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I can't get anywhere with anyone, own age or not. It is like I have time warped into the future.

I don't have any children at all.

Taj Bengal.

There is such a thing as a wrong un in cricket, it is a type of bowling delivery although I prefer the Doosra.

I am trying.

Like most things.

Revolution.

How did you guess?

Could always get her one of those Crap tins shown in my profile picture.

I didn't want to send anything to suggestive, I know for a fact I am clutching at straws and just running on empty. Getting a woman is impossible.

You can send gifts to people on the dating site which are small images, I better not send her a bra or a pair of knickers as they are in the gallery of what can be sent. I decided on a horseshoe as it is meant good luck.

I seem to spend all my time doing this.

I'm clutching at straws.

No nothing like that, it is just plain to see it's never going to happen. It is like trying to start a car that hasn't got an engine. Same old, same old.

Sweep is my mate.

It would be like asking India to follow on in their own backyard.

In all seriousness I have met some really horrible people since I left school.

I have met some horrible people down through the years, 2009 taking the biscuit.

It is the knock on effect it could have.

The country is to small for what is being allowed to happen.

If I asked her she wouldn't say yes and then I would have to avoid her like the plague and if it leaked out It might cost me my job which would then cost me a house.

I have more chance of going to the moon, there are women on there that were on there a year so that must say something about their character and ambition, some if not all are like trying to communicate with people from the dark ages. If aliens came to this planet looking for intelligent life the last thing they will do is log on to the site I use.

It has to be the only country in the world where you can get hit from behind in a staged crash and get the blame for it.

I remember when I was in Australia trying to get some sleep and there was a group of people out in the corridor singing until 3am I the morning, rude and fucking ignorant springs to mind.

I am clutching at straws on that one and like an idiot have paid for the upgrade on the dating site, should have saved my money really, I am the king of wishful thinking.