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  1. You have to be a very special kind of cuntbreed to wear one of these, anyone who wears one, should have the claw hammer boogie played on their thick skulls, they look completely fucking stupid, i saw a bunch of youngsters all wearing these today, i suppose they could have been drug dealing chav cunts, regardless i felt the anger surge inside me and i had to look away and count to ten, orders from my psychiatrist in situations of CBBL (cuntbreed bashing lust),

  2. The work shy cunts next door have given up maintaining their hedge at a reasonable height. Apart from blocking out the early morning sun from an already shaded back garden, I'm getting concerned about the house's foundations. I'm considering my next move.

  3. This is one discouraging cunt. You're walking down a beach, and there are fit birds all around. You see one in particular, with a body that artists would carve out of stone, and she turns to you, and her tits and abdomen are covered in fucking moles. She might as well not shave her legs, pubes and pits, with these hideous fucking things. She could wear a different swim cossie, or go to a dermatologist and have them fucked off with a laser. Nooo, they have to show them off and absolutely ruin my enjoyment on the sand. Ffs, get to a dermatologist, it's what they're paid for.

  4. These cunts wind me up. The other day, in work, I was ranting on about West Ham, the Olympic Stadium, what a bunch of cunts they are etc. A couple of hours later this bloke came up to me and said, "did you know that Wet Sham is an anagram of West Ham?" Er........yes I did actually and now I know you are a fucking arsehole. Mind you his usual topic of conversation is "Top Gear", which he thinks is the dogs bollocks so that's a bit of a massive clue to be fair. Wanker.

  5. It's not often I'm shocked but I am now. Look at this epic scottish cunt celebrating England's defeat with the fucking Uruaguay supporters in Brazil at the World Cup. A gibbet should be made immediately and installed at Heathrow or wherever to hang this disgraceful cunt as soon as he steps off his returning aircraft. Scotland as usual didn't qualify for the World Cup and bitter arseholes such McCuntville turn up and support any opposition. Utter,complete twat.

  6. What a load of complete and utter bollocks. I see one of these taid up chi-chi fuckers, looking like he was swatting a wasp in slow motion upon the banks of The River Trent. Fuck knows what else he was meant to be doing or trying to achieve. One can only imagine that if this is how the cunt behaves in broad daylight, what the fuck is the cunt up to at home behind closed doors?

  7. what fucking state must your pelvic floor be in to need a pair of these. Presumably blokes have a floor to their pelvis area?? I can appreciate that women may require some form of piss containment due to the effects of enduring childbirth but what fucking excuse has a bloke got foir pissing himself apart from being on the lash all night.

  8. Man, i totally love 'doggystyle' so imagine my utter disgust to discover the dawg is nothing more than a sucker of satans cock! Trying to flog fukn insurance of some kind...it's a fukn disgrace! He should be ripped limb from fuking limb by some cheetahs, exterminate with extreme prejudice!!

  9. These American Cunts may have the most sophisticated software out there, in terms of one click shopping. But at what cost?? They are arse fucking everyone they come into contact with. First they take our Jobs by wiping out thousands of business globally, they monitor sales so if you have a winning product the source it them selves under cut you and put you out of business, then they take our money by charging you for the privilege of them fucking you, just watch your women they will be gone next. CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS

  10. The vast majority are just knuckle dragging bigoted uber cunts, and like a dog you pretend to throw a ball for, everytime they fall for there own delusional believe that they are a great footballing country. Look at the facts you cunts, your shit and YOU KNOW YOU ARE!

  11. I saw this fucking cunt walking down the street yesterday, high vis vest, elbow, knee pads, everything but the fucking hard hat, the only thing the thick cunt needs, which he never wears because he's a cunt. Looking at all around him, with a swagger that suggested he was the top bollocks. He wasn't the top bollocks, he looked like a right royal, uninformed, de-evolved, thick cunt, who was probably sacked months ago for heinous cuntishness, still walking around in his PPI in a delusional state thinking people respect him. We don't, we think he's a cunt.

  12. Another fucking dumb minister that can't avoid kicking themselves up the arse. She might have a point about the staycation though. We have so many different fucking migrants in this country that going to some parts is like travelling abroad. As for the passport office. Well, what did you expect putting the fucking thing in Liverpool. It would have made more sense to put the benefits office there as the workers would want to make sure the rest of their families got paid on time. To recap, Helen Grant is a cunt.

  13. I don't want your sympathy and I am not seeking your pity but let it be known that I have gone down with flu, not that flu is a person, animal nor beast, and I am no mood to go down on anything right now, but this poxy nasal virus totally pisses me off. Colds & Flu are cunts.

  14. So, the basic premise of this 30 second ad is that all these flighty Top Shop clad, green welly-wearing fucking KitKat-shuffling andro-dykes run some kind of collectivised fruit farm in the middle of some archaic Will Hay-a-like pre-War valley, hand-picking all the brightly-coloured shit for the boxes of tainted grain that chaffers throw out as fucking waste as standard practice. Muesli, as we all know, is a standard euphemism for fibre-obsessed botting, so unless these bints are silent-ducking in a brachioproctic insertion kind of way with each other behind the tractor, I'll stick to my fucking Weetabix, although the brunette in the short red dress looks like she could do with a good ploughing. Tony Martin's a cunt.

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