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Need I say more about this cringing little internet "expert" and puff?

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I intend to launch a range of perfumes and toiletries for puffs and lezzers.

CUNT : do any of us here NOT know why? Lockerbie : In Memoriam.

The oh-so 'intelligent' business reporter for BBC Breakfast. Stupid annoying accent combined with that pathetic lisp, and her looks of a child with downs-syndrome makes me want to repeatedly jam a pitch-fork down my throat. Absolute cunt.

Andie. That's a charming and quirky spelling, isn't it? Shame it's wasted on such an ugly, talentless, pretentious, annoying, nasal-American cunt, really. And she's spent the last 27 (that's twenty-seven!) years shilling for L'Oreal, what the fuck is their ad agency thinking? That anyone would buy a product to make them look like this munter? Cunt, you're NOT fucking worth it.

Oh wait this cant be a cunt because there are none!

A few weeks ago, entirely of my own accord, i signed up to an on-line petition calling on Boris Toffboy Johnson to provide proper safe cycle routes in London (fuck everywhere else) by the year 2020 or something like that. Well since then i have been inundated by all sorts of cunts demanding i sign their petition. Now listen you wankers, left to my own devices i might have signed your petition to Save the Whale, Reduce VAT or Free The Borneo Cocksuckers but you've fucking annoyed me now so stick your petitions up your collective do-gooding arses you bunch of cunts.

Sweaty, greasy liar - need more reasons? just use some of the crap MS offer as software.

I keep coming across these unimaginative, love-myself cunts who lumber their offspring with their own name, or being called "junior" for the whole of their lives. What makes themselves think they are so fucking wonderful that they try and deprive someone of their own identity? And who the fuck was Harry Connick or Robert Downey senior?

One minute you're eating your breakfast and the next you're sucked into a sinkhole that opens up right under you. Been reading about a man who died after his bedroom disappeared down one of these recently. It's put the fear of god up me now.

This nomination is totally about me and whay I know to be cunts. My first subject is Tin Openers, twatting useless items that don't do what they're supposed to do . Cunts.

As I travel the length and breadth of this sometimes green and increasingly unpleasant country, I more and more frequently find myself saying, "Look at the clip of that cunt." So this is meant as an occasional thread for cunters to post photos of cunts they've seen in the street and found themselves saying, "Look at the clip of that cunt." If the geographic location of the cunt can be included I can build up statistical analysis of where most cunts come from. Just be careful no cunt catches you taking photos of them. This hairbear, university cunt was photographed today in Alton, Basingstoke. To be honest I hadn't noticed cunt 2 was even there until I looked at the photo. A 2 for 1 bonus cunt. Both probable brown hatters.

The real fascists in this world are the Islamic kind. The ones that shoot girls just because they are going to school. The ones that kill people for watching TV or listening to music and oppress women and homosexuals I could go on but I guess you get my point. Te BNP are right to be concerned about this and is at their forefront of any election campaign they are involved in. You would think that the UAF would be concerned about this too but no the UAF is in league with this type of fascist hence you will never see the UAF protesting outside a mosque when a Taliban supporting speaker denounces freedom and democracy and calls for the murder of Kafirs (non believers) They are far too busy trying to violently attack a group of families on a camp site in the middle of nowhere. The UAF are the real fascists and complete and utter cunts

A friend at work recently visited this place and was charged

This dreary fucking ginger androgynous cunt gets right up the Rev's tits. Plummy mouthed inbred titled bitch shoe-horned her way into Cambridge, reading social and political sciences...and became a member of the CPGB. Fuck me, she was at the back of the queue when they were handing out IQs..and aesthetics. However, re-inventing herself as some kind of art-house icon, her career never really took off the way she hoped. Bit parts in films only sausagers in cravats would mince along to see and posing as a sleepless model in a glass case, for a week..performance art my perfect arse. Fuck off you thick as pigshit promiscuous Heseltine-looking bucket-fanny cunt.

Need I say more? No one cares what upsets you, you sandy cunt.

I find myself waking in the night gasping for breath having dreamed of Jesse and I together at last, running away with bags of illegally obtained cash. His blue eyes twinkling with passion for me, his body hard and ready, shacked up in some motel room with the law and the cartels after us. He is real, not just a character played by Aaron Paul, the Aaron Paul with a gorgeous long legged blonde girlfriend who might just find some ricin in her salad one day. The Aaron Paul who tries so hard not to revert to his true identity, Jesse Pinkman, The Pinkman, Le Pinkman, Pleasureman Pinkman, give up on the Pretence Pinkman and come and get me. Bitch.

Do you remember this cockney cunt? I came across him (not in a tribute photo way) on some obscure telly program whilst channel-hopping. Despite recently doing a four year stretch for supplying cocaine, the BBC brains trust decided to give this balding fuckwit millions of our licence fees to host a fucking chat show. As though that was ever going to work. The cunt loves the sound of his own voice too much to allow anyone else to talk for more than a few seconds. So every week some poor cunt that came to plug a book or film just sat there while Johhny talked about himself all night.

The song says it all. Moonfaced, big chinned cunt!

Stupid stuck up Mac users. Reminds me of vegans. Why are macs better? Limited access, fuck-all games and shit hardware for money. Anyone who takes pride in being a Mac user is a top-notch, pick of the bunch Cunt.

Living off the back of his father's fame, just like his junkie brother. Should be shot in the face for his furry fucking lip in stakeout, the talentless cunt. He was a fucking knob in young guns as well, but everyone in it is a total cunt anyway. Fuck the cunts, I fucking hate them all

He is a cunt for saying that disabled children should be "put down", but he has a right to say it. He is resigning, but in my view he should not resign.

Nothing wrong the phone itself but the Apps are a cuntfest, they advertise them as free but once they are downloaded you more often than not have to upgrade to the Pro version which is chargeable. With the IPhone that never used to happen.