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Last year I went to see one of my favourite bands, Iron Maiden, in Las Vegas. I was having such a good night that I thought it will be my lucky night to get laid. So I came across this sexy rock chick at the front of the concert and decided to use my moves towards her. She didn

.... no ! ... just the all purpose cover all excuse for Gaz,Waz,Loz,and Boz still being shit faced from the night before and unable to present as fit for work. Similarly 'technical problems' ...for fucks sake just say so when a bunch of pikey bastards have thieved a 10 mile stretch of the west coast main line overhead cabling and switchgear.

Who tells these cunts (and others like 'em) that they can add the word 'Comedian' to their CV. Where is the proof?

Its a shithole.

Due to popular demand on another thread, I give you another astoundingly witty and well thought out nom from the mind of a senile old cunt (me) I think the photo is of Keith on his way to a comic book orgy but I cant be sure.

Really? It might have seemed like a good idea..three weeks ago. Who's going to burst their bubble?

You can knead these fuckers until the cows come home or hold them on a steady simmer for 20 minutes and yet still the fuckers wont plump-up.

You know the type, unwanted & unwarranted attention. You drop the hint that you're uninterested/repulsed but they still ask for your number etc. In the end you have to be blunt but they get offended & turn on you. No one wants a boring minger male or female.

What a bunch of WeatherCocks (cunts).

A For not having very Goodluck finding hundreds of missing civilians. B For having ridiculous names.

The list is endless, the England football team, the England cricket team, Andy Murray's hair, harley davidsons, Judi Dench's minge, Keith, there seems to be too many eggs and not enough cups or is it too many cups and not enough eggs, who gives a fuck they are all cuntbreeds who need smashing.

Big, small, wobbly, pert..the Rev doesn't give a fuck. Tits are magic. Debbie McGee's a cunt.

The gayest thing ever invented...ever.

What a waste of time.....

They are complete cunts.

Or in other words shit nominations which serve no purpose on this site but to fuck people off. All of us have been guilty of this at some point (save for Brony) whereas others are habitual in adding threads which quite frankly wouldn

The UK is facing a major sperm shortage that may be tempting fertility clinics to accept poorer quality sperm, the British Fertility Society (BFS) warns. This is from the BBC. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact you pay for this shite or how certain clinics will import sperm from abroad... even more foreigners. Just think of all that money thats slipped through your fingers

I saw an ad on YouTube for this absolute festival of fuckwittery. Is it not bad enough Christmas happens once a year already, the fuckin yanks have to bring it up like a batch of tainted clam hors d'oeuvres? They make a big cunt storm about the must have ornaments for the upcoming holiday season, they play the usual Christmas movies, music, and try to sell every cheap piece of chinko made shite they can fit onto their telly ad time slots! Fellow cunts, this has got to be the single most offensive act of cuntfuckery imaginable. Or at least in the top 10.

They weren't very clever if that thick cunt David Vincent managed to fuck their plans up every week.

What a bunch of sicko cuntbreeds these rubberneckers are, being choked while shooting your bolt, fuck that for a game of soldiers, a thicko's past time if ever there was one, David Carradine comes to mind here, what is a 72 year old man thinking of while doing this, not a lot.

After years of wrangling, 20 feet safety nets are to be put on The Golden Gate Bridge. Over 1400 depressed cunts have flung themselves from the bridge since it was built, so it's a bit of a health and safety issue. I think we're too quick to ride roughshod over tradition and the vast majority of the cunts who pulled a fucking Dick Fosbury off the bridge were only American.

Imaging waking up next to a muppet.

Why are they a cunt? Ask Sue Barker...

The slimiest of all Cunts those named Bindi. Usually nonce supportive & without morals/care for the safety of others when there's cash/inheritance at stake, Bindi should now be a banned word before & after the watershed.