JackoTC

You poor little girly bonnet. I’m only reacting to do you the kindness of acknowledging you. I’m sure some of the lesser members on here think your are… what… maybe a bit funny now and then ? But still a bit of a dick ? It’s ok 😉

I was the best one on here for years. Fucking brilliant. I'm sure everyone will agree. Frank, 'Spot, Pen, Ratter, 'Baws, Ape, Fender, Jazz, Roops, LondonM, Gyps and many others I've forgotten. Those were the days. Noms were generally good, and the banter was dry. Then the newbies like Deco and Ed appeared and ruined it. I utterly destroyed Deco quickly, and ever since he's tried the same thing with everyone else, but with less aplomb and a lot of Frank's 'B' grade material recycled. He's a rampant bender for sure. That aside, I left due to sheer boredom. Things had clearly gone from smart and witty, to crude and childish..............plus I accidentally set an expensive boat on fire and had to hide in Cyprus for 18 months with no internet access on tap. Fuck me, I've just bored my fucking self with that. What a cunt.

No problem. Been a long time. That fuckarse Deco has begged me to come out of retirement and spice the corner up, but I don't think I'm up to it.

Zzzzzzzzz

....a wasted 90 seconds............

You could be right Ekkers. He's produced nothing of worth in a long while. I'd be a liar if I said I wasn't disappointed.

Hasn't the Universal Credit heating payment been paid yet ? I assumed your type would already be in Poundland buying your xmas pressies. Wanker.

Actually, I may have to revise my thinking. Some of the material on here is just dire. Been reading through various noms and its absolute fucking drivel. Some crude nonsense about french birds etc, its playground level. I think I can see why I left for so long, you really are one of the best ones on here Deco. You've no idea how grim I find that. Still, there's a compliment in there somewhere.

Yes. Of course you have. I might take you semi seriously if you stopped stealing Frank's material...........again. I'm your Moriarty Deco, and I won't be drawn unless I want to be. The only things you've got in your pocket are Ed's balls.

That was beneath you. Red Rooms, Connaught 7pm Friday ? I’ll save you a chaise. You bring the grapes.

That’s your wet dream.

An exciting Nom Deco. I almost got 1/3 way through it before lighting my crack pipe.

Banned again Deco ? I haven’t looked at the new Corner rules, but I’m assuming that it was because you are still a tedious little inbred Norfolk turd ? Or was it for recycling Frank’s old material again ? Either way, I’m not likely to make a comeback in any real sense. There are no challengers for me on here. I was always the best one. And we both know it.

Zzzzzzzz

Thank fuck. What in the name of Christ is going on with the corner these days ? About a dozen comments in before some cunt mentions that they are lezzers. Fat ugly fuckin dykes, if you will. Or is that not allowed now ? Up your game. I’m quite embarrassed for you all.

Have we met ?

Ever the pedant ‘Baws. I’m making no excuses. Although typing on an iPhone at my age isn’t as easy as it used to be.😉

You’re a lot of nasty little nazi’s. Where the fuck is Rat ? I’d like to hear his pennyworth on this subject. No doubt him and Frau Rat were indoctrinating their little brown shirted rat babies down in the sewers while this was all happening.

I'm glad to see you are doing your bit for the planet Deco. This material is the same old recycled shit that Frank was doing 15 years ago.