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One of them took a wee a few yards away from my car. I will be very surprised if there is a 2018 Xmas do.

No chance of England bowling Australia out for 98 at Melbourne like we did back in 2010, couldn't believe that when I woke up and saw that but its all dead rubber now. The last time we were Down Under, that was the test that we came the closest to actually winning. No sprinkler dance this time either.

We had ours a fortnight ago, I end up as the taxi as I don't drink alcohol. I'm the quiet one actually.

High Wycombe in Perth. I was there in 2009.

Root was completely pale and slurring his words when he was interviewed after the test, should never have given him the captains job. It didn't work with Flintoff either, never have your star player as captain especially if they are a batsman.

Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt I met so many cunts in 2009 I wish I had stayed in Australia I miss my tradesman days I'm staring a P45 in the face If England win the Ashes in Australia I have to go to work in my pants Australia are doctoring the wickets

I would ring the changes for Melbourne, bring in some of the England Lions. When we turned up out there in 2010 with a team half full of South Africans we left with the Urn because they are fighters and want to win. Need players like that now.

I disagree but Anderson should have gone off injured when he got whacked just to spoil and dampen their celebrations. I would have done just to fuck it up for them and not give them the satisfaction of taking all 20 wickets. Horrible convicts. Australia will hold the Urn for at least 10 years now.

Anderson should have gone off injured when he got whacked, it would have spoilt their celebrations and they wouldn't have had the satisfaction of taking all the wickets. I would have gone off just to fuck it up for them.

Root is totally pale and sluring his words, too big a job for him.

There shouldn't have been any play today, series has been a farce. 864 days we held The Ashes, Australia are going to have them for a hell of a lot longer as they will win the next series in England.

England should come home after this test. Why waste Christmas out there.

Its a shame Australia have cheated as it could have been a really good series.

Not fair and square though.

That wicket was doctored, seems strange that Anderson all of a sudden took four wickets this morning to get us back into bat and wrap the game up to them. They are cheating, biased, smug, convict bastards.

Let's not lose sight of the fact that Australia have cheated in this series, yesterday was a prime example when Root asked for a review and the ball that was bowled was given no ball when it clearly wasn't. The best thing England can do after this test is come home and tell them to fuck their urn as they have doctored the wickets and bribed the umpires.

Maybe, cricket doesn't have the reputations it used too.

No I don't, winning this test would mean a first win at Perth in 39 years and only a second win there ever. This England team won't pull this off.

5th test Chennai, India v England 2016. Eng: 477 India: 759/7d Eng: 207 India won by an innings and 75 runs This is how I envisage this test but don't think England will score 477,this partnership is a flash in the pan and will be broken very early in the day.

Bollocks, just before lunch them cunts strike.

Stoneman has been our standout player in this series, really adapted to Australian conditions, was crap back in the summer. All in vain really as Ashes will be gone at the weekend, Monday if we can perform a miracle.

How good would Donald Bradman be in today's cricket would be a better question.

Horrible Horrible man

I saw that woman who cut my hair again, she smiled at me but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt or Donald Trump to Abraham Lincoln.

3-0 this time next week, my prediction spot on as well. It was so obvious.