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Allergies are a cunt. Every kid seems to have them these days which is why even water will come with a warning label soon - warning may cause breathing problems if you hold you head in it for longer then a minute. Supermarket chain Booths has been forced to withdraw bags of monkey nuts because they don't carry a warning that they 'may' contain nuts. Any cunt with a peanut allergy that buys monkey nuts and eats them because they don't have a warning label surely deserves to die? I fucking despair.

Police women were ordered to spend a full day in muslim burkhas just to"see what it felt like".The police women from sheffield paraded round Sheffield all day.A spokesman for the South Yorks Police said it was designed to help offcers to interact with the muslim "community".Silly Cunts!

If this bloke isn't the most boring cunt on TV, I don't know who is. He was boring when I was a kid with his worthy Newsround, was almost too boring for Swapshop and still hangs around on Countryfile like some rusty farm relic they can't be arsed to chuck away. Even fingering Pudsey doesn't make him interesting. Ideally, he'll get sacked from the Beeb, go round giving talks to old peoples' homes, and I can buy shares in Dignitas.

This is pointless, unsporting and should be banned.

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Every day at work I have the joy of listening to regional radio and it got me wondering, Who the hell makes it there choice to listen to this shit? On the station that I have to listen to, in the afternoon show they actually wish people a "Happy School Run". A happy school run?. Honestly if the highlight of your day is doing the school run I will happily go out and buy you a sat-nav and pre-program the postcode for Beachy Head in it. But if your in desperation to get there and can't wait then the postcode is BN20 0BS. The other really annoying thing they do is try to get children on as much as possible so they can get a conversation with them saying "silly" and "cute" things, that all these women that are listening whilst doing there school run will find hilarious. "ooowww Listen to this 5 year old, she says sawsages in a siwwy voice". No that's not funny, you only find it funny as you have the same mentality as that child. All kids are stupid, that's because they are kids. They should be seen and not heard.

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Scenario... I'm sat typing up my ever so humorous assassinations and witty reposts, (stop sniggering at the back there!) and IT spy a Random cunt on the right, and IT think of THE most funny aside about the cunt.... press 'submit' on my original original penmanship, and fook.. Random Cunt is another Random Cunt and I can't remember the first Random Cunt I was going to randomly cunt.. cunt! Wibble!

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Alright lads, how is it going then? Now recently I noticed I gained a stone lately and wondered if you guys could give me tips on how to loose some of the weight. !bye

This capering goblin played the Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and gave me nightmares as a nipper. Fuck alone only knows what someone who looked like that might have gotten up to in real life. Given that he was Australian, and a trained ballet dancer though, I think we can reasonably speculate that it might have been illegal north of Alabama.

Why am I not allowed to nominate myself?

A cursory 'Google' on 'unit 731' will suffice. Needless to say, they make Josef Mengele seem like choirboy.

You American are lazy and fat. Do you wanting hamburger? Do you wanting pizza? America are pig disgusting. American is so greedy and are using up whole world resourse. When I seeing fat American tourist eating in restaurant in Japan I feeling ill and not can eat my meal! USA obesity DISGUSTING! Your country is decadent and corrupt. Your president is fucking lying dirty dog. I piss and shit on your country flag. You making me so angry! Nagasaki Hiroshima destroy with atom bomb 1945! Fucking USA kill thousands womens and baby! America is MURDERER! I hating you so much! Fucking USA shit cunt. I HATE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AMERICAN!!!!!!

If you're not a lesbian, whyever would you want to look like one?

USELESS PONCING SCUMBAGS WHO SHOULD BE PUT TO SLEEP LIKE TERMINALLY ILL PETS

Guilty of ruining every childhood prank from the 80's by misguiding kids into thinking every thing was going to "come together" 99.9% of the time it all ended in tears, or with near fatal consequences. So fuck you peppard, you posthumous cunt.

Who or what are the followers? Just by simply following this nom, makes you a follower (if you follow)

Self serving irritating cunt. Gets herself on any TV program she can, everytime she opens her gob she should be given a slap. she is fucking thick and climbed the ladder in broadcasting by giving blow jobs at christmas to the executives in the photocopying room. On Breakfast television a few years ago she was discussing how obesity is affecting the nation. She says that obesity is global and the world needs 'joined up thinking' about it. Therefore, in order to combat obesity, all new buildings should only have lifts built in from the second floor, to force people to walk up the stairs. Well, good for Anne Diamond that she has the ability to walk up stairs. But how the fuck does she think wheelchairs users are supposed to get their wheelchairs up the stairs? What the fuck is Joined Up Thinking???? must be a board room relative of Blue Sky. Absolute annoying voice someone please boot this cunt in the throat

Because they German and the frontman is a fudgepacker! !bash

There is a site on the weirdo wide web called "Awkward Family Photos". This is the very worst. Take a good look at what's going on here and gag at your own leisure.

I think there should be a new law introduced into the House of Commons that any young women found passed out drunk on the street should be placed on their backs with their legs spread. This will provide both a community recreation centre, and ample parking for bicycles. ©plagiarism

big nosed ugly man hating feminist campaigner and supposed stand up comic or comicette or whatever these cock hating dykes liked to be called ,always on the radio bleating on about what cunts men all are,fucking detest this woman......shes ugly as the devil and knows it and cant get a bluuurke thats her beef.............