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Just look at the picture and with a name like "Rowan", need I say more?!what!mad

The UK is facing a major sperm shortage that may be tempting fertility clinics to accept poorer quality sperm, the British Fertility Society (BFS) warns. This is from the BBC. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact you pay for this shite or how certain clinics will import sperm from abroad... even more foreigners. Just think of all that money thats slipped through your fingers

While you're out side mowing the lawn, painting the wall or trimming the hedge, every now and then some cunt walks past and has this annoying compulsion to say this while laughing, as if they've said something funny! Here's something funnier go and stick your head in a bag of wasps

Im not talking about super successful mainstream bands of course, im talking about hopeless, painfully average talentless twats who remain destined to play in shit pubs at the weekend and who will never become fucking famous. They know this too but they wont stop because their main reason for being in the band is to pull women--and incredibly it works a lot of the time. Even though they look like junkies, have the intellectual capacity of a doorframe and are the biggest shit eating, posturing, poser, show off "look at me" CUNTS in the known universe. But the girls fall for it everytime !cry "oh look how big his guitar is!" Urgh. Fucking CUNTS !bleh

The physical embodiment of a 'Total' cunt. This little malformed shortarse is, in my humble opinion, probably one of the biggest cunts to have ever had the fortune of walking this earth. First off, what the fuck do you think you look like? you're about 4 foot fucking 5 and you're promoting your 'booty'. Now i'm no doctor, but i'm pretty sure that her fat arse is actually a common symptom of dwarfism, where the arse is much larger in proportion due the stress of carrying such a large fucking head on such a small body. Essentially she was born through a mutual masturbatory orgy of all previous solo female artists. A bit of Katy Perry, a bit of Skeletor (madge), a spunkling of Britney and thunder thigh krushem' of Grace 'Brows' Jones. The dress sense is just a fucking horror show in the flesh. The Wigs are both vile and hilarious at the same time, kind of like watching a young thai girl fire sodden ping pong balls out her Woodpeckers nook. You're both disgusted yet intrigued as to the motive behind it. I could comment all day on this aspect of the cunt in question, but just open up any form of news publication and see for yourself. Finally, this little cunts showpiece...the wank combo of both singing and rapping, or crapping in her case as all I hear is a load of shouty shit coming out like a vocal angry arsehole after a night on Tequila shots and kebabs. There's no need to shout love, we can still fucking hear you despite the difference in altitude. Oh and don't even bother trying to fucking sing if you have to be patched through a fucking autotune. I could fucking do that and without 99% of the toss-pot dress sense and reeking ghetto hoe attitude. My final words are simple. Fuck off as far away as you can possibly fuck off Minaj, and don't ever fucking coming back. In the meantime we'll set about destroying every trace of your existence.

Am i in a minority, to believe Jeremy Clarkson is a Cunt?

Apart from the probing going on to assess the condition of the lower bowel for medical reasons. There seems to be a more than a few story's going around about aliens doing the Anal probing thing to humans as they sleep. Seriously, what the fuck does this accomplish ? Is it a sexual thing ? or maybe scientific, or just stupid? I'm not sure why but I'm quite curious, because whenever they show aliens on TV they seem to mention the probing too. I would think it would be a right cunt to wake up only to find out you have been invited to an alien anal probe meet and your the victim. Probing is a cunt and should be banned !!

Prize cunt. This fucker was the son of Marcus Aurelius, and thought himself a top gladiator. He wouldn't kill his opponents in the Colosseum, as they would yield when defeated. He preferred to kill the sparring partners, and large captive lions that were already injured, and proclaim himself mighty and undefeated. Narcissistic, inhuman slime. It may be a couple of millennium late, but his cunting has arrived!

This place is just the worse for procrastination! I have a new greenhouse to assemble and I am just sat on here drinking coffee and eating chocolate croissants. Arghhhhh!!!

I am open minded and tolerant, but having a name like "Grant Shaps" is an omnibus too far .. what next, will we find that Drew's name is Gustav? In Hitler's Germany Grant Shaps would have been boiled alive.

Linkedin networking site does seem to mostly populated by absolute cunts. Every time someone I know invites me to join Linkedin, I identify them as a complete wanker.

So called head of the Royal college of nurses. This morning, in one of the newsrags, he is talking sense, stating that nursing care is not in a good state and for the most is left to unqualified care assistants. He also was unhappy with nurses training. All of this I agree with even if it is 15 years later than when it should have been said. However, fast forward to this afternoon, on radio 4, he completely back tracked, saying he had been misquoted. The RCN is a sick joke. It is not a trade union as it is not part of the trades union congress. It is merely a revenue collection agency which enjoys royal patronage. Nurses are their own worst enemies putting up with this. Instead they keep electing people like Carter who pay lip service to the government of the day.

Why the fuck are those cunts who not only murdered but actually spent time chopping up the body, allowed their sentences to be reduced, on human rights? Surely these cunts lost their 'human rights' they are not human. But David camMoron, is a bigger cunt for letting Europe yet again, use his arsehole as a cunt!!

Chanson D'Amour..... you bunch of saps.

