colonelkurtz

Now that this cunt has outgrown his foppy west coast dude & older but last chance trendy hip  uncle image or the bloke who was always knobbing the films "mom" character back in the day. He now finds himself well and truly at barrell bottom promoting a sack shit furniture chain on the box. A cunt and a fucking murrican cunt !!   You'd never get Ray-  you caant -  Winston  lowering himself to that kind of shit like adverts for male grooming products or cement mixers on American tv

6 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said:

Is it just me or does she look like Private Pile from Full metal jacket in a wig?

Sadly R Lee Ermey has now passed away and isn't around to give the obese tub of dog shit a dose of reality.

"Queers and Steers ! "  ... "Five Foot Nine ! " 

Another blubbing twat on the news this morning. To gloat or not to gloat ? Ha Ha fucking Ha 

12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fucking Aussie dogs. Ban the cunts and sack the coach who must have been complicit. 

@southerncunt?????

The PM Turnbulls' statement for public consumption  that  "cheating is beyond belief" ... this , from a shitting politician ffs.

Bet the arsewipe entered the store by the exit doors ... you can always tell.

Vanessa Feltz and Donny Osmonds lurve child .... and grade one cunt . Mrs Kurtz will not be at all amused at my dissing Donny.

9 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said:

I see that Caterina Irene Elena Maria Imperiali di Francavilla has died peacefully at home.

nul poins

Dodgy Russian and fuckable daughter get sludged , shite so called celeb gets shitfaced  .... .  What shall we run with boss ? ... Basically anything that diverts attention from NHS in meltdown or defenceless toddlers decapitated in Syrian air strikes. Politicos and media - cunts one and all swimming in a sea of shit.

Our Cilla is a bit slow on the uptake  with her "lorra lorra luv"  tribute.

Nashnull tresh Sirmo is really up himself these days isn't he . Coming over  all drama over a security check at some German airport .How very dare a mere airport jobsworth seem fit to question a knight of the realm , a check made even more traumatic due to the racist motive. Who the fuck does the scrawny cunt think he is ?  .. Elton Frigging John ?

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It's a well known fact that it's impossible to kill yourself using the KPH system. Same with measurements, when was last time you heard of someone being stabbed to death with a 15.27cm kitchen knife? 

Roll on the day when we at last get rid of all this EU infringements of our imperial system , get back to blue passports , banish driver only buses and trains and make Green Flash the only permissible choice of school PE footwear.

Typical lah de dah Peruvians ... underside of a trailer or slashing a curtain sider not good enough for you then , just has to be a 767. You frigging poseurs.

Let's hope her other neighbours on the street take the time to pop round and have a "friendly chat" with the skankblob scrubber. She probably views all this a her chance of fame on some reality shitfest excuse for a TV show and even more depressing some sack of shite producer will be thinking exactly the same.

Chinese authorities have demanded "severe punishment" for a man who allegedly stole the thumb of a terracotta warrior statue on display in the US, Chinese state media report.

This will be the stuff that's due to be exhibited in Liverpool later this year then .. just saying

3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

These things can happen to anyone .. its never their fault.

Getting a good coat of looking at as we used to say at Brize Norton

3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

This right wing cunt is the man who instigated the rises in U.K State Pension entitlement age, whilst Permanent Secretary of the DWP. He retired last month at the age of 61, with a golden handshake of £245k, and £85k per annum. Now you, the working classes, will have to work until you are 67.  I sincerely hope this worthless sack of shit doesn't get to enjoy his retirement. Why the fuck don't you British protest a bit more?

Us Brits have a long tradition of brown nosing when it comes to the rich and famous . God forbid we start acting like johnny foreigner and get all uppity and actually physically protest about this kind of thing . Besides we have an endless supply of shite tv "talent" shows , cheap booze , celebrity mags to keep the customer satisfied  .. what's not to like . Not forgetting the prospect of a future  PM who will make us regard the past 7-8 years as the good times.

I find the 10 minute sit and wait the perfect opportunity to be judgemental and guess the ailments of cunts being served.Maybe clap, systitis, squits,bleeding piles.Be it the smack heads scuttle , the pensioners trudge or the sports/sexual deviant injury limp , the general demeanour is usually a giveaway. 

Not a lipstick lesbo but the bbc's acceptable face of nice W.I. home counties munchers 

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

The black one's the worst.

She's from Yorkshire ... how delightful.

1 hour ago, Albert Ross said:

Was (s)he called Freeway?

Now that's the really strange thing ... that was our second choice but we went with Scab instead

Our dog died on the same day as her ... creepy or what

Couldn't be more pleased for you and glad you like it

48 minutes ago, Neil said:

Corden is to comedy what Mark E Smith was to music,talentless fucking cunts the pair of 'em(sorry Gyps,you're in the minority)

There is a distinction , in that the late Mark E knew it.

That short arsed Irish twat on this cunts DIY shows, the one who thinks he's just the "cutest little paddy y'ever did see , do you not tink so missus"  .. don't know his name and don't care but the cunt needs a fucking good twatting with a length of 4x2.