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applescruff14

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  1. Mentioned in the song 'Give Peace A Chance'
  2. I couldn't bring myself to do it, I usually go to the self service checkouts when I am out shopping.
  3. Even that wouldn't help my cause.
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    GOD

    Neither has my luck but it would be unnatural if it did.
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    Rolf Harris

    Like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.
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    Coffee

    I always have a nice cup of coffee at work when the going gets tough.
  7. In all seriousness that woman I am trying to lure on the dating site I might as well just accept the fact I am clutching at straws, it is never going to happen.
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    Cats

    Lovely animals.
  9. This is a carbon copy of what happened in September 2009 but it got reverted back as it wasn't that popular, I don't mind it like this although did prefer the other one.
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    The Future

    I hope my luck improves but I have been saying that for years.
  11. Are you actually posting from Down Under?
  12. It doesn't matter what I try it just isn't happening, it's like England v Germany, a hoodoo that won't lift.
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    My knees

    You became a legend of the silver screen and now the thought of meeting you makes me weak in the knees.
  14. That wont be happening, my love life is in a crisis. It just isn't happening.
  15. The Peter & Gordon version is good, it's easy to tell Paul has written that.
  16. Did it without Broad as well in the second innings, Ali seems to be a good replacement for Swann.
  17. I don't care what they say I won't stay in a world without love.
  18. Not after 8 years, that Beatles song 'I've Just Seen A Face' is looming large at the moment but probably on the verge of ending.
  19. No chance of that, at work or doing housework here.
  20. I am back, trying to get a woman on a dating site but it is difficult. There is something about her I like, if it doesn't happen then the consolation is that comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.
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