JackoTC

On 26/10/2022 at 19:05, Dyslexic cnut said:

This much is clear. Fuck off.

You poor little girly bonnet. I’m only reacting to do you the kindness of acknowledging you. 
I’m sure some of the lesser members on here think your are… what… maybe a bit funny now and then ? But still a bit of a dick ? 
It’s ok 😉

21 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

JackoTC I haven't been around these parts since way back and heard you're one of the originals/old guard etc. I was wondering if you could update us newer folk regarding your past on here etc, you know, so we're familiar with the history of the corner and all that. 

I was the best one on here for years. Fucking brilliant. I'm sure everyone will agree.

Frank, 'Spot, Pen, Ratter, 'Baws, Ape, Fender, Jazz, Roops, LondonM, Gyps and many others I've forgotten. Those were the days. Noms were generally good, and the banter was dry.

Then the newbies like Deco and Ed appeared and ruined it. I utterly destroyed Deco quickly, and ever since he's tried the same thing with everyone else, but with less aplomb and a lot of Frank's 'B' grade material recycled. He's a rampant bender for sure.

That aside, I left due to sheer boredom. Things had clearly gone from smart and witty, to crude and childish..............plus I accidentally set an expensive boat on fire and had to hide in Cyprus for 18 months with no internet access on tap.

Fuck me, I've just bored my fucking self with that. What a cunt.

2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Afternoon Jack-off. I forgot how stupid you was, thanks for reminding me. 

No problem. Been a long time. 

That fuckarse Deco has begged me to come out of retirement and spice the corner up, but I don't think I'm up to it.

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

‘The best on here’ and that is all you have? Raise your game or fuck off…we’ve had quite enough of thick, talentless big mouths on here, lately. The site doesn’t need another teenage wannabe shitcunt.

Zzzzzzzzz

On 24/10/2022 at 21:36, Jake The Muss said:

 make what you will of this,

....a wasted 90 seconds............

16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A ridiculous statement.

You could be right Ekkers. He's produced nothing of worth in a long while. I'd be a liar if I said I wasn't disappointed.

11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You’ve got a lot to say for an unproductive cunt. Do something, you’re boring the fucking arse off me now.

Hasn't the Universal Credit heating payment been paid yet ? I assumed your type would already be in Poundland buying your xmas pressies.

Wanker.  

8 hours ago, Decimus said:

Well and truly smoked out. I've got you in my pocket.

Actually, I may have to revise my thinking. Some of the material on here is just dire. Been reading through various noms and its absolute fucking drivel. Some crude nonsense about french birds etc, its playground level. 

I think I can see why I left for so long, you really are one of the best ones on here Deco. You've no idea how grim I find that. Still, there's a compliment in there somewhere.

8 hours ago, Decimus said:

Well and truly smoked out. I've got you in my pocket.

Yes. Of course you have. 

I might take you semi seriously if you stopped stealing Frank's material...........again.

I'm your Moriarty Deco, and I won't be drawn unless I want to be. 

The only things you've got in your pocket are Ed's balls.

On 23/10/2022 at 13:32, Frank said:

I know what you mean. My old man Mitch, who sadly has been suffering with Parkinson's (stage 4) for the past three years, is unbearable. His recent Bobby Darin karaoke video might be the funniest thing I've ever seen. 

That was beneath you. 
Red Rooms, Connaught 7pm Friday ? I’ll save you a chaise. You bring the grapes.

On 06/10/2022 at 18:47, Decimus said:

DC, I have to be frank,

 

That’s your wet dream. 

On 20/10/2022 at 16:00, Decimus said:

We're shortly about to have our fifth Prime Minister in six years, a staggering turnover rate which would make even the most tumultuous of Banana Republics blush (translated and lifted from Bild @Frank you stupid old cunt).

The talk is of restoring confidence in the markets, but that boat has long sailed and fallen off the edge of Bend's imagimary flat earth. It never had much, but this government has lost all credibility, trust and any semblance of competence that it once had. The choices for the successor to Rain Woman are about as inspiring as her own mental speech about cheese and Chinese pork. 

