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I saw that woman again I spoke to back in 2014 the other day, I stopped her and asked her if she was ever on a dating site, she totally denied it. (Lying bitch!!) I saw her about 10 minutes later walking towards me, I crossed the road pretty quick. At least I can say I have met her and spoken to her. She is very stern looking and sounding.

Don't sound a bad idea, I agree we are just making them look good as they are no better than what we are. But I do think that wickets are being doctored and umpires are helping the Aussies.

He wont be playing as he poured a drink over James Anderson. Id like to pour one over Joe Root, bloke hasn't got a clue.

You've got to admit that saying England could go wicketless in the morning session is about as ridiculous as Steve Smith's existance.

The Kinks?

I don't need reminding.

That's rubbish and you know it.

I do against England as we are shite.

No.

Its all too late now, 2-0 tomorrow

I can see these last six wickets going pretty quick. Be 8 down at lunch at best.

Australia will win back the Ashes as well.

Wicketless morning? You need to see a Doctor quick! Or get yourself up your local A&E and fast, sounds like a brain problem.

Yes it would and today I had a pleasant surprise in the hairdressers with a woman about my age who cut my hair, was talking to her about the cricket and when I was in Australia visiting the grounds. She was asking me about my personal life and everything. I tried delving into her personal life and found she lived with her kids but no mention of a bloke but couldn't get any further, let her keep the £3 change. Comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

I hate myself.

1st test Perth 2008 Aus: 375 SA: 281 Aus: 319 SA: 414/4 SA won by 6 wickets There is hope!

Australia may as well declare and save themselves the embarrassment of doing bad against this mediocre England side. If England win this test I will turn up for work in my pants! Australia will win by 124 runs.

Agree with that, Cook did alright with his patient 37 but he's past it.

Too little to late, 76/6 but they could declare, the game is lost for us.

Thing is they can laugh all they want but they are the only side that have ever lost a test after enforcing the follow on and its happened three times, twice against England. I could have captained that team they used to have (Not that I would have wanted to) The difference is they want to win more than we do, that Nathan Lyon catch yesterday proved that. I noticed there were three c&b dismissals in that England innings, wonder what the record is for that type of dismissal in an innings.

Its complete shite and a cuntfest!

Just saw the England scorecard, no one in that line up gives me any confidence. Wilderness for us now, had our 15 minutes of fame. 5-0 here and probably come unstuck in New Zealand, nearly lost there last time when things were good. Needed day 5 heroics from Matt Prior whose stumps were hit but the bails didnt dislodge which would have lost us the series.

Best thing Cook and Malan can do is crickets equivalent of parking the bus but even that's beyond this England team, worst team we have sent to Australia in years.

This is a fucking disaster, 50/3

We wont win at the SCG, we will head into that test 4-0 down and lose that match as well. Woakes wouldn't even get in the Bangladesh team and Root bowling is admitting defeat. I did like it when you had Gower, Atherton, Bumble and co but BT are doing a good job but listening to Ponting and Gilchrist sends me to sleep. We were fucked before we arrived in Australia, it's the tour where everything goes wrong for us.