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This fat cunt represents the faceless unelected bureaucrats bought in by governments to this day to do their dirty work for them. The Tories bought this lardarse in to wreck the railways in the early sixties, and he carried on under Labour patronage with vested road haulage union interests being bought in to play. Many lines he destroyed are being rebuilt at great cost to the taxpayer. An amazingly short sighted policy by both Labour and Conservative government, the pie eater was awarded various 'titles' for his hard work. What a CUNT.

This is one of these CUNTS that i cant stand on my TV. She is a Pretentious Condesending Patronising Slag-Bag. And a Minger. i cant stand that Laugh. How the fuck did she even last this long on our TV screens ia tottaly Beyond belief!!bleh if i have to see her again on Telly i will just have to sleep all morning just to avoid the Slapper and get a nightshift Job instaed! LK? No F.U ya Ugly CUNT !bash

Well, the Title should just about cover it but for anyone still scratching about I'll explain. I'm in the shop with a 27 stone smelly, sweaty lesbian who's trying out various dildos in front of me whilst supping one complimentary coffee after another (all part of the excellent shopping experience at Rothers Porn Emporia). Finally after a hour an half she gives up and fucks off without spending a fucking penny! Cunts tighter than me. So I shut the shop up and fuck off over the road to "Bargain Booze" to buy an arm full of shit that will make me happier in the short term but even more fucking miserable in the long term. So I'm stood there in a fucking long queue with with my arms loaded up with crisps, booze, peperami firesticks, Bombay bad boy pot noodles, 2 bottles of wine and a sweet sherry for later in the afternoon. It weighs a fucking ton and the silly fat cunt at the counter has bout a weeks worth of shopping and spent ten minutes checking through a whole fucking armful of lotto scratch cards. The bill is knocking on

Name: Ellen Page Age: 26 Profession: Actress Career Highlights: Juno, Inception Body Type: Athletic Hobbies: DIY, Welding, Bricklaying Favourite Animal: Beaver Favourite Shoes: Anything that

He regularly lifts his shirt before going into his closet and then comes out of the back door before staring in some crap movie

Boring cunt. Looks like a poof.

Lets face it, women are shit at sport. Its dull as fuck to watch unless they are scantily clad. Watching them play football makes me want to smoke crack. And female presenters really aren't interested. It just an attempt to make it all look pc and equal. Bring back Foxy Boxing and Jelly wrestling and I might change my mind. Lezzers

I hate this dozy looking bastard, he fills me with great anger and confusion whenever I see his straggly mug. He should be locked up for his shit performances, even the Johnny cash film and he's obviously a fan of the brownlove. Fucking hanging's too good for him.

This man is a cunt, he cant sing and looks like a twat. CUNT CUNT CUNT.

The star of BBC 3 , the "yoof" channel. Stacey was apparently "discovered" in some 2-bob reality show and has been chosen to promote the liberal values of the BBC bureaucracy. She travels the same ground as Louis Theroux but whereas Louis pretends to be thick and naive Stacey is the real thing! Probably the luckiest dumb cunt since Jamie Oliver. The BBC knows how to pick 'em.

Trevor the Parky from when I was a lad has died has died. I have prepared an eulogy.

I hate suffering from Anxiety. Trying to get on with everyday life and then something goes wrong which results in an attack making you feel depressed, tired and just wanting to sleep.

What a total fucking Cocksucking, Brown nosing, Turd Smuggling, Dangle Berry Licking, Ball Cupping Spunk Guzzler! Hairy Nutsack Gobbling, Shit Shifter!mad

Despite a shitload of plastic surgery and extreme dentistry paid for by the beardy-weirdy sugar daddy husband she first met when she was 12 and he was 38, Celine is still a Titanic horse-faced cunt.

Italy's highest appeal court has ordered a fresh trial in the case of the murder of British student Meredith Kercher, overturning the acquittals of Amanda Knox and Raffaele Sollecito and paving the way for a potential extradition tussle between Italy and the US. First they were found guilty and then acquitted and now this, come on. She "knox" had been in talks to write a book and would have made $4 million out of it she said it was going to be nothing but "the truth".

I want to do a poo at Pauls house, Glade Touch and Fresh my cunt, where do I begin, what a cunt, his mum is a cunt, Paul is a cunt, who ever had the idea in the first place is a cunt, all the people at Glade are cunts for buying the advert in the first place. The only time I would do a shit at Pauls would be if his nan was in the bathroom.

sweary wrinkly Cunt

Honestly, what an annoying cunt. Watch Homeland. Her character Carrie Mathieson seriously needs shot. Its just a shame that that show is quite good but its ruined by this stupid, annoying, deaf, unruly twat. She has no talent apart from from the exasperated exhale of breath when told she is a tit, total CUNT.

the bloke loves himself that much he should disappear up his own arse. furthers his career at others expense and humility,not only a cunt but an arsehole as well!chin

So I ordered this special Lyra Heartstrings Pony Plushie on Ebay. What makes it so special is that it has a hole in it's anus so I could relieve my years of sexual frustration, like it was designed for. So I received it from the post and opened it. I was eager to try it out but unfortunately I have to attend a work program. When I got home I found that my plushie's hole has been sewed up. My mom admitted doing this as she thought it was ripped. Fucking bitch! I hate my mother and I can't wait to move to my own place.

Another star gazing old trout ... National Treasure not!bleh

Writing your thoughts on thinking about thinking, then getting others to think about it. Possibly the biggest load of pseudo-intellectual wank ever.

Retro interfering geeky little bastard who got famous riding the coat-tails of a shit pun (a break from the norm! hur! hur! get it!). And he's also into some kinky shit as the picture tells you. When radish plonks a Marc Bolan into your uterus do you say "Hagiography Zambia?" ooh no you think you want to hit me with such randomness that random andromeda spirals in my mind are flogalogaboggery in yahoo dominance land. Gagging for it with a dominant Elvis cock in the spitfire land of Twister and tangle twister ice creams and tripe handed baguettes with their CDs of the Great Exhibition in Skipton of 1992 when they go and poo on Northside and Northern Uproar albums not realising they were visionary experts of pooing on sisters and sibling-pooing nearly became an Olympic sport but it wasn't because Michael Portillo stole a dice from Finland and wrote a bad song about the Finland dice which nobody liked, though in Paris they sing about Beethoven only between 3 pm and 5 pm on national vanilla slice day, ooh how joyful, yay, let's have a big sing sing song a rama where ned flanders has a table tennis match with stuart miles's conscience. oooh yeah

Out of touch, right honourable cunt.

I know the ol Bear is not topical at the moment but as he's not been nominated I thought this stupid wank stain deserved a crack. Travels about the world making out he's a survival expert eating dirt and shit to survive but when the cameras off, tucks into a four course fucking meal that Rosie O'donnel would struggle to finish. When the ratings are low he pulls stunts like drinking his own piss and inserting stick insects up his back nine to repair a shattered kidney. Fake as Pamela Anderson's tits but half as watchable. Bear Grylls, your a massive massive cunt.