Rick_B

35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What boils my piss about Christmas is this fucking obsession with it snowing on Christmas day. Every fucking advert has the street blanketed in snow, with all the smiley cunts bundled up in woolly hats and scarves. Now I'm not sure what's its like north of the Watford gap, but I can tell you the last time I ever experienced snow in Londinium and the home counties was about 1969-70. Fucking bollocks 

It almost never does, although it snowed here on Boxing Day evening in 2014.

21 hours ago, Ape said:

Perhaps some sort of glove is in order?

I do that if I'm handling something nasty, but wearing rubber or plastic gloves all day is very uncomfortable. Your hands end up being a wrinkly sweaty mess.

If you work with chemicals you need hand cream. Chemists are the ones who wash their hands before and after going to the toilet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoo9Vu1a9bU#t=1m

Spending warm summer days indoors
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg

7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

What about Brown?

He's now claiming that Bush knew there were no WMDs in Iraq, but Blair didn't. Odd that, enough people told him.

1 hour ago, cuntspotter said:

Isn't his name an anagram of the legend, "I am a lying fucking cunt"?

I thought it was "closet Tory and warmongering cunt".

18 hours ago, Piston said:

?!

Nice track that.

5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Bill I am sure there are many 24 hour or late serving McDonalds around there and I am sure they would have supplied victuals that sated your desires. Or is it too high brow for you?

Well to the extent that the things McDonalds sell  in those cardboard hats can be regarded as chips. Not sure any of them are worse than the posh overpriced restaurants that sell you a child size portion of chips in a trendy little container for a fiver.

The card of Vanquis advert is seriously getting on my tits.

Maybe we could add finishing every sentence with "innit" to the list.

13 hours ago, Punkape said:

Many homosexuals chase after young lads and are basically predatory paedophiles.The planes to Thailand and Morocco are permanently full of these cunts whilst the authorities look the other way.....

 

Really? What evidence do you have that planes to Thailand and Morocco are "permanently full" of paedophiles? None I suspect. For the record Savile and Glitter were mainly interested in young girls. You are talking bollox as usual.

15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

And your considered opinion? 

I enjoyed listening to it, there's a lot of energy going on there, but computer generated music isn't really my thing.

2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I've just listened to all of that rick and it was bloody awful. Give me the courtesy of doing the same to the throbbing psychedelic trance and then pass judgment  

I did listen to your track and no I wasn't passing judgment on it. The Klaus Nomi track is of cause dreadful bollox.

You want Total Eclipse insanity? Try Klaus Nomi. He's a collectors item this one.

16 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

Ronald Reagan to Abraham Lincoln.

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The corner without Frank is......fucking marvelous 🤣

Donald Trump to, well anyone really.

As I recall the only good thing about Nuneaton is the railway station out of there. Actually there was a decent pub just around the corner, but like most pubs it's probably been turned into luxury flats for yuppies now.

35 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I hope you've put these concerns to the NHS consultants with whom you play golf.

6 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I'm more than pleased CC's leading hedonistically-charged rock star has decided to upload a song, and I'm sure you'd post more if the wild partying didn't hinder you.

(Ps. I've just PM'd you. *taps nose*)

Trust me, these days reports of my hedonistic lifestyle are very much exaggerated.

I'll be perfectly honest, I hadn't heard of him but I have now. He's very good, nice tone too. At his age I could hardly play much more than a bit of rhythm. You can really hear the Buddy Guy influence in his playing.

Time I nominated one I think. As a blues/rock guitarist I could have nominated loads of that stuff, but I took the decision some time ago to separate what I play from what I listen to. This is Chvrches.

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

My kids loved the whole process. We actually ate my penis for Sunday lunch, as part of a family tradition. No one came back for seconds, either.

I often wondered where andouillette came from.

3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

While someone like Quincy – a bloodsucking financial rapist – would consider this philosophy alien, I also do not understand why anyone would work for absolutely nothing. Please put your legendary capitalist principles on display and explain this to me.

Because to the Linux community it's not work it's a labour of love. Linux is intended to be a free open-source operating system, in other words the opposite of Microsoft Windows.

2 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Now now. Standing alongside him at least keeps him from getting behind you - that must count for something.

I have to be careful around Rick - he's dreadfully intimidated by me and has panic banned me on multiple occasions out of sheer terror.

Only in your over-vivid imagination. I only banned you once for a very short time and I didn't give you a permanent warning point.

4 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Currently writing this on my bedtime wanking laptop because by main machine has become a three-hundred quid paperweight. I tried installing Windows 7 so that I could gain access to the 80% of my Steam game library that isn't designed for Linux and ended up with some bullshit message about no drivers for the CD/DVD drive - I then decided to install an old copy of XP to see if I could update it through there and got as far as wiping the old Linux partition off the hard drive before it decided to stop halfway through formatting the disk for the XP install to tell me the disk was damaged and I could go fuck myself. Now the only chance I have of making it work is to sit for five hours as my smut machine slowly chugs it's way through downloading the Linux ISO file to create a new USB boot pen and end up exactly where I started off at. I'm seriously considering just flogging the overpriced, unreliable piece of shit to some spotty little nerd who gets hard at the thought of being elbow deep in brightly coloured, Asperger pleasing PC cases... @Cuntybaws...?

Well obviously you can download and burn an iso, but it's not really worth the time and hassle. There are a few Linux buffs on eBay who will sell you an operation system for a couple of quid. They don't make any money out of it, the two pounds is just to cover the cost of eBay fees, P&P and the CD.