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Not really sure but my mate Carl at work says they are all cunts and should be added - French Cunts!!!

A group of atheist students were kicked out of their university's fresher fair because of a "blasphemous pineapple" named Mohammed. The society displayed a pineapple bearing the name Mohammed on their stall, to "encourage discussion about blasphemy, religion, and liberty". "We wanted to celebrate the fact that we live in a country in which free speech is protected, and where it is lawful to call a pineapple by whatever name one chooses," a society spokesperson said. Later, the group was told to leave the fair by a member of Reading University Student Union (RUSU) staff. Complaints had made against the offending pineapple, although RAHS members insist they were not made aware of any. The society refused to remove the fruit due to their "commitment to freedom of expression". A struggle ensued, wherein the pineapple was seized, but shortly returned to the owners, where it was re-christened Jesus. According to the RAHS, a small group of students then gathered around the table and forcefully removed the pineapple's name tag. The society was then "forced to leave the venue", accompanied by security staff. Isn't this fucking brilliant? My faith is restored in students. This is the kind of self indulgent bollocks I expect from pompous , bolshie undergraduates and we should be seeing more of this farcical tosh reported in the media. Oh, and the pineapple? Blasphemy!

I mean some people love the comics, TV series and films, but in any guise Batman is a C.U.N.T. The rich-boy guilt, that stupid breathy voice, that leather gear screaming "from queer to eternity - or from queer to eternity because the Joker made my poo chute bleed like the Ganges in cyclone season".. fictional cunt. And he doesn't even have any superpowers. The trendy fuck-Vienetta of a Santa Claus. When he daaa daaas in the table sometimes he waltzes over a pterodactyl and goes "yeah, you are my best friend." But the cunt gas gets to his lozenges of Gareth Bale masks and utterly Portugueses his sparrow yeaaah yeaaah maaaan

We should applaud this British plumber, for heading down to Dover with his

Do you mean a 'one off' donation rather than a 'one of' donation? I do wish cunts would read over stuff before they publish it. If you're writing a shopping list or some fucking note to yourself to remind you that you're a cunt and only you're going to see it then fair enough, but when other cunts are going to read it, fucking check it.

What a waste of time.....

Astrologer cunt from the daily star. Why does anyone beleive these cunts. Everyday they write a load of shit and some cunt somewhere out of thousands of people says "oh justin got that right" . Cunt

Over the counter remedies are shit. None of them do what they say on the bottle or the packet and they might as well be placebos. Having swigged down half a bottle of Day Nurse with a chaser of soluble Asproprozacamphetamineanticlimax, I still feel like shit with cold & flu symptoms.

This needs to be nipped in the bud (see what I did there?).

These letters are complete cunts whenever they come up in Countdown. They are horrible letters to use. Q is especially a cunt if there is no U with it.

Its a cunt when you get Superglue all over your fingers !what!bash!bash!bash

DIY as you get older to be more precise. I'm still in my 40's and pretty fit but after a day laying laminate floor and fitting new skirting boards I am totally fucked! Knees and back aching and half asleep already. Next time I'll pay some cunt to do it for me.

My favourite Caviar is Beluga. A dark grey colour it's flavour is like a spectrum of the oceans finest flavours. My private income enables me to indulge myself and it's best served with Melba toast and a nicely chilled Dom Perignon. Those who haven't tried caviar are philistines.Those who have tried it and don't like it have deformed palates or are retarded cunts. Or both.

When I was 'oop' north I'd see them getting off the train in York all fur coat and no knickers with their Selfridges bags, back from their cheap day return to Kings Cross. I could buy York if I sold my flat in London, so by contradiction their not posh at all but just cunts who think they are.

Obviously cunts for many reasons

I was getting off at London St Pancras with my bag of chloroform, lubricant and bondage and then I got stopped by the police and escorted to the police station. Apparently I was arrested for apparently stalking Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke. This is fucking bullshit as I know my boundaries. I did what any fan of Emilia Clarke did, which was sending her love letters, touring all the locations she attended, and sent her a package of Bad Dragon dildos. Fortunately the police let me go with a caution. Anyway I got my sights for Jenna-Louise Coleman now.

