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The country is being run now by a public school elite and so it should after the socialist nightmare of new labour. Public schoolboys influence and control all the major institutions of this country. We run the Navy,the Army and the Royal Air Force.All top Civil Service jobs go to public school Oxbridge pupils.Similarly Parliament,the Judiciary and farming.The police in this country are non officer class and kept largely unarmed so that if they get Bolshie the Army can step in and shoot the cunts. We win Olympic good medals by the dozen and populate the bulk of the Home union rugby sides. Our biggest earner The City bring in Billions for the country thanks to public schoolboys . Some grammar school types and others rise and aspire to the same principles and ethos and are accepted.Rightly so. Many of the public schools have gone co-ed and public schoolgirl are rising to the top of their fields. All schools in the country should be modelled on the great public schools of this country. Those who don't should be closed like the Sharia madrasahs in Birmingham .

I've met several members of the royal family on a social basis. Prince Andew several times with golf and Princess Anne through the rugby world. Both are rather tedious except when they are at the turf where they relax much more. I've met the Duke of Edinburgh several times.

Excuse my language everyone, why the fuck hasn't this spam headed blistered cunt loaf been nominated, this double chinned cuntbrain is about as funny as syphilis, surely he needs his spam cut down to size with the claw hammer boogie, fucking ridiculous looking rancid stack of shit, Analyze That you fucking cuntbreed.

For fuck's sake, when I was a kid I was taught not to do this, and for once I took notice, and I don't do it. I hate it; it makes the exponent sound like a wet soggy partially-blocked cunt. And it makes me feel slightly sick. As an example, my dad, (the one who used to tell me not to do this thing), repeatedly waits until he has something to say, rams in two big forkloads, then starts a long rambling monologue, pausing only to put in more food. He's not senile, but he is utterly impervious to various fellow diners straight out asking him not to do this. Plus he can't be heard anyway... "tho, I wasth shgoingh thdown duh rhoad thwhen I thaw oldh wathhhname...(etc etc)". I hate it when anyone does this. It's especially nauseating when there's so much food in there they start gargling a bit. It's just rude and ugly and totally avoidable with a bit of thought. My dad's not a cunt but anyone talking through a gobful of lasagne is acting like one. Very nasty.

I need Frank to caress and rub it.

If you haven't got a decent blazer you are a cunt. Simples.Go and buy one and smarten up if you haven't . A essential piece of clothing for appropriate sporting clubs such as golf sailing or cricket.About town at the weekend or simply taking the smart casual look to the a more refined level.Double breasted, single breasted, gold buttons, black buttons all fine.Best colours for a blazer... navy is a classic or maybe a green one if you Irish.I once saw a Negro in London in red one and he looked very smart.

Glass Doors are a cunt if you don't see them and walk into them.

Four years to wait. What a cunt !

You see the blonde chick on the right? Do you guys want to fuck her? Well you could forget it because she is my stepmom and is married to my Dad who served in the American military. Only me and my dad get to have a piece of that ass you cunts!

Hello, yes you are officially a contradictory lying cunt cunt Boris Johnson said that neither "Islam nor UK policy is to blame" for the beheading of a UK soldier wearing a Help for Heroes' t-shirt on the streets of Woolwish yesterday. Boris Johnson has said that the blame for the brutal murder of a soldier in Woolwich lies with the

This is an American tradition that really has no place in the UK. I have no problem with parents supervising small groups of children dressed up in Halloween costumes on re-arranged rounds but I do object to teenage cunts wearing plastic masks bought from the Pound Shop knocking on our door. Next week we

News that Rolf Harris's artworks are now all valued at 90% of their original price before he was outed as a nonce, perhaps asks the question why do folks purchase art. For the quality of the art itself or for the artist? Bearing in mind that Emin's bed, sold for

Many nominated cunts are more accurately cocks. DeSelbys Law states that The cunt is sentient and deliberate, the cock self regarding. For instance, a cunt would fit bull bars so he came off best in a collision. The cock would fit same in the mistaken belief they make him look impressive. The prick is a small unimpressive cock, and so forth. In Top Gear for instance, Clarkson is a cunt, audience are cocks, and Hammond a prick. What of May? May is a tit, and a full unifying theory of the sexual organs is currently work in progress. One day, maybe even arseholes and shits may be incorporated into a single theory.

Fuckin ell. Can you recall this fucking Cunt-Crow? Always dressed like the pussy-equivalent of Roy Orbison, it plagued us like Dobbin Horse. I don

This really gets on my tits, forgive the pun. I'm a rather old-fashioned gent, and don't believe in breast augmentation surgery as a rule. Sometimes, like after a radical full mastectomy, or for a fully grown woman with the chest of a ten year old boy, OK, I understand it would do wonders for her appearance, sex appeal and self confidence. However, vanity surgery, just to one-up (or two-up) her girlie mates, is utter wank. Gravity happens, tits are eventually going to sag. Stretch marks, scarring from teething, (the baby teeth marks disappear (but the guys...), they're not going to stay 18 forever ladies. Having bags of toxic liquid goo implanted isn't the answer, because most cosmetic cunt surgeons can't do it correctly. Just don't do it. If you get that self conscious, join a convent or perhaps start a birds motorcycle club. Speaking for the lads, nothing is as off putting as seeing an otherwise good looking lass with a pair of phony half-spheres where a pair of nice natural tits ought to be.

You can't turn on the TV without some wildlife programme coming on and then being presented with some saggy tits from the bushwomen of the fucking Kalahari. It's the same the world over.North Africa TV programme.......bad tits. David Attenborough in the Congo...... more bushwomen tits. Australia .... big saggy Aborigine tits. USA ....Navajo saggy tits. Put a bra on for fucks sake.

What a Cunt. I was unfortunately reminded of this Bang-Bang Cuntbreath, whilst taking a shit... By all accounts he proclaims to be an: Author, Songwriter, Musician and an Artist! Really? He missed out CUNT, which sums him up in nutshell.

I was watching Come Dine With Me recently and I saw this girl that buys stupid clothes for her dogs. What is the fucking point?! Dogs are not kids for fuck sake! Why the hell do some people do this?!

Bunch of gap toothed fuckers with the eyes too close together. Filth.

Because they very rarely let you go before them when you only have a couple of items and they have a trolley full of shopping. I let people go before me if they don't have much shopping me being the courteous individual I am.

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Subject to Lottery funding it is time for the athletic among you to step forward for the Cunts Common Games 2014. This prestigious event will be held (weather permitting Mount Snowdon in Waleshire. Much of the CCG village has already been built and some members have been kind enough already to Jihad for good causes... Our 4-cuntman prototype Bobsleigh is currently undergoing fine-tuning, however we need able-bodied members for our 1000 meters Uphill Shalom Steeplechase, and if any of you ladies can curl, then please get yourself curling. Thank you.

I don't see what the problem is, they are sincere and believe in what they are doing. What they are not is, they are not British, they do not believe in Britain,they do not love Britain. Let them go but take their British citizenship off them and let them die in the sand blown shitholes that they do love, and if they don't die DON'T let them back into the UK.

Saps of the corner, I invite you to join me in flidding the flids. Once labelled a flid... always a flid.

I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again...