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  1. Zionist, aspartame inventing Uber cunt.
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    Ski Club

    The first rule of Ski Club is, you must be a cunt to get into Ski Club.
  3. Fuck off and take your coal, pies, whippets, roll ups and fucked up accents with you.
  4. This bollocks is still pedalled by the old guard in showbiz. You
  5. Prince Charles? More like Ponce Charles. The absolute epitome of everything that is wrong about Britain. This inbred tosser has not had to do a single minute of work in his whole life and he lives a life so cosseted and privileged, it is beyond belief. Everyone is supposed to bow and scrape before him because he happens to be a member of an addled family who serve no earthly purpose other than to be revered by the brain-dead establishment. He is thick but no one is prepared to tell him. He is ugly but has endless lackeys who tell him how dashing he looks. He is a sexual deviant who prefers a fag-stained old slapper to a naive, passably good looking young woman who who agreed to have his moron sprogs. He thinks his musings on architecture and the environment are profound and important when in reality people laugh behind his back when he opens his gob and utters his nonsensical shite. He is arrogant and patronising and irrelevant. He is a CUNT!
  6. Assisted the infamous Graham Taylor in that clueless managerial team and comes out with quotes like: When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1. The last player to score a hat-trick in a cup final was Stan Mortensen. He even had a final named after him - the Matthews Cup.
  7. Have you seen this guys missus, wtf? This gimp shot his mouth of then put us all at risk by hiding at the cost of the taxpayer. Plus he looks to much like Terry Pratchett for my liking. Shifty shifty man.
  8. This is all old hat now lets have some better storylines.
  9. FFS! took my 2 littleuns and the mrs to the cinema this afternoon. 48 fucking quid! no wonder people are ripping off films from the web! not only do the cunts have ya pants down for the film, its like 7 quid for a fucking hot dog, or should i say, a pathetic 4" weiner in a damp soggy bap. (no pun intended). the saucy fuckers. i shall smuggle in my own popcorn next time! the cinema industry is dead? ever thought why that is you fucking robbing cunt faced cunt of cunts.
  10. What a boss-eyed goon walrus, a face only a mother could love. And zero acting talent to boot, why is this placenta cluttering the airwaves?
  11. Jumping on the bandwagon of dad Bryan Forbes(Luvvie actor cunt) and fairy liquid queen Nanette Newman tart,now only seems to appear in shit cosmetic tv ads..fuck off.
  12. All she did was run a race and win, I did that in primary school, yet now she is an expert on everything and a news whore. What a CUNT, just fuck off to running and leave us alone
  13. The original turnip,and fucking shite at managing england.Remember watching the fly on the wall documentary, the whole fucking england management set up were clueless thank fuck he was sacked just after that.Keegan was a class act compared to this cunt.
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    GaGa

    She is fucking GaGa, and whats with the kermit jacket, makes her look a right muppet.
  15. Softo human stain who walks out on his team if the mascot looks at him the wrong way. Thinks he's king dick just cos he's got a bit o' chest hair. All round mard-arse whose long been plagued by kiddy fiddling allegations.
  16. The Thumbnail image of the Gallah Cockatoo does not show it on fire so I can only assume it is not flamin, however as it seems every other person in the world is can the somewhat boring poster explain what a flamin Gallah is?
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    Will Self

    An utter pseudo-intellectual weiner. He loves the sound of his own voice so much that I wouldn't be surprised if he sits at home with two funnels jammed in each end of a hosepipe, speaking into one end, holding the other to his ear, while he rocks back and forth with a manic glint in his eye (picture one of those skinhead romanian orphans who bang their heads against their cots).
  18. We've all seen spotty teenagers poncing up and down with this ugly mush on their T-shirts...n' it takes the effin biscuit. This primordial is referred to as 'revolutionary', he certainly isn't 'evolutionary' is he, feckin looks like an extra from 'the planet of the apes'. But 'revolutionary'? NO NO NO, JUST FECKIN NO. He's a murderous cunt...killed children by shooting them in the head when they took an apple cause they were starving.
  19. until that cunt box is removed.
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    Horsemeat

    I have no problem eating horsemeat if I so choose and have done so in the past. What I find unnacceptable is the fact that horsemeat and pig meat have found their way via very dubious routes into shitty processed foods that lazy arses feed to their kids cos they cannot be bothered to cook proper meals. How can drug infused ex racehorses slaughtered in America find their way onto the shelves here via Mexico, Poland then Ireland and some cunt not know. Cunts, the lot of them.
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    Sportacus

    Smug over muscled YY chormosone paedophile, trurning our kids into health nazis and sport fanatics. Fuck his smug grinning face, nothing wrong with a good dose of laziness you ignorant cunt. Nice job selling your poisonous program and massively commercialising and merchandising your franchise all over the world you greedy thick overdeveloped cunt.
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    Role Play

    An activity for sad cunts who should kill themselves.
  23. Their is nothing funny about this. From wasting your money sending celebs to africa or throwing it on a bonfire (mostly both). Or spending it on PR teams/agencies and/or whitewash. Its being going for years and nobody has awoken from the trance it puts them under
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