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Fuckin ell. Can you recall this fucking Cunt-Crow? Always dressed like the pussy-equivalent of Roy Orbison, it plagued us like Dobbin Horse. I don

I thought about nominating these tossers the other day as i belting out Link Wray's Jack the Ripper on my guitar, and i have to say, what a bunch of pathetic sad losers these fake talentless six string pilgrims are, i can't believe they have a championship for this worthless wank, the fucking crowds that gather, not sure who are the biggest cunts, the fake cunts or the audience, i just don't get this complete bollocks, there are enough guitar players on this site who should be wanting to throttle the life out of these cuntbreeds, as a guitar player i find this an insult, if you can't be bothered to learn to play a real one then fuck off and do something else, you useless stacks of rancid slash.

It's the mid-60's. The counter-culture movement is in full swing, Woodstock, anti-war riots, the underground press, the coolest music ever written.....and this load of maudlin, singing shortbread tin shite, invoking the spirit of a battle that happened in 1314. Fuck knows, 'God Save The Queen' puts me on no moral high ground here, but this is absolute barrel-bottom-scraping embarrassment - with a special place in hell reserved for that final bum note.

You see the blonde chick on the right? Do you guys want to fuck her? Well you could forget it because she is my stepmom and is married to my Dad who served in the American military. Only me and my dad get to have a piece of that ass you cunts!

Look at Minky's Nom below - now on a crazy weekend Nomfest, that pile of bollocks will walk away with about 5 comments. However, its been busy tonight, lots of cunts on with nothing better to do, and he's raking them in. Whilst some real quality on here is being ignored. And none of them using cheap gimmicks to get attention either.

Working your notice is a right cunt. I gave one years notice in March, although I am only obliged to give four months, and now I have reached the four month stage it is difficult to deal with colleagues and clients seriously now. A bit like the period after your o levels before you were released for the holidays!

Having now decided

We should applaud this British plumber, for heading down to Dover with his

Defined as

Bernie Fineman and his Canadian business partner Mario Pacione - they have 4 top class mechanics/car restorers working 12 hours a day for 3 weeks & count their labour costs as

What a Cunt. I was unfortunately reminded of this Bang-Bang Cuntbreath, whilst taking a shit... By all accounts he proclaims to be an: Author, Songwriter, Musician and an Artist! Really? He missed out CUNT, which sums him up in nutshell.

Mmmmm...I just really fancy him, and really into blokes like him normally, I am not. Me melt inside, he makes, especially when he smiles, although well aware he has a slightly pudgy look about him most of the time, am I. Hmmmmmm.

Subject to Lottery funding it is time for the athletic among you to step forward for the Cunts Common Games 2014. This prestigious event will be held (weather permitting Mount Snowdon in Waleshire. Much of the CCG village has already been built and some members have been kind enough already to Jihad for good causes... Our 4-cuntman prototype Bobsleigh is currently undergoing fine-tuning, however we need able-bodied members for our 1000 meters Uphill Shalom Steeplechase, and if any of you ladies can curl, then please get yourself curling. Thank you.

What a fucking cuntfest.

Show some imagination and think of a name thats different to your own when naming your little fucking boring results of your indiscretions. "To avoid any confusion my dad is George Bush Senior - the older one! Oh, really I never would have guessed". Fucking cunts the lot of them - most of the time American thank fuck - but i fear it's only a matter of time before we start getting 'Juniors' on Jeremy Kyle.

One of the worst things about the hot weather, it brings out every fucking fat bastard cuntwrap, fucking fat gut scraping the pavement, double chins quivering when they talk, check that out next time you speak to a fat cuntbreed in the heat, fucking sweat pissing off them, a fucking water ban, who you kidding, just ring these giant cuntcakes out to dry, and could take care of the droughts around the world, fuck me i have found a solution to that problem, anyway back to these pricks, and guaranteed most of these fat fuckers have no shame in showing they're rolls of fat to the rest of us by walking around topless, men and women, you can't tell the difference, while snacking on some fat fucking fast food, i proclaim a fat ban be in place so these walking mountains of shit stay indoors.

WTF Bronski. Have you been to busy enjoying the fruits of your mums flesh and missed Comic-Con? Anyhow I see that Marvel have progressed the character Ant-Man but beleive that most people will be thoroughly fucked off when they learn that he can be wiped out with a large shoe or a sprinkling of some Nippon. What a cunt.

I caught a few minutes of the colonic polyp-scrapings that was "Happy Days" recently on some fucking channel, or other and was quite taken aback at how much of a fucking half-pint wanker this greasy little Jimmy Durante-nosed, Lord of Flatbush, dull-witted bastard was/is, although Mrs Cunningham would've taken a proper fucking spanking off the Rev. In fact, the best thing I've read about the diminutive, bullet-headed and shoulderless cunt is that his father used to beat the cunt fucking senseless because of his dyslexia. Good. Somewhere is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen for you to breathe, Winkler. I think you owe it an apology. Now, fuck off. Cunt.

Nessie, tartan, bagpipes, traditional music, haggis, Rod Steward and many other poor stereotypes. Also why they added the gay kiss is beyond me

They don't have bite, they cut the skin rather than pierce it and you get a great deal of pain and the most horrible hot itchy swelling. In the nom pic the unfortunate bitee appears to have grown another tit.

If an old cunt like me 'gets' I dunno, Biffy Clyro or Kasabian say, then Biffy Clyro and Kasabian are doing something wrong. This is the natural order. But equally well, let an old punk remember 3 minutes of 'Gabba Gabba Hey' destroying Pink Floyd, Yes and Jethro Tull forever, without thinking 'Stop trying to appropriate a vibe you will never understand or be part of'.

A little out of date yes but these cunts deserve a mention for shooting down a passenger plane with a surface to air missile and then trying to cover it up. Cunts.

Are they conveniently bisexual?, are they kidding themselves?, are they just curious? or are they greedy?.

We need some thunderstorms to clear the air as i'm sick of using the shower every 5mins!