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  1. nobody has the right not to be offended
  2. Anybody who's not Jack Palance. Nuff said.
  3. For being backward, inhumane and inherently violent.
  4. What a tratorous cunt he turned out to be.he could have gone anywhere but united.I wouldn't have minded and now because of him and city's shit performances that thistle arsed bastard ferguson gonna win another premiership title.I hope you rot in hell van persie.you fuckin clog wearing,Edam eating motherfucking cunt.
  5. These two pair of cunts are not funny, they make me sick. They are an insult to comedy
  6. I hate this saying it sounds so gay.
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    The Krays

    I'm sick to the back the teeth of hearing na
  8. fuckinghell, did they get a trained chimp to dubb this stuff? i remember as a kid, getting the old vhs tapes from the paper shop to watch the latest martial art film. jesus was they shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahhahah. watching these ole classics now is a cunting good laugh!
  9. Tory MP for Enfield North, who won't answer a single letter or email yet will cheerfully add your email/home address to his mailing list on the mistaken assumption that you'd prefer to vote for him than gargle with drain cleaner.
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    Brian May

    I can't be bothered to explain, look at the picture and work it out for yourself, I need judge to explain this one to do it justice, if he can be bothered, I know I can't.
  11. i keep on runnin out of socks what a cunt!
  12. Where do I start? Looking like Rab.C.Nesbitt's uglier brother, his acting career has mainly consisted of a 15 year perma-scowl cum perma-grunt. You could scrub clothes clean over his 'ruggedly handsome' face, the only thing that makes me smile about this neanderthal genetic throwback is that he getting no acting work.
  13. John poked Paul, Steve is having a beer, Dave sends Katie a hug, James likes this... SO. FUCKING. WHAT. YOU SAD, SAD BUNCH OF TWATS.
  14. Sorry Barry, you are usually a better film pundit than most of the immature wanks who get the job, but you have to be cunted for reckoning that Javier Bardem is the best Bond villain for years. Total fucking bollocks, he's the worst since that shortarse Carlyle, and camps it up for laughs. Either money changed hands or you've lost it.
  15. Rich cunts selling crap to people generally much poorer than them. Corporate whores they can fuck off the parasites. Being rich is not enough for them, they have to appear on television shamelessly whoring themselves to help our overlords continue to farm us. I hate you all you greedy cunts. If you are famous and appear in an advertisement, you have become a leech on society and should be removed by burning.
  16. In a short interview with Benjamin Cook and printed in "Doctor Who Magazine" issue #391, Feruary 2008, Swift poured scorn on the show, insulted Cook's journalistic skills, admitted to hurling abuse at people when approached in public, bitched about not getting paid for his time, and was as rude, hostile and generally douchebaggy as could possibly be to his interviewer...all during an interview that Swift was participating in of his own free will.
  17. Joe Jackson is a fine example of what a true cunt is. The sick cunt only cares about the money he makes and was very abusive to his children. Joe was the reason why Michael Jackson had suffered from terrible health problems, both physically and mentally, which led him to die as a disfigured man with a mentality of a ten year old. I hope the cunt get his comeuppance soon.
  18. There are speechcunts around who insist on speaking in a manner that suggests their every cuntish utterance is a question by raising the tone of their voice at the end of every sentence? But most the time they're not asking a question? They're just talking? They talk in short staccato sentences? The effect being ,they appear to be constantly checking that you are bright enough to follow them. Well guess what you raised inflection cunts, You're the cunts who aren't cunting bright enough to understand when to use which nuance of speech. At the end of every sentence these cunts dribble out I've started asking "What is it you're asking." But in a non-questioning tone of voice.
  19. And finally, this years 'most cuntish face' award goes to... seriously, he looks like evil incarnate, and has all the personality of a rusty oil lamp.
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    3 Mobile

    Complete and total cunts. No signal ANYWHERE! Shit customer service from a call centre either in India or the middle of the fucking jungle. Takes a fucking eternity to actually speak to someone and when you do, you get a cunt with the most annoying accent. Some Asian/American Hybrid on Crack. No personal skills whatsoever. All reading from a script with absolutely no plan B. CUNTS. CUNTS. CUNTS.
  21. She refused Jellys marriage proposal and left him a angry young man.
  22. I can't stand this red necked potato picking Mick cunt.he's a fuckin sellout.he's forgotten where he came from.dumped his long time girfriend for that danish whore wozniacki.I hope the cunt never wins another title and that his dick falls off.
  23. Landmines, coy smiles, vicarious and wholly disproportionate collective outpourings of grief, posh nannies, wholly inappropriate public dissections of ones' adulterous fuck-habits. Topped with a tedious gravy of mediocre conspiracy wank. Fuck the fuck off.
  24. Every single movie that this 'toby-jug of mono-expressionism' is in seems to consist of him espousing his obnoxious opinions whilst keenly for his goonish circle of friends to nod and agree. prima cunti
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