PRSC is what happens when a load of trustafarians, crusties, squatters, travellers, dole merchants, lefties and students move in to a inner city area of Bristol and start ramming their minority views down local residents throats. A new Tesco about to open and threaten the crap local shops? Don't worry, we'll firebomb it and the flat above! Been arrested for rioting? Don't worry, Banksy will take a break from Hollywood and produce a molotov cocktail print to help out. Utter utter cunts of the first order. Discuss...

For reasons that are no concern of any nose ointment wanker on here i have been traveling a lot on buses recently, something i haven't done for a very long time.I can't help noticing the number of people who say "thank you driver" when they are getting off. We're not talking about a huge number of people here but the fact that it happens at all gave me some encouragement. How nice , i thought, that these people take the trouble of thanking someone for doing a good job. It renewed my jaded faith in humanity. Then, i began to think, hold on a minute, the driver can't hear you anyway and does he give a fuck? No , you're just doing it to impress the other passengers, to make them think you are a polite caring person you fucking poseur! My question is--am i a gifted perceptive social critic or am i just a cynical fucking cunt who thinks everybody else is an even bigger cunt than me? I wonder............

This is a Christian country and church attendancies are very poor. A reinstatement of the true catholic faith should be put forward by the queen. With more going o church on a regular basis so jetty will improve. There will be less abortions and sex will take place within the confines of marriage. Moslem fundamentalists would be deported.

I was at my local forbidden planet shop looking for MLP:FiM and Adventure Time comics as well as Minecraft merchandise. Then I overheard a group of lads in their teens talking about what they did last weekend. I overheard one of them talking about having sex with a girl at some house party. That pissed me off so much that I walked up to them and called bullshit on that lad as he looks around 15. However his mates back him up, saying he did popped his cherry with that lass. I asked them if any of these lads lost their virginity as well, as they look now older than 17. One lad claimed he lost his virginity in the school toilets whilst another said he received oral from some buxom lass behind the pub. Then this black lad came up and boast about having a threesome with two blonde girls at a pool party. I have gotten so mad that I ran out the shop crying, went back home and locked in my room sobbing on my dakimakura pillow. I never felt so embarrassed in my entire life.

Recently I decided to organise my local brony meet. However due to these stupid rumours that I touch up girls and somehow boys only a few lads came. It was a good day so far and at the end of the day me and the lads bought some beer from the local corner shop and headed back to my place. I had gotten so drunk that I passed out. The next morning I woke up and found everything in my room has been stolen, including my plushies, computer games, and hentai magazines. These lads are on my shit list!

Whilst taking the post of English Tutor at my local comprehensive today, I was asked by students Saheed, Guang and the skinny runt Polish kid, who

Just watched one of these scumsucking shits on sky news arguing that the British courts should be able to enforce their "super" injunctions anywhere in the world to protect the "human rights" of wealthy businessmen, footballers, soap "stars" etc....what arrogant greedy superfluous cunts. Shakespeare had it right..."first, we`ll kill all the lawyers"

Occasionally in the Uk you see some arsehole in a white dinner jacket.A catastrophic social faux-pas such a this is usually committed by the nouveau-riches or some cunt from Yorkshire.They are shunned like Aids ridden lepers. White dinner jackets are perfectly acceptable in the tropics or on a cruise,never in the UK. I wear mine for an assortment of social functions when I'm in Barbados or other parts of the West Indies.

who the fuck do these 3 old cunts who present rip off britain think they fukin are, rip off britain more like want to rip off your wrinkly greedy old heads. hunniford, rippon and sommerville have complained that they only get a grand per episode of this shit programme when lineker and hanson get 40 grand per match of the day, they think they deserve the same amount of money and its discrimination against women presenters, these 3 old fuckin hags should do us all a favour and fuck off and die, ugly old has been cunts get off our tv now!!!!!!