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Where the fuck do I start. For those unfortunate enough to 'catch' the odd episode of Storage Hunters on the other channel during the adverts for the Jeremy Kyle show you may have caught sight of this monster. She does look a sight doesn't she / it? But if you decide to watch this excuse for a woman you will soon realise that her personality is far eclipsed by her looks. A rotten to the core American beast that no amount of mullet hair styles and false nails can change. A true cunt.

Just when we think we have seen the back of this cunt he's back in the news this time up to it with mental hospital patients and corpses.and nobody noticed. Perhaps if someone had of said something earlier this serial rapist might have been caught before he died.

Be it the Uri Geller Diet Soup Spoon to the Tommy Cooper Tofu Maker, cunts everywhere have stockpiles of boxed gizmos & gadgets complete with working instructions which will never see the light of day. When was the last time that you used your solar powered non-stick wok or that 500 piece bone china bedroom suite currently stashed away in your loft? The cunt-shaped egg poacher or the Gary Breville Neville Juicer? All of these things are cunts in your closets.

What a bunch of egoistic brats these motherfuckers are, they all think they have a divine right to do what they want when they want, always praising themselves over fuck all, vanity and arrogance, these cuntbreeds need to be put in their place, and as i am the most intelligent, physically fit and extremely attractive, then i shall carry out the required punishment on these shit stains of our society.

With barely enough funding to purchase a poxy corn plaster or a pot to piss in, take a look at this current emergency need being introduced to the NHS by Jeremy Hunt. So vital to our health is the requirement of a new bed-gown that these (pictured left) are soon to become our front-line defence against life-threatening illnesses & disease. The

For some reason a few cunts in Cambridgeshire didn't like this one.

The site of choice for saddos who think that being pale, not liking garlic, and getting slightly sun burnt makes them Count Dracula. Personally, I'd like to stake the cunts with a rusty poker.

Now don't get me wrong; the security overkill at airports is a true cunt, but has anycunt sailed recently. The exact fucking opposite. Yesterday, myself and the Fair Morag rammed the car and fucked off to set sail from Folkstone-a shithole, by the way. As well as clothing, tent, sleeping bags etc, we boarded the ferry this morning with assorted knives, gas cannisters, barbecue fuel, booze, some herbal relaxants for me and a fucking big hammer. Could you imagine trying to board a fucking plane with that lot? It looked like we were off to fight a guerilla campaign. The nearest we got to a security check was when the cunt at passport control dismissed my attempts at giving him our documentation with a smile and a shake of his head.

Whilst taking the post of English Tutor at my local comprehensive today, I was asked by students Saheed, Guang and the skinny runt Polish kid, who

Just heard about this cunt of a sport for puffs and irons.

I was out another day buying all the discount anime DVDs and console games at my local HMV. When I left the shop a vicar came up towards me with a charity money box asking money for the children in Africa. I decided to give this cunt a piece of my mind and telling him that Christianity is bullshit and causes all the problems of the world. The vicar response that he respects my opinion, which rustled my jimmies and I gave him a bollocking and told him that religion is an excuse for priests to groom choir boys. Then some passer-bys stop by and told me to stop being so disrespectful to the priests. I then gave these retards a piece of my mind and shouting my lungs across the street. Then some hoodie thrown a Foster

I dunno the complete details however some Japanese tycoon, paid out an undisclosed sum of money to an online Photoshop facility, to have his son portrayed upon a large poster-board... He submitted a photo of his son and requested that they showed him with wings... Pictured left is the result, which was pasted all over Tokyo for his son

Because they make me feel bad

How the fuck this shunter is not spilling with vomit from its arse is beyond me.

Site down, yet again. But the way they've been going lately, I'm not sure it will reappear. And that is a real cunt.

People that loop and hook, and destroy their genitals with this practice are uber cunts! What cunt in their right fucking mind would want to shove their cock into beef curtains with more metal through them than a new hip joint? Conversely, what lass wants to have a meat slicer sawing in and out of her minge? Normally, I'm the sort to live and let live, but some cunt bombed my email inbox with pictures of this travesty, and it really got on my tits. The world is fucking doomed with these spastics at large and multiplying.

why are they a CUNT it asks? do i need to answer?

I've just returned from one of my local shops. I must spend at least

Most Cunts won't have noticed but must councils have been turning off street lights overnight & many permanently. Roads are dark, people/drivers can't see as well. Accidents are increasing, burglary is increasing, some people fear going out. In other words it's a curfew. Carrying torches does not significantly help either & can make your path worse.

A while ago I was having a picnic in my front garden with my pony plushies as it was a sunny day. I was having a pleasurable time until the kids of the neighbourhood stopped by my house. They started hurling abuse and throwing rubbish at me, so I went into my house, got my katana out and chased the kids away. Then one of my asshole neighbours called the cops on me and they visited my gaffe. They almost going to arrest me until my mother talked them out of it. However, now I

So what did he have in his hands when they found him sitting up dead on his bed?

No one gave a fuck when they were still alive but as soon as they die, there's news flashes, tributes from other "celebs" who likewise didn't give a fuck when they were alive & tribute shows. If they were loved so fucking much, why didn't they have a current show. Tells when they have to use tribute programmes made 20/30 years ago cos that's how much they've been loved since.

The cunt of all cunt of all cunts. Nothing worse than going to bed in the early hours knowing you only have 3 or 4 hours before you HAVE to get up. You know that feeling. You know it's gonna happen again shortly.

Look at these miserable motherfuckers in the street. Last count 1 in 15 men were wearing red footwear as there were 1 in 10 women. What are you trying to prove? What statement? Looks pathetic. Cunters.

Every time I am enjoying a favourite song or an interesting news item I can guarantee that traffic radio fucking knows and it interrupts my chosen radio station to tell me about some traffic jam miles away that doesn't affect me. It is so clever that it interrupts my CD player as well. How does it know what I like listening to? I know there is probably a simple way of shutting it up but I am technologically impaired in this area.