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On 30/11/2014 at 15:57, Decimus said:

People need to know that no matter how much of a disgusting pervert they are, if Keith has found a home with us, so can they.

My, how times have changed...

18 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

That's the worst chat up line I've ever heard .

He's like a love-sick teenager, he's obsessed and can't leave you alone.

What have you done to encourage this behaviour?

17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I think its fucking expensive   that's what I think .Haven't you heard of primark.

FUKC Primark (see what I did there?), what about these beauties? 

https://www.aldi.co.uk/crane-outdoor-men's-t-shirt/p/830853779419600

1 hour ago, Major Cunt said:

I'm blown away with your grasp of sarcasm

He's a very sincere and honest person, I can understand how he's been hurt by your constant, uncalled-for aggression, towards him, you ought to be ashamed, you black-hearted cunt. 🖤

9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He'd die of boredom before one turned up.

Either that, or they'd miss his stop completely, inconsistent cunts.🚏🚌

10 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Stalks would be a more appropriate

You say tomato, I say fuck you, Monkey man. Lol

10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Harold, you demented fucking idiot, you do realise the only girlfriend @andhas had was the one he made up don't you? She works at Billingsgate and he sometimes visits her there. 

Lol. 

My online life is closer to reality than you think, Windrush, I certainly don't pretend to be a different race to elicit sympathy from a shower of cunts. Lol lol lol

10 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Maybe if I stuck my knob in your ear,  that could end your barren time ?.

It's all getting rather personal, and we still haven't been introduced.

24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

The only thing you’ve destroyed lately is that Angolan’s ring piece and your own credibility on here. Get fucked.

What colour is your 'year old Bentley'?

(asking for a friend)

BTW, get fucked!

36 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Tunes that you wanked to?

Can you actually 'wank' to a tune?

Personally, I'd require visual stimulation, rather than aural, even listening to Donna Summer simulating orgasms back in the day didn't give me a stiffy.

52 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Stop trying to suck me off

So, Major, is Hazza actually in the room with you, or is this just one of your, many, fantasies?

Asking for a friend.

49 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

You're way out of your depth and also despised by every quality poster. It's not subjective, dickhead, it's factual. 

Clock's ticking...

Oh, yes it is.

TikTok

14 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I really like the royals and when anything royal is happening I drape coloured bunting out of my windows.

I've tried that, but my windows have been welded shut, and anyway, the bars would get in the way. ⚜️🎌

4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Gary Glitter did some blinding tunes .

22 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

What is it with you and always mentioning butts and arseholes? Are you a bumder?

What is it with you and your obsession with botty references?

Anybody would think you're @Wolfie in disguise.

15 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Come now children, back to the classroom.Breaktime is over .You can carry on with playground games at next break.Ape , it isn't nice to not share your sweets and that bit of the playground doesn't just  belong to you , others can use it to , even the ones you dont like .Little Bobby has just moved to the village , welcome him with a smile  and your natural gaiety .Always remember little Ape, there are times when you're considered an outsider by an insider or a bottom by a top.

The prophet has spoken, all hail to the god-like magnificence of elc. 🕊️

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You spelt 'Beer holder' wrong 

We all make mistakes when we're intoxicated, @Wolfie fell in love with @Old Chap Raasclaat 

Oh dear, what a fuckin' disaster that turned out to be.

Still, it produced a couple of Poodle haired Mulattos for the freak show. 🐒🐩

11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I mean, it was akin to John Lennon having the pick of the world's top totty but ends up with that fucking slope fruit loop, Yoko. 

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

“Let’s just kill all the sand niggers.”

- Eric Cuntman.

Are you George W Bush in disguise?

4 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

This has been explained to you several times, but you seem unable to understand.

In other words, nobody gave a fuck about you and your comrades nappy-wetting rants.

Come back later, for your usual circle-jerk with the Boys Club.

3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

If I were you, I would kill myself. 

You are him, in your dreams, follow your own advice, goodbye!

15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

If you forge a card you get locked up and expelled 

Expelled isn't good enough, the cunts will only come back on the next dinghy.

19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Somebody must like him.   Fucking gets your goat doesn’t it? 

He's serving a purpose, the full 'dusky revolution' begins here.

Next comes Sharia Law for not conforming to ULEZ regulations.

19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I wouldn't say that (to their face) 🙂 

Clearly I don’t look like that as being asked in shops "Do you need help packing?" is becoming an irritation which is absolutely disgraceful given that I am a respectable member of the town. 

I wouldn't want anybody handling my package, unless they're well lubricated.