and

11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

You're a cereal/serial moaning cunt with a food allowance smaller than Frank's cock. 

On the home page it says 'The place to name the Cunts of the World!!!', that's what I was doing.

BTW, are you stalking me?

6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

The puzzle with Decs is that whilst I know that some simpletons can be taught to read and write .. how on earth did they manage it with Decs?

He's a narcissistic A.I. bot, just vicious rhetoric without any soul or compassion.

That's what they're breeding these days.

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

the Welsh are so fucked they don't know what end of a sheep is what

A hole's a hole to a stiff cock!

On 25/04/2024 at 14:30, Eric Cuntman said:

And Uncle Ben’s is shit now as well so they can fuck off wherever they sent that poor old black man.

The thing is, it's only fuckin' rice (unless it's that shite with bits of this and that in, to make it seem more cosmopolitan to the cunts who read the Guardian culinary pages)

You could probably buy a fuckin' sack-full of rice for the price you pay for a packet of Uncle Ben's.

So, I'm getting my usual shopping at Aldi, obviously because I'm a fuckin' cheapskate, and I live in a basement bedsit in Barnet (what can a poor boy do?)

Printed on the front of the Harvest Morn CRISP Cereal packet (Strawberry flavour, in case you're interested)it clearly states '16 Servings'!

I get about six servings, if I'm lucky. There is no fuckin' way you can get sixteen servings, unless they're thimble sized.

Do you really expect me to starve?

It's fuckin' outrageous, they should be prosecuted under the Trades Description Act 1968.

Third Reich supermarket cunts.

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Teachers and head teachers  are bleeting  once again .It seems they believe that if they're doing a shite job instead of criticism they should be wrapped in cotton wool and pampered and hopefully the whole naughty situation will go away  or they’ll kill themselves .Pathetic. How many in the private sector and how many self employed have been fucked over by the system ?How many of them have lost everything , how many of them have been taken to the brink .Fucking plenty that's for sure . Cunt civil servants dont know theyre fucking  born the spoilt cunts  . Be they in the NHS , education (that's a fucking joke)  or the non civil service they walk about with ID cards hanging from rainbow lanyards completely unaware of what real life is actually like. Fucking pricks .

Why bother, when they can get some psycho-pupil to do it for them?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/24/three-people-injured-at-welsh-school-and-one-arrested

3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

But this time it was in Cymru so does it matter? I will leave @Wolfie to "bleat" about your spelling.

I can't help but agree, a run-in with @Wolfie is like being savaged by a dead sheep. 🐑

18 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

Harsh but possibly life saving.

Frank needs to stop selfishly thinking about himself all the time and have a little consideration for the rest of us, he should be drinking as hard and as much as possible, it's no use prolonging the agony.

You know I'm right, @Frank

On 17/04/2024 at 19:51, Penny Farthing said:

Good Evening @Wolfie mate! Are you feeling better?

Has he been ill?🥵

I'm so disappointed he's managed to survive! 

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Sometimes I still wake up screaming. 

I always wake up screaming, it has fuck-all to do with nightmares about axes 😱

8 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

The average lifespan is actually set to fall.We are told to worry about  climate change. A diversionary theory  .  No one's noticed its still fucking freezing cold.When the sun is out and it becomes  reasonably warm they say its going to kill us . Pesticides, Antibiotic resistance , Sugar and Gluttony. They are  the killers .We are told to follow the science .Weirdly enough its scientists who are confused about what defines a woman physically. Something  the rest of us find quite simple .

 

Indeed!

Just now, Eddie said:

I thought it was a man! 

Fair enough!

6 hours ago, Eddie said:

I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar

Are you being truthful about this, Eddie?

We're all friends here, we won't mind if you're totally honest about your indiscretion.

11 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

only up to your knee's. 

He's almost drowning, he's only 4' 3" as it is.

14 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Overweight is now compulsory. 

Let's just say they were built for comfort, not for speed 😉😝

3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Now, you listen, and you listen good, I'll dealing with him on my own way and would appreciate you keeping out of it, is that understood? 

Before you do your 'dealing' with me, maybe you'd like some grammar classes from you gay mentor @Wolfie?

16 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I think this is the end for me, goodbye old friend. 

Never mind Edward, think about the generous missionary work your corpse will be doing when you're gone, it will probably feed at least a dozen slope families (when the Poodle and Pangolin steaks run out) 🥴

8 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I never realised you were that type .

He has hidden shallows.

21 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Buffoon

 

Oh, I see, you're 'bigging him up'.

Sly! 😉

Re. Does Anybody Seriously Think $65 billion Will Help Ukraine Win?

I guess it depends what they do with it.

If they spent it on a bomb/missile that targeted, and obliterated, Putin and the Kremlin, it's money well spent!

9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

What a fucking shit show of a life.

His, yours, or both?

54 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

My real son is an even bigger cunt.

No surprise there!

On 21/04/2024 at 20:09, Penny Farthing said:

I want him to read the eulogy for me.

Well, if you really think he's up to it...

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

"and somebody gobbed  in my Yorkshire Pudding".

That would've been the least of it if it had been up to me...🩹💦

On 21/04/2024 at 17:10, entitled little cunt said:

All those dimples look like a relief map of the Himalayas during an earth quake .

I wasn't saying they were particularly overweight, just that they were past the first flush of youth, late 30's early 40's, still dancing to keep fit.