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And I get called a mincer for liking ponies whilst all this is happening at the beer garden. Sambuca loving poofters.

Four years to wait. What a cunt !

We all of us know the above are a futile load of wank,always have and always will be a classic sweep under the carpet whitewash exercise. Take the latest 'establishment paedophilia' enquiry - who do they appoint to lead the enquiry ? - a fucking retired judge .. is it possible to get any more 'establisment as that ffs ?

You can tell it's July in the UK by all the Christmas ads that are starting to appear. Pound land even had cards in read for the big day

Golf is a revered game and one of the last bastions of good conduct,civility and manners. When cunts dress as Coco the the clown to play golf they surrender their dignity and drag the game down to a plebeian level. My club told a visiting party dressed In such "fancy dress gear" to get changed or fuck off.Which they did.We don't need a bunch of silly twats on our Links. A solid result. Let's hope the players at the Open next week can set a proper example too.

Make of this what you will

Since that shit unfunny movie Pineapple express Hollywood can't seem to get enough of this cunt, getting critical acclaim for that movie 127 hours which was shyte, sometimes I wish that movie 127 hours were real and the cunt cut of his right arm and having nowhere to store it shoved it up his arse and ultimately fails to escape the canyon and then dies a slow and painful death with the knowledge he has his right arm shoved up his arsehole. cunt

I cycle. I drive. I walk and I motorcycle. While I'm far from perfect, I do strive to be courteous and law-abiding regardless of my mode of transport at the time. Far too old to be arsed getting into scraps, I'd rather vent on CC. I have noticed a huge surge in pointless automatic aggression by a few cunts in lycra on multi-thousand pound cycles recently. Where I live there are hundreds of them especially at weekends. While crossing the road on foot today in the middle of a local village, one such cunt in a group of four, travelling at least 45mph in a 30 limit, shouted "wanker" as he flew through the red lights at the pedestrian crossing I was in the process of using. I honestly couldn't even be bothered to shout "cunts" back, because it would have been utterly wasted. I've today moved from understanding and tolerant to being fucking sick of the recent proliferation of these arseholes and their misplaced aggression. Given how vulnerable they are, now I just hope the cunts end up under a 38 tonner. Being flattened by a fully-loaded artic says it far more eloquently than I ever could; try arguing with that, you fucking twats.

Pumping

A while ago I was on the internet, arguing with some twats on 4chan. They were calling me a fat virgin cunt who would die alone one day and they are going to gangbang my mother. I had gotten so fucking mad that I threaten to call the internet police. So I called 118 118 and asked the operator for the number of the internet police to deal with these 4chan trolls. So the operator linked me up with this number who are supposed to be the internet police. I talked to the guy on the other end of the phone about my enquiry, but then he began making lewd comments about caressing my knob and inserting his up my arse. Then I realised the operator had linked me up to this gay phone sex line. That fucking operator is on my shit list!

Well that's ok then - all the lifestyle choice cunts can continue to stuff shite into the hole in thier fat fucker faces safe in the knowledge that the NHS [or what's left of it} will pick up the tab {why not offer cosmetic surgery at the same time then the cunts can emerge looking like kylie fucking minogue]. Meanwhile thousands of cancer, leukaemia and disabled patients are left to sort themselves out. What planet do these medical experts inhabit ? - because it seems the lunatics have taken over the lunatics.

If you're going to refer to some long-winded description several times in a document then it makes sense to form an abbreviation and use it in the remainder of the text rather than repeat the whole long-winded thing, whatever it is . However, you are a cunt if you abbreviate something and then never refer to it again. All this does is generate lots more mindless and instantly forgettable Three Letter Abbreviations (TLAs.) The world has too many cunting TLAs already and at least half the time I have no idea WTF they mean so whoever wrote them DFT about the reader of their text when they wrote it, making them a CATC.

In Denmark, it's legal to have sex with animals. There are even animal brothels where dogs and cats are forced to have sexual intercourse with humans. Also in the 60's-80's Denmark was the main producer and exporter of animal pornographic material in the entire world, this has come to an end. The people who do this should be used as organ donors and the politicians who allow this thing are just as sick

In spite of admins best efforts Lady P has been locked out since Sunday and I have received the following PM from someone called "WILES". "Wednesday, July 9, 2014, 1:07 am Listen thicko, if you don't stop logging into this site with your Thicko comments, the forces of the dark net will be unleashed upon you. From: Wiles

Its a great game. Ok there are some snobby twats in some of the more up their own arses clubs ( see PunkApe). But its a great game. I'm sure most of the CC faithful will agree, as most of you also love football, Formula 1 etc.

Some cunts just cannot indicate an item on an LCD screen without poking the thing repeatedly with their jammy index finger. The one they wiped their arse with a few minutes before, probably. They see the screen colours distort from the pressure, they observe the foul residue they've left behind obscuring my clear viewing, and they don't care at all! These fuckers have not one jot of mechanical sympathy. Just keep your foul fingers away from my display, you cunts!

Cause i cant be arsed to think of anything cunts.

Times have changed but not for the better in my opinion. The strength of a man used to be measured in hard work, providing for and putting his family above all else, standing by his lads in times of trouble, and how many pints he could drink at the boozer before pissing himself. Enter the modern man, more interested in hair product and manscaping then earning a callous on the end of a shovel, drinks soy fucking lattes and eats falafel salad over a pint with steak & chips, watches a chick flick with a lass and cries to show sensitive side rather then putting on a porno and rogering her back molars out, Takes the lads to a Justin cunting Beaver concert rather then playing poker and smoking cigars, His idea of fishing is buying one from the fishmonger as not to get his pansy hands dirty on the end of a line. I'm not saying all modern men are like this, but the vast majority are. Why did we end up soft as snail shit? Who's to blame? If a war broke out, we are well and truly up cunt creek without a paddle.

This fucking cunt of a fuck faced fucked up bitch gave birth to six infants then either suffocated or strangled them. But don't worry she was addicted to drugs at the time so she can't be totally repsonsible for that can she?? Die slag!

The recent thread on grown men with earrings sparked this off for me. I realised that i had been so swept up into following F1 that i had not fully realized what a total cunt and wanker Lewis Hamilton (as an example) is. Ishould have done and i feel ashamed. I had an inkling, but it was not obvious to me as it should have been. So this thread is for people are so complacent they don't realize a Cunt is a Cunt.

In the thread picture is Jessica Alba giving the impression that she is nude, this is a new deceiving phenomenon, not like the good old days, when an actress just got on with showing what they had for dinner, these fucking lying cunts not only take your hard earned money at the box office but bullshit you into believing you have seen their T&A, i'm so fucking outraged at this behavior that i might have to go and claw hammer some thicko chavs.

I'm tired and I'm going to bed. Kindly ignore previous nom which has a shit picture.

British PMs aren't short of a few bob so they should take a bit of pride in their appearance, get their teeth fixed and stop embarrassing us next to their American counterparts. The Special Relationship shouldn't be special because one has a set of straight white piano keys and the other has a set of crooked wonky pegs. The nom pic shows the last five British PMs and the last five US presidents.

courtesy of BBC archives