This is said in the scene when Frank and Spotter speak with the gravedigger (Booters} in the grave yard. Frank is angry with Booters and almost incomprehensibly Greek for making fun of the nature of his menial yet important work. Frank looks around at the dead bodies and picks up a skull. The skull belongs to Rothers .... it is surrounded by pennies, Rothers known by Frank as Rotney a court jester and a now late departed friend of Frank's. This quote represents sorrow that his friend is dead and makes reference to 'the circle of life' theme found in the entire story. It also shows that no matter how insane Frank appears to be, he has human feelings over the loss of someone he knew. It expresses his feelings to Spotto, fetchingly dressed up in a green cloak because Spotter is Frank's best friend and the only other person that Frank trusts.

There are speechcunts around who insist on speaking in a manner that suggests their every cuntish utterance is a question by raising the tone of their voice at the end of every sentence? But most the time they're not asking a question? They're just talking? They talk in short staccato sentences? The effect being ,they appear to be constantly checking that you are bright enough to follow them. Well guess what you raised inflection cunts, You're the cunts who aren't cunting bright enough to understand when to use which nuance of speech. At the end of every sentence these cunts dribble out I've started asking "What is it you're asking." But in a non-questioning tone of voice.

Exhibit a. These two women (Yes really) in Kansas, (where else) get together and decide "they want a child", to cement and adorn their love for each other. Instead of opting for the sensible second choice i.e. stereotypical French Bulldog with huge bollocks, they shoot for the stars as it were and look for a sperm donor. Not being able to afford the services of a pukkah wank bank, they find a friend to squeeze out 10 mls or so of the vital fluid for them. They use the turkey baster and lo and behold a child appears. Within a couple of years, Loves young dream has dimmed and one of them has fucked off leaving the other other to rear the child alone. Now , the state is after the biological father to shoulder the financial burden of raising the child, because the sperm donation was not made formally through an official sperm bank and clinic. I'll bet he feels pretty fucking stupid now despite his "back of a fag packet" agreement he had with them. Serves him right for being a smug middle class uber cunt, see exhibit b in gallery, you can just tell can't you ? My sperm is so special, even the lesbians want it, be fucked. Next time you jerk off, make sure it doesn't land in a test tube.

Rachel Riley is a cunt because she is just out of Oxford University and she has landed a job. I have been trying to get a job all this year and I am on the dole. She is therefore a lucky cunt. 69 Pease Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley Countdown Cunt. Good Choice.

Been listening to this annoying ad for ages on the radio, suggesting you do a search for your company on google and see what it throws up. Anything fruity, and they'll suppress it. Well, if I have cuntish service off something I buy and post that online, as far as I'm concerned it's freedom of speech. In my opinion Goebbels would have used this outfit if he was around now. Do we want a Internet run like this? I call a spade a spade, you can't polish a turd. Cunts.

This "salty" looking dude is called Leigh Ledare. He has photographed his mother having sex with young men ..... in the name of art, of course. While most of us would rather put out our eyes before contemplating such an endeavour (see what I did there?) , our Leigh has actively embraced the process entitling the series " Pretend You're Actually Alive" which contain such masterpieces as the delicately titled 'Mom Spread with Lamp' and 'Mom Fucking in Mirror' .... So, what does he say has inspired him to take photos of his mum having sex? Well, Mr Ledare says his work was fuelled by some, arguably oedipal, desires to document the "extremely open and intimate relationship" he has with his mother....... No fucking shit! I think this guy has some boundary issues that scrubbing his eyeballs with bleach might resolve.

Haggis & turnips, tartan and bagpipes, lashings of cheap blended whisky, and a bunch of pretentious fuckwits spouting incomprehensible drivel in an archaic barbarian dialect. Just another day in Scotland, then. Tam O'Shanter was a cunt.

I don't understand the Brits. I never have. Although I'm from Wales and, technically, I suppose, that makes me a Brit I just don't get the national psyche. They'll rage furiously at the thought of a hard-working Polish plumber grafting his arse off because he's

This guy gave his children Nazi-inspired names and has dressed up in full fascist regalia as he appeared in a US court seeking to secure visitation rights to his youngest son. Heath Campbell - father of Adolf Hitler Campbell, , JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, 6, Honzlynn Jeannie Campbell, 5, and 18-month-old Heinrich Hons Campbell. also has a large swastika tattoo on his neck. He was appearing before the court in a bid to win the right to see Heinrich Hons, who was taken into care by social services soon after his birth in November 2011. Heinrich's elder siblings had already been taken into care in 2009. The family hit the headlines in 2008 when a supermarket refused to write Adolf Hitler on a cake ordered for their eldest son. "Let me prove to the world that I am a good father," he said. Asked whether dressing up as a Nazi was likely to help his case, Mr Campbell was confident it would not be held against him: "If they're good judges and they're good people, they'll look within, not what's on the outside." Sir, you may well have rights, but you are still an absurd and rather disturbing cunt on all sorts of levels. So, you lot out there, should you... just because you can?

This wretched piece of humanity, Blake Fielder-Civil, 30, the ex-husband of the late Amy Winehouse, was found choking in bed by partner Sarah Aspin last Friday before being rushed to hospital with multiple organ failure. He is said to be a recovering drug addict (recovering....really?) and had gone out drinking with a friend the previous day. He is believed to have taken an illicit substance (no fucking kidding?). Perhaps it is in bad taste to say this, but after his fucking irresponsible,wreckless behaviour that contributed to the downfall and death of his ex, I find myself thinking that what goes around comes around.

To any guitar players out there,i have a fender stratocaster(usa sunburst) Martin J40Acoustic VoxAC30 Gibson Les Paul Custom.Does this make me a Cunt or a sad Twat? Yes all guitar players are Cunts !bow