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I was at my local forbidden planet shop looking for MLP:FiM and Adventure Time comics as well as Minecraft merchandise. Then I overheard a group of lads in their teens talking about what they did last weekend. I overheard one of them talking about having sex with a girl at some house party. That pissed me off so much that I walked up to them and called bullshit on that lad as he looks around 15. However his mates back him up, saying he did popped his cherry with that lass. I asked them if any of these lads lost their virginity as well, as they look now older than 17. One lad claimed he lost his virginity in the school toilets whilst another said he received oral from some buxom lass behind the pub. Then this black lad came up and boast about having a threesome with two blonde girls at a pool party. I have gotten so mad that I ran out the shop crying, went back home and locked in my room sobbing on my dakimakura pillow. I never felt so embarrassed in my entire life.

Glass Doors are a cunt if you don't see them and walk into them.

not flight mh17 because the original thread has been deleted.

Motherfuckers!!!

This lot already look like fucking clowns with their Burberry baseball caps, hoodies and tracksuits ( often trackies tucked into socks). Can anyone give me some idea why they use little tiny bikes for zooming about to the Dole office and the local dealer ?

Just came out of one of these cunts, after a group interview with five of us cunts ( me, two older women, a young blonde and some fat shaven-headed shit-sack) around a table deliberating over a hypothetical scenario in front of the bints conducting the day's procedures. Let me tell you, drinking half a litre of Ribena and necking two sausage rolls before your one-to-one doesn't improve your alertness. I let out a long slow one akin to the sound of Ivor the Fucking Engine on Angel Dust when consenting to the new CRB..fucking

Poor old Evan Davis has been the butt of many mens anger over the years and on the receiving end of their pent up frustration too. So its good to see him land the role as Newsnight anchor, which means he will now get to give as good as he got

For reasons that are no concern of any nose ointment wanker on here i have been traveling a lot on buses recently, something i haven't done for a very long time.I can't help noticing the number of people who say "thank you driver" when they are getting off. We're not talking about a huge number of people here but the fact that it happens at all gave me some encouragement. How nice , i thought, that these people take the trouble of thanking someone for doing a good job. It renewed my jaded faith in humanity. Then, i began to think, hold on a minute, the driver can't hear you anyway and does he give a fuck? No , you're just doing it to impress the other passengers, to make them think you are a polite caring person you fucking poseur! My question is--am i a gifted perceptive social critic or am i just a cynical fucking cunt who thinks everybody else is an even bigger cunt than me? I wonder............

Am fucked off with trying to purchase a decent block of cheese that aint been hidden in one of those poxy opaque plastic wrappers. You get the cunting stuff home, open it up, only to find all sides of it covered with wrinkly inedible smegmaticous rind. By the time you

The real cunt's way to play this perennial childhood favourite was to set fire to a bag of dogshit and leave it ablaze on the cunt's doorstep. Said cunt would then attempt to stamp the fire out, with predictable consequences. ...dog shit everywhere and a trouser leg on fire. Personally, I was never hardcore enough to go the whole hog. I have never harboured ambitions to gather dog shit.

There's only one way to rid our streets of the poxy menace that are Ice Cream Vans... If you can't beat 'em, then fuck 'em. I say that we man the van & hit the road.

Not much danger of this fucking porker adopting the heroin chic look!

Worse even than iced cream sellers, these bastards no longer confine their annoying activities to an hour on a Sunday. No, all week, day, night, rain or shine it seems I have to be subjected to this repetitive din. Thinking of parking the pistolmobile outside the church during Sunday service and blasting out some metallica.

For being born, and for serving no purpose to society other than making others' lives an utter misery. Parasites.

I was out in the garden today mowing, raking, weeding and generally getting sunburnt. As if that wasn't bad enough my peace was shattered for over an hour by a mournful fucking iced cream van playing "I'm Popeye the sailor man, I drive a fucking iced cream van, I'm driving you bonkers, I'm scratching my conkers I'm Eyetie the shite eye man" over and over and fucking over again. CUNT. Why isn't there a law against this?

So, these emails used to be full of really appropriate stuff to acknowledge your approval/disapproval and give you an opportunity to sign a petition that would be presented to the government, but recently it's been hijacked with every Tom Dick and Cunty stating their grievance and wanting you to 'sign the petition'. The most recent I have had is someone complaining that the severe autism services needed for her son are not near enough to their home in Cornwall and she wants services set up near them so that he can come home. Why the fuck don't they move nearer the services??? It's not rocket surgery ffs. I replied to the email with these very sentiments but of course it's a 'no reply' address. I'm fuming.

This kind of behaviour is a total, total cunt. I separated from my wife because of her being ludicrously suspicious, controlling, domineering, invasive... when I had nothing to hide. "Who are you phoning?" "Where are you going... you don't need to go out now." Even as bad as "You don't need a mobile phone, I can make calls for for you." She even picked through receipts in my pocket. I'm an adult and it turns out I can make my own choices, so after a few years (honestly, my own fault for sticking around) of misery I finally lost patience, got a job elsewhere and walked out. Been free and happy ever since and do what I want. Not been with anyone else and don't want to either. Weirdly, we are good friends now, which is probably what we should have stayed in the first place. Now I'm not getting nagged and ordered about all the time, everything's fine! Domineering partners are being completely cunty. If you want a life, either make 'em stop it or leave 'em.

Things they might have done if they hadn

A while ago I was a member of my local Disney fan club and there was a competition where we have to enter fan arts of our favourite Disney classics. The best one will win a holiday to Disney World with all expenses paid by the club. So I decided to do an MS Paint of Aladdin with my own interpretation of what the movie meant to me. However the judges didn

Bruce Springsteen: - Condemns tax breaks for high earners, writes off up to 98% of his property taxes by growing organic tomatoes on his land. - Arianna Huffington: Creator of Huffington Post, got 9000 bloggers to write for her for free, sold company for $300m USD, spent large amount of her time since harping on about corporate greed and usery. - Barbara Streisand: Environmental activist, give talks on conservancy, demands lawn waterings to tune of $25000 annually, brings 13 fifty-three foot trailers producing tonnes of refuse with her to concerts, demands 150 brand new handtowels and other ridiculously wasteful demands at every appearance. - Cunts like Russel Brand, Kanye West, etc, etc, etc

They just are..............oh! that means I'm a cunt aswell as a twat

Despite a shitload of plastic surgery and extreme dentistry paid for by the beardy-weirdy sugar daddy husband she first met when she was 12 and he was 38, Celine is still a Titanic horse-faced cunt.

Excuse my language everyone, why the fuck hasn't this spam headed blistered cunt loaf been nominated, this double chinned cuntbrain is about as funny as syphilis, surely he needs his spam cut down to size with the claw hammer boogie, fucking ridiculous looking rancid stack of shit, Analyze That you fucking cuntbreed.

This has to be quite literally the worst fucking group in the history of music. Whoever thought that having a bunch of tone death scene kid wannabes pretending to be gangsters would make a great concept for a band deserves to be sodomized with a cactus. Actually on second thoughts, ignore the part where I referred to these talentless emo cum stains as being a band, as none of these cunts actually play any of their own instruments. They make Limp Bizkit look like rolling stones by comparison.

Every video we watch, whether it be on the TV or at the cinema, is in a landscape orientation. Despite this there are a lot of people (cunts) who shoot video on their mobiles devices in shitty portrait mode. I recently had to endure some such footage taken at Goodwood, and it was utter wank.