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A complete and utter nutcase.

Someone just told me that The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers were childish shit, and that's perhaps a fair point unless you're off your tits. However, their counter-proposal for what constituted the acme of cartoon humour wasn't Viz, or Dilbert, or even Fred Basset. No, they reckoned it was fucking Peanuts. I have just re-read some of Charles Schultz's ouevre, and confirmed my 30 year old impression that it is fucking garbage, and less funny than finding a tampon string at the bottom of your Bloody Mary. There was a faintly amusing dog engaged in an aerial battle with some Germans, granted, but nothing to contradict my opinion that it is was written by a cunt, for cunts, and is populated entirely by cunts.

This man had sex with 1,000 cars since he was a teenager. He also had sex with a helicopter from 1980s TV show, Airwolf. You dirty weird cunt, go get a woman. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

i am not alone on this one. any cuntmaster i know that sports a 'nose neighbour' is, ALWAYS, without doubt, a cocky,know all condescending , nasally sounding cunt.

The bespectacled irish cunts wife, Ali Hewson is suing one legged whore fanciers daughter Stella because she is using the word Nude, on some perfume. Get a fucking grip you dumb irish bint, you cant copyright every fucking word in the dictionary just because your husband is an Uber Cunt

Fuck this bullshit. Ive hardly ever commented on any of them and probably hardly ever will. Too many comments to bother with, made by sad cunts with nothing better to do. Most of the original nominations were shite anyway and now thanks to the shitloads of comments any original goodness that could be found in them is long gone, drowned in meaningless shite posted by arseholes. Worse, this has started a trend of sad wankers posting deliberately shit/provocative/dumb nominations in a sad desperate bid to get onto the top ten list themselves. Well fuck those twatty cunting wank stains as well. And fuck the living shit out of every cunt who pissed and moaned when admin so rightly got rid of some of the top ten cunts and reshuffled the others. He should do it more often i say. Fuck the top ten list its BOLLOX.

Abercrombie & Fitch are a bunch of fucking cunts for unlawful harrasment of Riam Dean and failure to comply with employment law.

For allowing this murdering ex janjaweed war criminal cunt to live rent free in a large semi-detached house, with

Benefits money shall be handed out towards capable adults who decide to live a lifestyle of a baby.

Cunts corner on the pulse of the latest news. I nominate Cardinal Bergoglio of Argentina as a cunt. Why cause hes an old duffer who probably wont last 5 minutes, and because hes a fucking Argie.

Elixirs shall be made available to everyone in Scotland so every Scot shall achieve immortality, as long as they vote for the Labour party for every general election in the future.

Could I just say .. Welcome back Judge, we true cunsters have missed you .. now where is the Swedish Matinee Idol?

I shall give the right to all 1.3 billion Chinese citizen and 1.2 billion Indian citizens to immigrate to the UK with an amnesty passed towards all of them.

The NHS has now approved IVF treatment for single women over 40 and lesbians. I thought the NHS didn't have 2pence to rub together let alone thousands for this. As long as you tick a box or are classed as a minority!

To reduce the level of carbon dioxide there shall be taxation on breathing.

Sticking with this evenings anal theme I would like to nominate eye openers as a cunt and a half. I know what it's like. You've had an epic session and any memories you may have of your sparkling wit and repartee has disappeared in a fog of piss stained trainers and a mist of semi-digested kebab meet. So you decide to fall back on an old favourite- the moonie. Nothing wrong with that. It's a classic British gag, old school. Not as good as,"Don't mention the war." Or "Don't tell him Pike", let alone' "...at least that's what she tells me when she comes home with her hair matted in spunk." If you are of a mind to drop your kecks, do us all a favour, don't part your arse cheeks. Nobody wants to see the gates to Clay Lane. To any one tempted to produce an eye opener I offer you this cautionary tale. Several years ago 7 of us attended the Munich Oktoberfest. Two of the lads were busy crossing swords and having a piss fight when we were approached by a bloke who turned out to be a Canadian. "You guys English?" "How do you know? "Oh you can tell." He replied, nodding towards the two gentlemen urinating on each other. A couple of hours later a spectacularly pissed cunt clambered on the table behind us and proceeded to give thousands of piss pots and uninterrupted view of his shit chute. Mid sentence and without missing a beat, our new Canadian friend turned around,hockled and launched a mucus addled gob. It hit the cunt right on his knotted balloon. It then splatterd down the back of his leg in a long string of saliva and snot. "Now I'm English too!" Declared the by now heavily pissed Canuck. We were still laughing at the cunt long after the ambulance crew had carted him off with an oxygen mask strapped to his bleeding face. The moral is clear. A moonie can lead to laughter, an eye opener to drunken violence.

Could I please have advice for obtaining the majority of the votes for next election?

This total cunt tortured and murdered his partners 2 year old daughter...thankfully 2 fellow inmates have caused him to cease breathing....I only hope that it fucking hurt him badly and that he knew he was dying...now that is justice :)

They claim to have epic thrilling battles & exciting conquests over there enemys,but the truth is they are 40 year old men playing with soldiers that they have spent hours painting in the bedroom of there mothers house,coz they are sad little virgins who have never even seen a pussy in the flesh apart from the time they walked in the bathroom and there mummy was naked.just walk past one of these shops on a saturday afternoon & you will see for yourself these iritating cunts in there full glory!

The Matrix is a cunt, has to be; this whole sad world is unfortunately all too real. I mean who would go to the trouble to invent the kind of shit that gets posted on here on a daily basis. And who would imagine Cunts fucking Corner itself in the first place, come to that. Finally, and this is the clincher, if Neo was The One why would he choose that plug-ugly cunt Trinity when he could have had Jada Pinkett Smith?

People who play World of Warcraft are generally annoying at the least and total cunts at the worst but people who believe they should be revered because they play the game for 18 hours a day and have all the best gear should be banished to cunt island, never to return. So you have a sword that has a 0.01% chance drop rate, so what, this just means you are pathetic and sad and have no life so to all these people i say THANK FUCK I QUIT THAT STUPID GAME AND AM NOW FREE OF YOU ANNOYING CUNTS !!! !bash

Stupid cunts.

Why iz he not a cunt? Just look at im.

Text book cunt ,who's cuntiness is over looked because hes disabled.Still no excuse.

A PC in the Metropolitan police has "earnt" over