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  1. An annoying git who seems to be on everything,his teeth,his laugh.. yuk piss off back to America.
  2. Surprisingly Frances Ethel Gumm (AKA Judy Garland) has never been nominated, can any one give a reason why not as she was most defo a CUNT.
  3. Stuck-up cunt from A Place In The Sun who looks at anyone with less than a million pounds budget as though they're a fucking tramp. Straight out of the Kirstie Allsopp school of cunts. Cracking pair of knockers though!
  4. What a fat fucking cunt Chris Chan is. Why is he such a cunt you ask? A variety of reasons come into my head; making video blogs about shit no-one cares about, stalking women and asserting his sexual advances on them, posting naked pictures of himself on the internet, created a copyrighted carton character called Sonichu and producing comics on his horrible creation, pretending to be Autistic, and always creating a bigger drama between him and people who tease him on the internet. However, I don
  5. This dead cunt was president of the NRA and the most wooden actor ever to make a movie. Ben Hur - Ben Cunt more like.
  6. A gurning, goggle-eyed, has-been, horse-faced cunt. The unfunny one from Naked Video (up against some stiff competition too) is not seeing much work come her way these days. She was recently seen making a total cunt of herself on Splash!, the show for
  7. It's the way the self satisfied cunt stabs some sushi with a chopstick and says "Wowcher" to her fucktard mates as if she is so fucking smart for thinking of doing it. The look on her face when she says it just makes me want to slap her as hard as I can.....Cunt! I know it's only an advert but it annoys the fuck out of me.....
  8. One who acts ridiculous for the sake of being ridiculous. A dappy cunt is the most severe type of cunt and is most likely a liberal democrat supporter. They follow anything, as long as it means they don't have to form their own opinion or be useful at all. Basically a twat. But worse. A dappy cunt.
  9. Ah yes, the night British Summer Time begins - when we all lose two hours of precious sleep; One from the clocks going forward, and the other from trying to work out whether the fuckers have changed automatically or not.
  10. They say, "we will match the price of any item from any other shop"..... I'll tell you what you bastards, if I find it cheaper elsewhere, then I wont be fucking buying it from you. Fucking over-priced rip-off Cunts.
  11. This gray haired old fart is on every fucking program on itv,sick of looking at his smug face and seeing his fat ugly wife.
  12. Apologies if this has been done before but it's not coming up in "cunt search". Once upon a time the BBC set up a network of TV broadcasting transmitters across the UK. When new production companies such as ITV and Channels 4 and 5 came along they used the BBC's equipment to transmit there programmes. In summary a license to view TV could be justified. What about now though? Sky does not use any of the BBC's equipment. Much media is available over the internet now too. Netflix, love film , neither of these use the Beebs equipment. All these other companies are self funding. Why then are we still forced to pay a license to a company that holds no broadcast patents. Not just a cunt, but one thats bordering on being a tax.
  13. This fat cunt represents the faceless unelected bureaucrats bought in by governments to this day to do their dirty work for them. The Tories bought this lardarse in to wreck the railways in the early sixties, and he carried on under Labour patronage with vested road haulage union interests being bought in to play. Many lines he destroyed are being rebuilt at great cost to the taxpayer. An amazingly short sighted policy by both Labour and Conservative government, the pie eater was awarded various 'titles' for his hard work. What a CUNT.
  14. This is one of these CUNTS that i cant stand on my TV. She is a Pretentious Condesending Patronising Slag-Bag. And a Minger. i cant stand that Laugh. How the fuck did she even last this long on our TV screens ia tottaly Beyond belief!!bleh if i have to see her again on Telly i will just have to sleep all morning just to avoid the Slapper and get a nightshift Job instaed! LK? No F.U ya Ugly CUNT !bash
  15. Well, the Title should just about cover it but for anyone still scratching about I'll explain. I'm in the shop with a 27 stone smelly, sweaty lesbian who's trying out various dildos in front of me whilst supping one complimentary coffee after another (all part of the excellent shopping experience at Rothers Porn Emporia). Finally after a hour an half she gives up and fucks off without spending a fucking penny! Cunts tighter than me. So I shut the shop up and fuck off over the road to "Bargain Booze" to buy an arm full of shit that will make me happier in the short term but even more fucking miserable in the long term. So I'm stood there in a fucking long queue with with my arms loaded up with crisps, booze, peperami firesticks, Bombay bad boy pot noodles, 2 bottles of wine and a sweet sherry for later in the afternoon. It weighs a fucking ton and the silly fat cunt at the counter has bout a weeks worth of shopping and spent ten minutes checking through a whole fucking armful of lotto scratch cards. The bill is knocking on
  16. Name: Ellen Page Age: 26 Profession: Actress Career Highlights: Juno, Inception Body Type: Athletic Hobbies: DIY, Welding, Bricklaying Favourite Animal: Beaver Favourite Shoes: Anything that
  17. He regularly lifts his shirt before going into his closet and then comes out of the back door before staring in some crap movie
  18. Boring cunt. Looks like a poof.
  19. Lets face it, women are shit at sport. Its dull as fuck to watch unless they are scantily clad. Watching them play football makes me want to smoke crack. And female presenters really aren't interested. It just an attempt to make it all look pc and equal. Bring back Foxy Boxing and Jelly wrestling and I might change my mind. Lezzers
  20. I hate this dozy looking bastard, he fills me with great anger and confusion whenever I see his straggly mug. He should be locked up for his shit performances, even the Johnny cash film and he's obviously a fan of the brownlove. Fucking hanging's too good for him.
  21. This man is a cunt, he cant sing and looks like a twat. CUNT CUNT CUNT.
  22. The star of BBC 3 , the "yoof" channel. Stacey was apparently "discovered" in some 2-bob reality show and has been chosen to promote the liberal values of the BBC bureaucracy. She travels the same ground as Louis Theroux but whereas Louis pretends to be thick and naive Stacey is the real thing! Probably the luckiest dumb cunt since Jamie Oliver. The BBC knows how to pick 'em.
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    The Parky

    Trevor the Parky from when I was a lad has died has died. I have prepared an eulogy.
  24. CCArchive

    Anxiety

    I hate suffering from Anxiety. Trying to get on with everyday life and then something goes wrong which results in an attack making you feel depressed, tired and just wanting to sleep.
  25. What a total fucking Cocksucking, Brown nosing, Turd Smuggling, Dangle Berry Licking, Ball Cupping Spunk Guzzler! Hairy Nutsack Gobbling, Shit Shifter!mad
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