The cure cannot be worse than the disease, and the idea of a Starmer led administration for the next five years is hardly something that the vast majority of people in this country would want under normal circumstances. But these aren't normal circumstances, and I'd rather have that onky block headed, beige fucking dullard steering the ship than ANY of the 357 Tories currently sitting in parliament scratching their fucking arses without any clue on how to pull this country out of the steaming pile of shit that it's currently festering in.

It's time for an early General Election, anything less and anyone with any sense may as well jump in to their nearest river with a breeze block chained around their necks.

An exciting Nom Deco. I almost got 1/3 way through it before lighting my crack pipe.

On 15/08/2022 at 17:20, Decimus said:

Jacko, you crofter, coward cunt. Is it a coincidence that you slithered out of whatever Corby hovel you've been hiding in for the past few years a mere few days after I was banned?

I've reviewed your comeback and there hasn't been a single mention of cheap garden furniture or imaginary Buckfast benders. Either you've finally grown up and realised that your audience isn't composed of teenage boys easily impressed by fictional tales of nicking your grandmother's sherry, or you've adopted the modus operandi of a boring, Calvinist cunt.

Either way, I'm back now and if I get so much as a whiff of your dated Inbetweeners style anecdotes, I'm going to come down on you like a tonne of fucking peat bricks.

Backward Pict cunt.

Banned again Deco ? I haven’t looked at the new Corner rules, but I’m assuming that it was because you are still a tedious little inbred Norfolk turd ? Or was it for recycling Frank’s old material again ?

Either way, I’m not likely to make a comeback in any real sense. There are no challengers for me on here.

I was always the best one. And we both know it.

On 17/06/2022 at 09:39, Wolfie said:

It doesn't appear as though the standard has been raised since your return, Spacko. Seriously, I'm actually very fair. Say something funny or intelligent and I'll award you a like.

Unsurprisingly, I suspect this may take some while.

Zzzzzzzz

8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

"It makes you extremely wobbly" - you don't say, you fat fucking disgrace!

Neither of these corpulent cunts looks like a bloke so they're probably lesbians too, as if I didn't already hate them enough.

Thank fuck. What in the name of Christ is going on with the corner these days ? About a dozen comments in before some cunt mentions that they are lezzers. Fat ugly fuckin dykes, if you will.

Or is that not allowed now ?

Up your game. I’m quite embarrassed for you all.

On 25/06/2021 at 16:23, Guest Cocky Council Cake said:

Now now, don't take out your suppressed suburban nightmare on me. Although I accept it can't be easy strangle wanking over the neighbour's daughter every time she comes home from university, and then putting on a brave face with the missus every Sunday for church.

Have we met ?

22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

And yet here you are.

By the way, "Nazis" should be capitalised, and should not contain an apostrophe.

Ever the pedant ‘Baws. I’m making no excuses. 
Although typing on an iPhone at my age isn’t as easy as it used to be.😉

You’re a lot of nasty little nazi’s. Where the fuck is Rat ? I’d like to hear his pennyworth on this subject. 
No doubt him and Frau Rat were indoctrinating their little brown shirted rat babies down in the sewers while this was all happening.

On 24/05/2022 at 18:55, Decimus said:

Tough fucking shit.

1. Ensure that your supermarket of choice has a petrol station. This part is vital.

2. Pull in to the next available pump and thoroughly saturate yourself in petrol. Leave the Invacar parked up as you won't need it again.

3. Walk into the supermarket and head straight for the beers, wines and spirits aisle, stopping en-route to purchase a box of matches from the fag kiosk.

4. Chuck yourself heard first into the own brand vodka section, making sure that you roll around in the shattered remnants to ensure your clothes soak up every last drop.

5. Set yourself alight.

 

 

I'm glad to see you are doing your bit for the planet Deco. This material is the same old recycled shit that Frank was doing 15 years ago.