and wank sock.
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15 hours ago, Decimus said:
I've only ever been called Dickmouse by two other members, one of whom, Manky, is thankfully dead. Coincidentally, though, the other was a yee-hawing, dead dad in the boot type, closet American cunt.
On that note, I look forward to finishing what I started with you, Wizardfuckingsleeve.
Wrong again old chap. Looks like I'm in for a kicking then. At least you'll get to try out your new faux Clarks Wallabees you got in the Black Friday sale at Shoe Zone.
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29 minutes ago, Wolfie said:
I'm all for being challenged by new blood, so on the surface I welcome your boldness. Cutting & pasting from an American website however isn't sitting comfortably with me. The practitioner who identified Down's syndrome was English; this is a British website; and there's simply no place putting forward a weak argument by quoting a load of fucking verbose bollocks directly from a Yank site. As with Alzheimer's (so named after a German neurologist, despite the Americans dropping the apostrophe), such punctuation actually makes complete sense.
If you envisage a future on this website, at least: 1) do your fucking research without taking the lazy option; and 2) be original, without using someone else's words. I will be observing you closely in the coming days, and if I find you are in breach of either point, you'll deeply regret it.
You've been warned.
Welp! You and Dickmouse have me trembling so much I'm gonna have to head over to mumsnet for some backup.
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3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
Can you translate this groundbreaking comedienne’s work for me, Meaty? Fucked if I can and I think you ‘speak-a-da-lingo.’ Probably.
Yeah, she says thanks for the threesome with her and Adam Pearson.
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29 minutes ago, Decimus said:
If I fucking find out that you are an American you can consider yourself to be dead meatus.
Relax oh yee with the extra thumbs, I'm from Riotsville Norn Iron...lol
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20 minutes ago, Decimus said:
It's appropriate and correct to refer to it as Down's syndrome as opposed to Down syndrome if you're within the EU or the UK. The latter is a style acceptable to gun toting, cousin fucking idiots and not our native people.
The first thing you need to consider is that this isn't an American website and as such the vast majority of members are British.
The second thing you need to consider is that you've just outed yourself as an American with your pathetic attempt to correct and shame an Englishman.
We don't take kindly to Yanks here, ask your good mate Salty. Either you retract your statement and offer a full and sincee apology, or I'm going to end you.
I'm no yank son and I'm sorry you have an extremely small penis.
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16 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said:
Bullet points? On a website like this? I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you currently have an anal gape the size of Greece and there are lots of mashed up vegetables around you.
Seriously, wrong crowd.
Copied and pasted from the first Web search so not my original work. By the way you spelled Paraplegic incorrectly...
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5 hours ago, Wolfie said:
I'm not treating you like a regular member of society, so not very well.
For the record, it's 'Down's syndrome' with a possessive apostrophe, because it's named after the physician who first described it. Having obviously been diagnosed yourself, I'd have thought the familiarity of seeing it everywhere might have enabled you to punctuate it correctly.
Idiot.
Down vs. Down’s
- NDSS uses the preferred spelling, Down syndrome, rather than Down’s syndrome.
- Down syndrome is named for the English physician John Langdon Down, who characterized the condition, but did not have it. An “apostrophe s” connotes ownership or possession.
- While Down syndrome is listed in many dictionaries with both popular spellings (with or without an apostrophe s), the preferred usage in the United States is Down syndrome. The AP Stylebook recommends using “Down syndrome,” as well.
Fucking useless wanker.
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3 hours ago, Wolfie said:
What? I recall being in the presence of an idiot when you first joined, making some pointless nomination about Chinese beds, and 20 further posts haven't changed my opinion of you. You're definitey coming across as an adult, only one who has severe learning difficulties.
Thank you...I was always taught that retarded members of society especially those with Down Syndrome should be treated like regular members of the community. How's that working out for you?
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Research this freak and enjoy.
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1 minute ago, White Cunt said:
Is that cup dishwasher-proof?
I wouldn't put it my dishwasher until my big cock has loosened her up.
Restaurant joke. You like.
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This fucking abomination just won "Homemade : Britain's best woodworker" and I'm not joking.
I like a bit of joinery and metalwork but fuck me pink.....this thing says it's "transitioning"....into what? It's always going to be a bald, brown toothed, leggings wearing, pirate obsessed cunt that sounds like Spider from coronation street circa 1999.
Magners is a cunt.
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OMICRON.
The big fucking global bad guy name of the FLU this winter.
GBN and RT News are the only cunts reporting news in the UK.
Africans are docking by the thousands each month yet SLY NEWS are holding up a dead Syrian WOMAN as a fucking martyr to all that sailed on her....
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This usless lefty "comedian" football has been kicked about until it arrived at the feet of Channel 4 in the barrel scraping "Along for the ride with David O'Doherty".
This unfunny orish cunt will cycle from TV winnebago to pre setup encounters with modern day screen icons such as ...David Ayoade,Mel Giedroyc and Grayson Perry. An old electric fire and a bath looks enticing.....
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I hope the death toll is higher than broadcast. No doubt they will be "Wiminz an chillennz" on the TV Electric Jew.
UK Deliberate Terawatt Shortage
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Annnnnnnd you are?